Cheated on my GF.

Jayzer193 said:
Life is as short as a cellphone camera flash that didn't take a picture of shit. Two years after you die, family members will never even speak the name of the worm food your skeleton has become. Take your girlfriend out and get her smashed. Then text the ghetto booty girl and tell her to meet at your girls house. Buy 2 boxes of cheap white zin. Right before the booty girl gets there, go down on your drunk girl until she is uncontrollably horny. Answer the door, body slam the booty girl on top of your girl and rock that shit like a boss. Afterwards, light up a cigar and tell the booty girl that she got banged, but your girl was made love to. Wait for her to tear up, while your girlfriend smiles all smug. Apologize to booty girl and rock another 3 way.
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Like a Boss!
 
You didn't give a shit when you were doing it so just move on with life maybe she'll never know, Only pussies have a conscience.
 
is the girl you cheated on hispanic,cause if she is,you in big trouble.
 
The worst case is that your gf finds out. Do not bring about the worst case by yourself. You will not get any extra points for coming clean with her, you will be a pos in her eyes either way. Keep quiet and forget about it.
 
TS broke up with his girl FYI, way early on in the thread, maybe page 6 or something, came clean apparently.
 
equus said:
oh she just acted really hurt. like I called her the c word or banged her cousin on live tv or something.
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Lol, oreo calories of guilt. How soea her cousin look?
 
I'm picturing green eyes and brown hair. Tan skin.
 
What kinda body does she have?
 
equus said:
my wife yelled at me one time and said a bunch of shit. like a string of 4-5 things. just trying to be an asshole. one of the things was bitching about the food I had eaten on the one day out of the week that was a cheat day. it was hilarious.

then I said (with a snarky tone) and I quote "you bought oreos the other day. and ate a shit ton of them. those aren't exactly conducive to that perfect body you are trying to achieve."

you would've thought I just tried to stab her in the face with a pitchfork. I still laugh my ass off about that one.
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Nice comeback, lol. What did she say when you said that to her?


My ex went fucking crazy on me when she found out I had talked to that girl the way I did. What was messed up about it is that it was her old best friend (they weren't friends anymore). Unfortunately, the chick had sent the conversation to my ex. I was playing Xbox at the time and I looked over and saw what she was reading on the computer, so I turned the Xbox off and went to my room and just waited for her to freak out on me. It was just a matter of time.

So, I go to my room, waiting, and then she yells before she comes into the room, she says "YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!" and runs at me while I'm sitting on the bed and jumps at me with her fist flying into my face, starts punching me in the face over and over. She hit me over and over and over and over, but I had immediately got into side control, lol. I did that just to hold her down so her punches would be ineffective, of course.

I felt really bad that I had did that behind her back. Not just the fact I had talked to some girl like that, but because it was her old best friend for many years. I shouldn't have did that. It really messed the relationship up. She was living with me at the time, and it definitely sucks that the girl you love is doing that, of course it was my fault, though. I still wish I didn't do that.

We were having some issues already and for awhile she was treating me pretty badly for some reason, really, it was basically just verbal abuse from her all the time. I don't know why she started treating me like that, but I was extremely upset about it and did what I did. Even though she was treating me pretty badly at the time to begin with, overall she was a great girl. After I did what I did, I could tell she didn't want to be with me but I didn't want to break it off, I cared about her too much. I basically just waited for her to break up with me. Then she did some really fucked up shit afterwards. I think you may already know the story, though. I've explained it on here a few times.


After she was doing trying to go Cain Velasquez on me, we did the dirty later that night, if you know what I mean. :icon_chee
 
I wasn't far off. Wouldn't blame you if you ended up banging her on live TV to compare it with the oreo reaction.
 
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