Gonna go ahead and post a picture of myself and my business card.

Women are hypergamous. They will flirt with you if you're gainfully employed, they will have sex with you if you have a six figure salary, and they will marry you if you have ten million dollars in net worth.

Weak men rely on boyish good looks and a solid personality. But for great alpha men like me? We rely on strength and wealth to get pussy. Strength and wealth and strength and wealth alone.
what a hardcore troll, if you were rich you wouldn´t be bald by age of 35 bro. You are lame bro. Gotta mute you and your fantasy storys. Like when do you plan on being normal ?
 
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Things don’t look good, Hanma.
But that's okay because at least I squat 405 for reps?
 
You aren´t stupid but you are slimey

"All is fair in love and seduction. Morality never enters the picture."

Those are the legendary words of Robert Greene. New York Times Bestselling Author. It doesn't matter how dishonorable you are, as long as you get laid in the end.
 
"All is fair in love and seduction. Morality never enters the picture."

Those are the legendary words of Robert Greene. New York Times Bestselling Author. It doesn't matter how dishonorable you are, as long as you get laid in the end.
You are trying to prove yourself for sherdog ?
 
But that's okay because at least I squat 405 for reps?
I don't care ? Congrats on squatting 405 IF you squat 405. 405 is a strong squat. I kinda think you exegarate the number.
 
I don't know about business card man. I really prefer to be anonymous...

But there are 450+ Crunch Fitness gyms all over the USA. All you folks have to know is that I am an assistant manager in one. I'm rich, high-achieving, and a well-trained powerlifter/Olympic-style weightlifter.

How about this as proof of my rizz?
" Hi I am the Janitor here, could you guys please take a picture with me I want to prove to my friends on sherdog that I am successfull"
 
Why are you so fixated on me?

I thought you were stupid and then I said it... I mean, I spoke my mind? So, now you're hating on me?

You think I care?
You got me again. You were pretending to be dumb.
 
You got me again. You were pretending to be dumb.

Good God bro...

All smart people pretend to be dumb 90% of the time in most social situations. It's not even "pretending" anymore because it's such an ingrained part of the lives of supremely intelligent people.

Every now and then, dumb people accidentally realize how dumb they are compared to people like me, and that's where chaos happens and we smart people call the cops. But it's not because we, smart people, are picking on you. We never take any of you dumb ones seriously, ever. You may as well just be savage animals.
 
Good God bro...

All smart people pretend to be dumb 90% of the time in most social situations. It's not even "pretending" anymore because it's such an ingrained part of the lives of supremely intelligent people.

Every now and then, dumb people accidentally realize how dumb they are compared to people like me, and that's where chaos happens and we smart people call the cops. But it's not because we, smart people, are picking on you. We never take any of you dumb ones seriously, ever. You may as well just be savage animals.
Uuuuuh now he is a gangsta
 
Ok I'm unfollowing you Hama. Have a great time, God bless.
 
Yes I can.
No pause, 4 reps at 275lbs says you can't in Jan says you can't.
Front squat is usually within 20% of your Back squat.

That does explain why you couldn't hit the depth of your 320lbs for reps though.


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No pause, 4 reps at 275lbs says you can't in Jan says you can't.
Front squat is usually within 20% of your Back squat.

That does explain why you couldn't hit the depth of your 320lbs for reps though.


Meme-arsenal.com

I can push press 175 for 4 sets of 3 reps bro.

lmao

Who cares man? Just bench press 315 pounds for 3 reps, make it look easy to people who don't understand powerlifting, and claim you could've done 3 more reps but held back.

All I know is this... I squatted more than ten reps with 320 pounds with either good enough depth for powerlifting standards, or at least close. And those are facts... And because of that, I can claim to people on the internet and in real life that 3 plates on squats is just endurance training for me, and if I was serious, I can do 405 pounds for four reps. Which is... I can do four plates for reps bro.
 
And on top of all of that, I can simply emphasize that I train for a supertotal, which is a good excuse for being weak on any of the lifts. lmao. Oh, I only squat 350 pounds, but look, I can power clean 225. Oh that's weak? I can bench 225 for five reps bro! Oh that's weak? Can you snatch 175 pounds? Because I can do that!
 
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