Cheated on my GF.

[smellmyfarts]

I got in a huge fight with my GF over some stupid shit and didn't talk to her other than a few text messages for almost a week. Like an idiot, I went out drinking last weekend with some buddies and ended up at a house party with an old co-worker of mine. Long story short, I went back to her house and we hooked up. The next morning, I woke up feeling terrible about what had happened, but kept my mouth shut about having a GF and went on with my day. This chick texted me like 10 times about how much she likes me and can't wait to see me again as well as sent me a friend request on FB that I denied. I'm not into this girl at all. She's pretty annoying and despite having one of the most spectacular ghetto bootys that I've ever seen, she's a total butter-face with a bunch of really hood tattoos.

So after a couple days of ignoring her, she finally got the point, but then yesterday day she sends me a message that basically says that she knows I have a GF, and that I'm a total piece of shit. I didn't respond, but now I'm sweating bullets because she obviously knows someone that knows me or my GF.

At this point I'm thinking that I should either just come clean with my GF or break up with her. I don't think I can keep a skeleton like this in the closest. I also can't bare the thought of my GF knowing that I bagged this trashy chick, and from what I know about her, she'll probably eventually find a way to tell my GF.

Yes, I'm a fucking idiot, so save the "you're retarded comments."

What would you do?

 

[Zer]

one of the most spectacular ghetto bootys that I've ever seen

Wife it. Sorted.

 

[RJ43]

Just come clean and move on. Not fair to you GF and not worth the stress.

 

[JAEGERX]

nothing since this wouldnt have happened to me in the first place because i think before i do, just like Lord Nelson did in Trafalgar

 

[faustian]

Pics

 

[auger38]

Kill the ghetto booty hoe. It's the only way

 

[Archie Goodwin]

You should know the drill by now, dude: pics or GTFO

 

[Literally Bricked]

Do both of them. Good on you for cheating.

 

[smellmyfarts]

nothing since this wouldnt have happened to me in the first place because i think before i do, just like Lord Nelson did in Trafalgar

Booze...................and lots of it

 

[Reverse Flash]

 

[Nut Shell]

Sometimes you must take a deep breath stare death in the eye and admit you are totally fucked.

Take the hit, then get back up.

Submit to the inevitable.

 

[Archie Goodwin]

1. Get them both together
2. Get them to do shots of tequila
3. Threesome
4. Film it
5. Profit

 

[Lovestorm]

Nice one.

Ditch your girlfriend if she can't handle how much of a stud you are.

 

[Gunshow74]

Admit nothing. Deny everything.

 

[smellmyfarts]

You should know the drill by now, dude: pics or GTFO

Pics are irrelevant to the story

The chick wasn't hot. Just a trashy chick with a huge ass. And bigger than most people on this site would be into..............I'm half athletic and explosive

 

[equus]

well I don't have to tell you that banging a chick from work was a no-no.



you shouldn't have done that. captainobvious.jpg

move to Europe.

 

[method115]

Just come clean and move on. Not fair to you GF and not worth the stress.

This. I remember I came clean with one of my exs about all this cheating I had one behind her back. I seriously felt like a weight had been lifted off my shoulders. After that I realized hiding shit like that just isn't worth. You don't realize how much it bothers you till you get it out.

 

[equus]

..............I'm half athletic and explosive

I hope its not the upper half...

 

[Jermei]

at least post dat ass so we can help decide if it was worth it.

EDIT: sounds like it wasn't... I'm sensing cottage cheese.

 

[Revolver]

Just keep on banging her so that she doesn't tell your current gf.