Going Rogue

Well atleast I'll have company in hell.
 
ME and a friend tortured a kid that much that he was so afraid to go to school that he vomited every morning. It was in first class (so we were 6). When they found out the rector really flipped.
Although Im honestly ashamed about what we did to this kid I know that hell is waiting for me.
So in hell, lifting will be the next big thing in a couple of decades, he?!
 
Or they put all of us in the sweetiest weightroom ever and dont allow us to train.
I mean. Its hell, isnt it?
 
And no metros using them we could slapp arround?
Oh, no! Hell must be hell!
 
graedy said:
Or they put all of us in the sweetiest weightroom ever and dont allow us to train.
I mean. Its hell, isnt it?
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It's hot and humid as hell (well duh), you're only allowed to deadlift, the bars are all 2.5 inches thick, have no knurling and the chalk is hanging from a string - just out of reach.
 
Damn, these stories have me rolling. The only things the "special students" did at my school dribbled when they ate.

A true test of stomache endurance is to sit at the same table as them during lunch. Nothing looks better than mashed potatoes, corn, green beans, and salisbury steak all smashed together and bound my saliva.
 
haha

My school's retards > all

I blame Missouri.
 
Barut said:
During freshman year at the aforementioned high school I had home room with James. He wasn't 'officially' retarded, but he was in the special classes because he was very special. He also had an obsession with being the quarterback for our schools football team.

*Bright Idea enters Bert's head*

"Hey James, if you want to be quarterback you're going to have to strengthen your throwing arm." I then turned around in my desk to face him.

I told him to put his right arm on the desk as if he was going to armwrestle me. I explained that I would pull against his arm while he pulled towards his face. James was all in. I held his hand for about 10 seconds while he strained and shook. I let his hand go and the tard hit himself so hard in face he fell out of his chair. It was almost immediately apparent that James's eye was going to be awesomely black.

Bart got in school suspension.
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You sir are quite the bully. Hellaciously funny bully. That shit's priceless.

bacon said:
You remember Jake, right? That fucker would eat ANYTHING. A couple kids got in trouble for feeding him at lunch.
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yea man, I remember people used to feed him pennies and nickels and shit.

bacon said:
Dude....my name's Bryan....
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Dude my name's Jake.... *eats random pocket change*
 
graedy said:
Where are the barbellsnatch fo 135lbs + vid?
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It's comin'. I didn't do one arm snatches yesterday so that I could see how much I could press when I'm fresh. I'm working on it, though.

So, alright
 
I'd like one if im included in the offer. I would need a large though since im a runt
 
Barut said:
XL is fine. Let me know what I owe you.
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Er....Ditto letting me know what I owe you. I'll take a L *hangs head in shame*

Grats on the 15 lbs. OHP PR man.
 
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