Americans what are your state's slogan and state animal and what is your state best at?

[SRN]

Since @Zer already broke the rules...

I'm going to talk about the province of Ontario

The only province with two capitals

Our animal:

The Common Loon is on the one dollar coin aka "loonie" for obvious reasons.

Ontario, "yours to discover".

 

[Jumpy]

I'm gonna fuck up this thread immediately by not being American

Alberta, Canada's animal - Horned Owl

What are we best at? Canadian stuff, I guess (I'm actually British)

Those look like feathers to me.

 

[Jumpy]

Alabama
state motto: we like football
state animal: the football deer
best at: football

State Motto: Where Sister-lovin is Okay!

 

[HomeRun916]

SayWA!

Is the slogan, I don’t get it.

 

[Deleted member 220895]

I'm from Connecticut, and forgot all the state everythings. The only good thing that state is for is to move out of.

 

[FyrFytr998]

Well there's my state, CT.
Our top skills include widespread govt corruption and incompetence.

Mine too.

State animal: The Liberal Yeti
Slogan: We’ll fuck you til you’re blue.

 

[jefferz]

Formerly North Dakota

State Animal: Mosquito

Tree: Telephone Pole

Slogan: Fuck it's cold up here

ND has a pretty good motto which was taken from Webster’s reply to Hayne.
Liberty and Union now and forever, one and inseparable.

 

[HomeRun916]

I'm from Connecticut, and forgot all the state everythings. The only good thing that state is for is to move out of.

I hear that Greenwich is the best place to start a street fighting career

 

[Deleted member 220895]

I hear that Greenwich is the best place to start a street fighting career

Streetfighting ain't no crime, unless you're doing it in a field.

 

[sleepwalk]

New Jersey
"Liberty and Prosperity"
State Dinosaur: Hadrosaurus foulkii

The most densely populated state is home to more scientists and engineers per sq mile than anywhere else on earth and more people of Peruvian descent overall than anywhere else in the country.

 

[MMA since 1993]

Texas

we have the best BBQ, a shitload of guns and the worst weather.

 

[genecop]

New York...don’t know the first two...but we are best at corruption..

 

[minute bull]

California's state animal is the transgendered bear. Our motto is "IN ENGLISH PLEASE?" and we're the world's leading supplier of superficial and ill-advised dreams.

 

[ProBoxingInsidr]

California's state animal is the transgendered bear. Our motto is "IN ENGLISH PLEASE?" and we're the world's leading supplier of superficial and ill-advised dreams.

huh? does half the state even speak english? and a fine liberal would NEVER demand someone speak english

 

[Ghost in the Dark]

...and sharing the family tooth between its 15 members

Turns out Arkansas is officially the third most White Trash state in the union:

https://www.roadsnacks.net/10-white-trash-states-america/

1. West Virginia
2. Tennessee
3. Arkansas
4. Kentucky
5. Missouri
6. Alabama
7. Indiana
8. Michigan
9. Ohio
10. Maine

How we determined the most white trash states in America?
Using publicly available government data, as well as Google Maps, we were able to collect the data on the following white trash metrics:

• States where there are lots of white people
• States where residents are poorer than average
• States where a high number of residents are high school dropouts
• High drug use
• Higher than average Payday Loan Outlets and bargain stores
• Violent states (measured in aggravated assaults)
• States with a high number of residents on welfare

 

[Ghost in the Dark]

New Jersey
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The most densely populated state is home to more scientists and engineers per sq mile than anywhere else on earth and more people of Peruvian descent overall than anywhere else in the country.

 

[is normal]

I'm from Connecticut, and forgot all the state everythings. The only good thing that state is for is to move out of.

I read about 20000 people a year moving out per year for the past 2 recorded years, but they have been largely replaced by people from other countries keeping the net loss low.

 

[JJ Frog]

https://www.dailywire.com/news/7619/9-most-bankrupt-states-america-yours-list-aaron-bandler (2016)

9 Most Bankrupt States In America: Is Yours On The List?

A new report shows that the California Public Employees Retirement System (CalPERS) received less than one percent on its investment, putting the country's biggest pension fund at a stunning $100 billion shortfall.

Not surprisingly, California is ranked among the top nine in the states with the worst fiscal condition by the Mercatus Center, as of June 1. Here are each of the states that made the top nine in their rankings:

1. Connecticut:

$20.88 billion in total debt.
$102.84 billion in unfunded liabilities and other retirement benefits.
$505 in deficit per capita.

2. Massachusetts:

$26.73 billion in total debt.
$190.83 billion in in unfunded liabilities and other retirement benefits.
$342 in deficit per capita.

3. New Jersey:

$41.84 billion in total debt.
$255.2 billion in unfunded pension liabilities and other retirement benefits.
$396 in deficit per capita.

4. Illinois:

$35.5 billion in total debt.
$332.54 billion in unfunded pension liabilities and other retirement benefits.
$40 in deficit per capita.

5. Kentucky:

$8.23 billion in total debt.
$82.68 billion in unfunded liabilities and other retirement benefits.
$100 in deficit per capita.

6. Hawaii:

$7.78 billion in total debt.
$39.92 billion in unfunded liabilities and other retirement benefits.
$83 in deficit per capita.

7. California:

$118.7 billion in total debt.
$785.72 billion in unfunded liabilities and other retirement benefits.
$250 in surplus per capita.

8. Maine:

$1.2 billion in total debt.
$15.2 billion in unfunded liabilities and other retirement benefits.
$20 in deficit per capita.

9. New York:

$58.32 billion in total debt.
$349.81 billion in unfunded liabilities and other retirement benefits.
$125 in surplus per capita.

Illinois. Best at bankruptcy, incompetence and corruption. Bureaucracy is an art form.

State animal is a common one, the whitetail deer.

Slogan since 1955 is Land of Lincoln.

 

[evansusmc2]

Indiana

State bird: cardinal
Motto? I don’t think there was one when I grew up there.

The economy has always been really good. Job market is great there now also.

 

[Sir Galahad]

The state with the best food and gorgeous women. Yeehaw.

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