Gonna go ahead and post a picture of myself and my business card.

[maximus__]

I can push press 175 for 4 sets of 3 reps bro.

lmao

Who cares man? Just bench press 315 pounds for 3 reps, make it look easy to people who don't understand powerlifting, and claim you could've done 3 more reps but held back.

All I know is this... I squatted more than ten reps with 320 pounds with either good enough depth for powerlifting standards, or at least close. And those are facts... And because of that, I can claim to people on the internet and in real life that 3 plates on squats is just endurance training for me, and if I was serious, I can do 405 pounds for four reps. Which is... I can do four plates for reps bro.

Your push press isn't even bodyweight.

But you didn't squat 320lbs for 10=Reps. You took two months to put up a video that showed you neither hit depth or stood up at the top for 99% of those reps. I can find videos of lifters half prepping all over the internet.

You went to the death with a 275lb front squat for 4 when you just barely hit depth. That puts your actual Back squat (with a full ROM) under 400lbs as a 260lb lifter. No shame in lifting that weight, but you are claiming to do things you can't actually do.

 

[Trabaho]

Felt like




But thanks to the almighty Lord

• Matthew 6:24:
  "No one can serve two masters. Either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and money."
  
  Now I can sleep
  
  Forgive our sins like we forgive our debtors

 

[Trabaho]

You may as well just be savage animals.

We rely on strength and wealth to get pussy. Strength and wealth and strength and wealth alone.

Ok my fellow sherdog participant.

 

[Trabaho]

I guess I was a douche first. I apologize sincerely. Even when someone is semi trolling I should have kept it friendly.
I got way to comfortable online. Sherdog is a mess. My account. But I've been known what shit is since day 1 . I still do it online and consider myself a good person to not get into trouble. I totally misjudged that I can be a ass hat. Is what it is. Noone's perfect.

How many grams of carbs are in 1 cup poridge ?

I really need to work on my squatting. You guys think I can aim for the proposed BW squat x 10 in 2025. I'm a far cry from it. I don't think I'll make it. Perhaps drop my weight to a healthy 225 and then squat 225 x 10. Would count by definition. But 225 sounds like such a effort. God willing I guess. Hey there's more important things to consider.

Ight big sharedawgs I see you man

 

[Trabaho]

Maybe your rizz is considerably stronger and you can outsqaut me. Your manager job might pay way more than what I get doing security.

At least my moma says I'm a good boy.




Drum roll. Joke of the century.

Just my akward German Humor. I tried.


Thread hijacks - bad flat jokes.

 

[Trabaho]

Sherodg giving me a headache again it's Maximilians fault again. He is being to complicated with his lifting advice. I end up doing it wrong and getting a fucking headache. Jesus. Or was it too many sups, or I got a cold. Sometimes I just wanna throw the phone into the trash and plug out forever. Be a real again. Fuck this bitch ass radiation.

Don't get me wrong I think I trust Max by now. I definitely like the person.

 

[Trabaho]

I miss my home turf. Sweet Hercegovina

For haters.

 

[Trabaho]

I know it's funny that I ocassionaly listen to songs with swear words, and I don't fully understand all words and terms due to my limited second actually third language english skills. But this song is a vibe. Just the core energy is good. What the artist portrays.




Now this sucks. Fify (that's his real life name) was right, we are tired of technology. Sometimes. Often it's fun. But like all things you can't focus on one thing or overuse something. Balance is key.

 

[Trabaho]

I can push press 175 for 4 sets of 3 reps bro.

Is this leg press ? That's easy 175

lmao

Who cares man? Just bench press 315 pounds for 3 reps

Bro sorry. I am trying to better myself but I gotta call you out on this one. Bench 315 x 3 ? I don't believe it. Maybe your all time record. I don't buy it that you can pull that right now. With all due respect.

Sorry I just had to call it out. I also never gotten 315, I'm never dedicated though. I'm far from 315.

 

[Trabaho]

This guy is the realest, ain't nobody like this anywhere in that universe, dire or radiant, he smacks, straigh up kills heroes. My fav. I am a grandmaster. Don't go on my nerves or I will pick clock and battery assault fart till you die and than throw rockets onto your corpse in a bloodrush till you are a bit... hard to recognise.




No joke I am a grandmaster Tier Clockavelli player. I got a win rate on him that is well over average.

 

[Baby Hanma]

Is this leg press ? That's easy 175


Bro sorry. I am trying to better myself but I gotta call you out on this one. Bench 315 x 3 ? I don't believe it. Maybe your all time record. I don't buy it that you can pull that right now. With all due respect.

Sorry I just had to call it out. I also never gotten 315, I'm never dedicated though. I'm far from 315.

Oh my good Lord...

Alright my friend... There is this thing in the English language called metaphors. Or figurative language. Or analogies.

I was making an "analogy". I did not mean things literally. I don't bench press 315 yet.

 

[Trabaho]

Oh my good Lord...

Alright my friend... There is this thing in the English language called metaphors. Or figurative language. Or analogies.

I was making an "analogy". I did not mean things literally. I don't bench press 315 yet.

Told you i learned english on youtube. Jeez. Be butterflies and bees to me. Or I will spam clock in your lane. I will deny your farm with my cogs.

 

[Trabaho]

When I play dota this hero is creepy, he predicts where the runes are and shit. He literaly said "you will die in a housefire" wtf

I never know when is he healing or damaging our team or the other team. I still haven't bothered to decypher his spaghetti ass skill descriptions. Heal than die or he heals you hit the guy and suddenly full hp. Wtf brate
False promise skills and stuff, guy is called Oracle.

 

[Baby Hanma]

When I play dota this hero is creepy, he predicts where the runes are and shit. He literaly said "you will die in a housefire" wtf

I never know when is he healing or damaging our team or the other team. I still haven't bothered to decypher his spaghetti ass skill descriptions. Heal than die or he heals you hit the guy and suddenly full hp. Wtf brate
False promise skills and stuff, guy is called Oracle.

I play strategy games or fighting games for my PvP fix.

 

[Trabaho]

I just love to piss everyone off if I'm winning

 

[Long Dark Blues]

What is this thread?!

 

[Trabaho]

Ever since I stopped smoking / vaping my communication score in Dota 2 dropped from 11300/12000 to like 4300/12000. I am a bad boy.

 

[Trabaho]

What is this thread?!

The real question is, do you enjoy being white

 

[NoSmilez]

@Flower2dPeople This is one of yours.

 

[NoSmilez]

You guys should do a judo challenge.