Cheated on my GF.

I have a source that is close to the situation. He has acquired video of smellmyfarts admiring the ghetto booty in question.

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Do what your intuition tells you. But just reading your situation I would break up with your gf and drop the other chick too. Learn from the situation and move forward. Dont make a commitment unless you are ready.
 
dummy lol. you'll be straight, tell the truth though. it'll fuck with you keeping that a secret and it'll hurt your relationship even more. Ive cheated once, I was only 17 but I was with the girl for 6 months and I loved her, I told her about two days later. She initially broke up with me but I was persistent as hell in getting her back and she finally did.
 
Mike90 said:
Well yeah I didn't say you said that. But people do seem to give it about the same weight as an accident. "He just made a mistake man" Somehow I've gone my whole life without fucking someone else by mistake while in a relationship. It's not that hard.
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It's his god given right to fuck her right in the pussy.
 
I join those who say tell your GF everything and move on.

Lies will ruin your relationships anyways along with your psychic health in a long run. So have the balls and take the hit. You won't die but will probably feel better than now.

Yeah, and keep us informed on how this develops. A nice karma lesson for all cheating sherbros I guess.
 
tell booty you had temp broke up with the misses, you shoulda told her that in the first place
 
smellmyfarts said:
I got in a huge fight with my GF over some stupid shit and didn't talk to her other than a few text messages for almost a week. Like an idiot, I went out drinking last weekend with some buddies and ended up at a house party with an old co-worker of mine. Long story short, I went back to her house and we hooked up. The next morning, I woke up feeling terrible about what had happened, but kept my mouth shut about having a GF and went on with my day. This chick texted me like 10 times about how much she likes me and can't wait to see me again as well as sent me a friend request on FB that I denied. I'm not into this girl at all. She's pretty annoying and despite having one of the most spectacular ghetto bootys that I've ever seen, she's a total butter-face with a bunch of really hood tattoos.

So after a couple days of ignoring her, she finally got the point, but then yesterday day she sends me a message that basically says that she knows I have a GF, and that I'm a total piece of shit. I didn't respond, but now I'm sweating bullets because she obviously knows someone that knows me or my GF.

At this point I'm thinking that I should either just come clean with my GF or break up with her. I don't think I can keep a skeleton like this in the closest. I also can't bare the thought of my GF knowing that I bagged this trashy chick, and from what I know about her, she'll probably eventually find a way to tell my GF.

Yes, I'm a fucking idiot, so save the "you're retarded comments."

What would you do?
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WOAH WOAH WOAH!

Hold ON!! There bud

What you did is NOT bad.

Real men cheat on their girlfriends. Want proof?

All men who ever held power or did anything worth a f#ck in human history were cheaters. They often loved a particular woman (their wife) but they could and would sleep with other women on the side. Doing this prevented them from being overly attached to their main woman and by not being overly dependent on ONE woman's Vagina you transcend to a higher level. In doing so your main squeeze becomes more interested in you and wonders why you aren't a beta b#tch like her girlfriends boyfriends are. The reason you aren't a beta b#tch is because you get other vagina on the side (without her knowing). The frequency of how often you get vagina outside of your relationship is up to you but I recommend at least a few times a year with other women so as to keep you in a happy state and living life on the edge.

Anyhow we humans are not monogamous and it is unnatural and a recent invented belief that men 'must be faithful'. It's a lie... Men in our history NEVER set out to be faithful it is simply against our biology and what it means to be a real man.


keep on bro your doing nothing wrong and don't let these little beta's in here tell you otherwise. They don't have what it takes to sit with the gods!

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Life is as short as a cellphone camera flash that didn't take a picture of shit. Two years after you die, family members will never even speak the name of the worm food your skeleton has become. Take your girlfriend out and get her smashed. Then text the ghetto booty girl and tell her to meet at your girls house. Buy 2 boxes of cheap white zin. Right before the booty girl gets there, go down on your drunk girl until she is uncontrollably horny. Answer the door, body slam the booty girl on top of your girl and rock that shit like a boss. Afterwards, light up a cigar and tell the booty girl that she got banged, but your girl was made love to. Wait for her to tear up, while your girlfriend smiles all smug. Apologize to booty girl and rock another 3 way.
 
Jayzer193 said:
Life is as short as a cellphone camera flash that didn't take a picture of shit. Two years after you die, family members will never even speak the name of the worm food your skeleton has become. Take your girlfriend out and get her smashed. Then text the ghetto booty girl and tell her to meet at your girls house. Buy 2 boxes of cheap white zin. Right before the booty girl gets there, go down on your drunk girl until she is uncontrollably horny. Answer the door, body slam the booty girl on top of your girl and rock that shit like a boss. Afterwards, light up a cigar and tell the booty girl that she got banged, but your girl was made love to. Wait for her to tear up, while your girlfriend smiles all smug. Apologize to booty girl and rock another 3 way.
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This man knows.

Perhaps you wish to sit at the throne of the gods and transcend to the heavens were Zeus and kin rule?
 
Seriously, good. They are legit evil.

I am going to start fucking them over repeatedly beginning now.
 
Don't say anything ts. Deny everything. Women do not forget, so it's no point telling them anything.
 
Jayzer193 said:
Life is as short as a cellphone camera flash that didn't take a picture of shit. Two years after you die, family members will never even speak the name of the worm food your skeleton has become. Take your girlfriend out and get her smashed. Then text the ghetto booty girl and tell her to meet at your girls house. Buy 2 boxes of cheap white zin. Right before the booty girl gets there, go down on your drunk girl until she is uncontrollably horny. Answer the door, body slam the booty girl on top of your girl and rock that shit like a boss. Afterwards, light up a cigar and tell the booty girl that she got banged, but your girl was made love to. Wait for her to tear up, while your girlfriend smiles all smug. Apologize to booty girl and rock another 3 way.
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Holy shit.
 
Bukowski82 said:
And like you, I'd wake up and instantly just be overcome with guilt and regret. Not that that ever stopped me from making the same mistake.
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This is a common sentiment, at least people say it is.

The way I see it is this...when you do something like this and never ever repeat it - the remorse is deep, genuine and it stems from acting out of character.

When you do it and repeat it down the line - the remorse is superficial and the only reason you are feeling it is because you know you're "supposed" to feel bad for breaking the social contract.

SpidermanISGOAT said:
All men who ever held power or did anything worth a f#ck in human history were cheaters.
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This is not true and even if it is, what does it prove exactly ? That we will reach the same heights by emulating their behavior categorically ? Should I buy myself a bunch of slaves if I wanna be as great as George Washington ?
 
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