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People assume I must masturbate a lot, but I usually just get prostitutes
Street meat or incalls..?
People assume I must masturbate a lot, but I usually just get prostitutes
This is another misconception or surprise that people have about me, not that I have money my ass always broke that I can cook. I love cooking & eating any meat, fish, soups, I can crush in the kitchen I can do ethnic & traditional fusion dishes cooking is how I got my girl I taught her how to cook. Her mom thanks me all the time and wants me to train her sister...
haha I know you are not one because I liked you from the start, you're too normal and down to earth to be nutty vegan
I never really cared of thought about them until they blocked the road here outside BBQ restaurant and was throwing stuff at the door and trying to smash the window. Clear mental illness, who the hell does that, and its not 1 or 2 people, there were 40-50 of them, seriously crazy.
Do people have misconceptions about you that couldn't be more wrong? I always get the misconception that I'm always angry or unapproachable at our recent Christmas party I had a fellow longtime co worker who approached me slightly tipsy saying she was all wrong about me thinking I was hard to talk to and that I always seemed so serious and intimidating, but talking with others and seeing me in a social settings she realizes that she was so very wrong. I'm a real nice guy and go out of my way to help people when I can I even volunteer time at my local food bank
But I've heard this review of me before and I'm self aware to note I have one of those faces that if I'm not smiling I do look like I'm making the walk to the octagon couple of times I've caught glimpse of myself in a mirror and even I go woah, wtf relax the face bud. So now since the new year I've employed facial relaxation exercises (who knew that was a thing?) My lady is helping me with this I had no idea that looking approachable required hard work? I kinda feel like this guy doing facial relaxation exercises ↓↓↓
Any misconceptions people have about you that couldn't be more wrong..?
@Clementine
@Sir Galahad
@HI SCOTT NEWMAN
this is how you retaliate
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What game though?Well my ex told me that the day she met me, she thought I would refuse to let her have a turn at playing my video game and that I would eventually rape her.
So there's that.
Well I have driving age children. Permit tests, licenses, registrations, plates...and I’m in the auto industry so I am hearing nightmare after nightmare. It’s not right, and it’s about votes not liberties.Philosophically I agree but how often do you need to go to the DMV? I went last month to renew my license and get the enhanced version and I was in and out in 1 hour. I haven't been to the DMV in over a decade before that.
Sorry dude, if you are fat you need to be jolly.People think I’ll be jolly because I’m fat. I am not. I am mean. I am so mean I’d be the dean of mean my name was Jardine. But since it’s not that wouldn’t make any sense.
I reject your hypothesisSorry dude, if you are fat you need to be jolly.
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....it was dance dance revolution.
so by girlfriend you mean boyfriend
Actually that game got me more pussy than having a sports car or gym gains ever did. True story.
Is that to be expected because you don’t have a sports car or work out though?
I always got the misconception that you were unapproachable on Sherdog because of this signature gif you use
- one common misconception people have about me is people think I actually care what they think about me -
-That i'm nice
I'm not nice, but being nice is my normal way to interact with people.
I see no point on tough wannabes, tryhards, assholes, rude or even just over serious people with stick up in their ass.
I'm not bad person either, but i'm vengeful as fuck and i tend to pay back 2-3 times what i get
-That i will fuck anybody's GF/wife if i have the chance
Actually i got one of the strictest code about that, even if we are'nt friends but we shaked hands once i will not hitting yours
I don't even fuck friend's ex without ask first
I did both at one point. If I'd known how shitty society was at the time I'd have done neither.
The rape thing probably should've been a clue, in retrospect.
She's my subliminal shield for the haters who try to talk sh!t to me. Like "Don't even start"...