Common misconceptions people have about you...

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  1. Paynebringer Titanium Ape Planet Belt... Always Defend ♠♠♠

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    Do people have misconceptions about you that couldn't be more wrong? I always get the misconception that I'm always angry or unapproachable at our recent Christmas party I had a fellow longtime co worker who approached me slightly tipsy saying she was all wrong about me thinking I was hard to talk to and that I always seemed so serious and intimidating, but talking with others and seeing me in a social settings she realizes that she was so very wrong. I'm a real nice guy and go out of my way to help people when I can I even volunteer time at my local food bank

    But I've heard this review of me before and I'm self aware to note I have one of those faces that if I'm not smiling I do look like I'm making the walk to the octagon couple of times I've caught glimpse of myself in a mirror and even I go woah, wtf relax the face bud. So now since the new year I've employed facial relaxation exercises (who knew that was a thing?) My lady is helping me with this I had no idea that looking approachable required hard work? I kinda feel like this guy doing facial relaxation exercises ↓↓↓

    [​IMG] Any misconceptions people have about you that couldn't be more wrong..?


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    They think I'm like this <mma3>98% of the time and this <codychoke>2% of the time.


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    that I will pull out before busting a nut

    well, if they drop dead right in front of you you can sex them before rigor mortis sets in....unless you like sexing a rigor mortis corpse like some weirdo
     
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    So no "How you doing" from you I guess..?
     
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    Play at your own risk my man...
     
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    That I "hate'' Vegans. I don't hate them but I just think they have severe mental health problems
     
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    To this day I don't know the difference between Vegan & Vegetarian..?
     
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    That I hate Liberals. No I just hate the ones that let illegal immigrants that don't pay taxes go to the DMV to get licenses. The lines are wrapped around the building and they hired security and translators, paid for by...you guessed it. People that pay taxes. On top of it, we all need to get "enhanced" licenses for travel now, so 5-6 hour waits are a reality for us all. By the way, if I want a license, I have to first get a permit, then take a driving course, then show 4 proofs of id.....Im not sure how they do that...I literally had to find an old work ID and a library card to go with my passport and credit cards.
     
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    On a vaguely similar note a misconception when I was single that I can go for hours, f*king porn giving ladies crazy misconceptions I'm just man baby I don't come with batteries...
     
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    Don't ask me bro, they are crazy.. about 40 of them blocked the street here last year because they were protesting outside a BBQ restaurant, and they were throwing stuff at the door. They are seriously deranged
     
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    Liberal Hater Confirmed...

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    Anybody who throws sh!t at a bbq joint needz to be deaden quick...
     
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    No, I quite liked Mayor Bloomberg.. I don't like snowflakes screaming in peoples faces, or letting the public throw water on cops. But I also don't like right wing Rush Limbaugh types.
     

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