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Corruption reigns supreme.
Going Rogue
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fat_wilhelm said:
Saw this on Marunde's site; he's up to 840 now:
http://www.marunde-muscle.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4839
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Barut said:
No, it's not, but Meinrod is a regular over there.
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My cats are awesome, especially the retarded, inbred Birman.Barut said:
Hawaii? Cool, I've always wanted to go there, might try and learn to surf...
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10/17/2006
Bench Day:
Bench
135 x 7
225 x 5
315 x 6
365 x 1
315 x 3 (pause for 2 count each rep, up on Tayon
Bench Day:
Bench
135 x 7
225 x 5
315 x 6
365 x 1
315 x 3 (pause for 2 count each rep, up on Tayon
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Story time:
I went to HS with a kid named Jake who had Downs Syndrome. One day I was at a friends house, and between bong hits, my buddy points out his window and says, "check that shit out...." I look out the window to see Jake and his whole family (Mom, Dad, two brothers) standing on the lawn. All the guys are shirtless. Mom has the hair clippers. She sets a chair in front of her and one-by-one shaves everyones head. This whole time the kids are slapping the shit out of each other on the back. These weren't loving slaps from siblings, these were heavy handed, make-you-piss-blood slaps that echoed through the neighborhood.
That's when I noticed something odd....The entire family of five had some form of mental retardation.
Birth defects happen, they're part of life. But at what point do two "special" people realize, "hmmm....maybe we should stop fucking."? That's a loaded question of course because I already know that the answer, in this case, was after three "special" kids.
On a side note, Jake used to wear his sweatpants just below his nipples, which pretty much made the center seam of the sweatpants split his nutsack right down the fucking middle for all the world to see. He also eat paper cups and he tried to stab another student with a fork once because he claimed said student was trying to steal his green beans.
The end. I'd love to tell you I was lying just now....but I'd be lying.
I went to HS with a kid named Jake who had Downs Syndrome. One day I was at a friends house, and between bong hits, my buddy points out his window and says, "check that shit out...." I look out the window to see Jake and his whole family (Mom, Dad, two brothers) standing on the lawn. All the guys are shirtless. Mom has the hair clippers. She sets a chair in front of her and one-by-one shaves everyones head. This whole time the kids are slapping the shit out of each other on the back. These weren't loving slaps from siblings, these were heavy handed, make-you-piss-blood slaps that echoed through the neighborhood.
That's when I noticed something odd....The entire family of five had some form of mental retardation.
Birth defects happen, they're part of life. But at what point do two "special" people realize, "hmmm....maybe we should stop fucking."? That's a loaded question of course because I already know that the answer, in this case, was after three "special" kids.
On a side note, Jake used to wear his sweatpants just below his nipples, which pretty much made the center seam of the sweatpants split his nutsack right down the fucking middle for all the world to see. He also eat paper cups and he tried to stab another student with a fork once because he claimed said student was trying to steal his green beans.
The end. I'd love to tell you I was lying just now....but I'd be lying.
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I love my log.
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A guy I went to school with once, when we were about 9 I think, had a dream that our teacher tried to kill him. So he attacked her with a pair of scissors.bacon said:
Weirdest thing I have ever seen in my life, utterly true.
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SmashiusClay said:
During my senior year of high school our school district decided to try to integrate some tards into regular classes. Brian (the coolest down's syndrome kid eva) would sit in our english class and color while we read shakespeare. Our pothead teacher would start us on some assignment and then disappear for 20 minutes. During one of Mr. Holt's absences I started to talk to Brian about some random thing or another. Brian decided that I needed to die and promptly armed himself with a pair of scissors. (The pointy 'not for use by violent retard' style)
After a few minutes of failed diplomatic attempts a melee ensued. Mr. Holt returned to class to see Bort holding Brian face down on the floor and repeating, "Fucking Brian tried to stab me." Good times. Brian considered me to be his best friend again 10 minutes later.
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During freshman year at the aforementioned high school I had home room with James. He wasn't 'officially' retarded, but he was in the special classes because he was very special. He also had an obsession with being the quarterback for our schools football team.
*Bright Idea enters Bert's head*
"Hey James, if you want to be quarterback you're going to have to strengthen your throwing arm." I then turned around in my desk to face him.
I told him to put his right arm on the desk as if he was going to armwrestle me. I explained that I would pull against his arm while he pulled towards his face. James was all in. I held his hand for about 10 seconds while he strained and shook. I let his hand go and the tard hit himself so hard in face he fell out of his chair. It was almost immediately apparent that James's eye was going to be awesomely black.
Bart got in school suspension.
*Bright Idea enters Bert's head*
"Hey James, if you want to be quarterback you're going to have to strengthen your throwing arm." I then turned around in my desk to face him.
I told him to put his right arm on the desk as if he was going to armwrestle me. I explained that I would pull against his arm while he pulled towards his face. James was all in. I held his hand for about 10 seconds while he strained and shook. I let his hand go and the tard hit himself so hard in face he fell out of his chair. It was almost immediately apparent that James's eye was going to be awesomely black.
Bart got in school suspension.
