Americans what are your state's slogan and state animal and what is your state best at?

Formerly North Dakota

State Animal: Mosquito

Tree: Telephone Pole

Slogan: Fuck it's cold up here
 
Massachusetts
State Slogan: Make it yours
State animal: apparently we have one for every species, so i'll just say Boston Terrier
Best at: accents
 
Tennessee
Agriculture & Commerce
Raccoon
Best known for banging family members. Rivaled closely by Arkansas, Mississippi, Georgia, Alabama, Louisiana, Kentucky, South Carolina, Florida, Texas, Oklahoma, West Virginia, and about 5 other states
 
California
Eureka
Grizzly Bear
Best at being the best economy

https://www.dailywire.com/news/7619/9-most-bankrupt-states-america-yours-list-aaron-bandler (2016)

9 Most Bankrupt States In America: Is Yours On The List?

A new report shows that the California Public Employees Retirement System (CalPERS) received less than one percent on its investment, putting the country's biggest pension fund at a stunning $100 billion shortfall.

Not surprisingly, California is ranked among the top nine in the states with the worst fiscal condition by the Mercatus Center, as of June 1. Here are each of the states that made the top nine in their rankings:

1. Connecticut:

$20.88 billion in total debt.
$102.84 billion in unfunded liabilities and other retirement benefits.
$505 in deficit per capita.

2. Massachusetts:

$26.73 billion in total debt.
$190.83 billion in in unfunded liabilities and other retirement benefits.
$342 in deficit per capita.

3. New Jersey:

$41.84 billion in total debt.
$255.2 billion in unfunded pension liabilities and other retirement benefits.
$396 in deficit per capita.

4. Illinois:

$35.5 billion in total debt.
$332.54 billion in unfunded pension liabilities and other retirement benefits.
$40 in deficit per capita.

5. Kentucky:

$8.23 billion in total debt.
$82.68 billion in unfunded liabilities and other retirement benefits.
$100 in deficit per capita.

6. Hawaii:

$7.78 billion in total debt.
$39.92 billion in unfunded liabilities and other retirement benefits.
$83 in deficit per capita.

7. California:

$118.7 billion in total debt.
$785.72 billion in unfunded liabilities and other retirement benefits.
$250 in surplus per capita.

8. Maine:

$1.2 billion in total debt.
$15.2 billion in unfunded liabilities and other retirement benefits.
$20 in deficit per capita.

9. New York:

$58.32 billion in total debt.
$349.81 billion in unfunded liabilities and other retirement benefits.
$125 in surplus per capita.

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Florida
Come on vacation, leave on probation
Gator
Florida Man stories
 
Michigan. State animal, white-tail deer crashing through your windshield.

State car, the Detroit Shitbird
...or maybe that was the state animal

State motto, "Clean water is for pussies"
 
Connecticut
Constitution State
State animal is Sperm Whale (really)
Best at: Being a really good place to live, but making people feel like it's a really bad place to live.
 
Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.

"Virtue, liberty, and independence."

White-tailed Deer.

Best at soft pretzels, hoagies and cheesesteaks.

Also, you're welcome for the republic. Please refrain from fucking it up.
 
https://www.dailywire.com/news/7619/9-most-bankrupt-states-america-yours-list-aaron-bandler (2016)

9 Most Bankrupt States In America: Is Yours On The List?

A new report shows that the California Public Employees Retirement System (CalPERS) received less than one percent on its investment, putting the country's biggest pension fund at a stunning $100 billion shortfall.

Not surprisingly, California is ranked among the top nine in the states with the worst fiscal condition by the Mercatus Center, as of June 1. Here are each of the states that made the top nine in their rankings:

1. Connecticut:

$20.88 billion in total debt.
$102.84 billion in unfunded liabilities and other retirement benefits.
$505 in deficit per capita.

2. Massachusetts:

$26.73 billion in total debt.
$190.83 billion in in unfunded liabilities and other retirement benefits.
$342 in deficit per capita.

3. New Jersey:

$41.84 billion in total debt.
$255.2 billion in unfunded pension liabilities and other retirement benefits.
$396 in deficit per capita.

4. Illinois:

$35.5 billion in total debt.
$332.54 billion in unfunded pension liabilities and other retirement benefits.
$40 in deficit per capita.

5. Kentucky:

$8.23 billion in total debt.
$82.68 billion in unfunded liabilities and other retirement benefits.
$100 in deficit per capita.

6. Hawaii:

$7.78 billion in total debt.
$39.92 billion in unfunded liabilities and other retirement benefits.
$83 in deficit per capita.

7. California:

$118.7 billion in total debt.
$785.72 billion in unfunded liabilities and other retirement benefits.
$250 in surplus per capita.

8. Maine:

$1.2 billion in total debt.
$15.2 billion in unfunded liabilities and other retirement benefits.
$20 in deficit per capita.

9. New York:

$58.32 billion in total debt.
$349.81 billion in unfunded liabilities and other retirement benefits.
$125 in surplus per capita.

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So, you think a state’s debt is related to its GDP? It’s not. California is still one of the largest economies in the entire world. In case you haven’t noticed, the entire US is facing a crisis with pensions, social security, and retirement funds because a massive generation, which was clandestinely selfish, is retiring.

Hey, whatever makes you feel better for being a dumbshit redneck from Alabama though.
 
We're for lovers, cardnials, and making moonshine.
 
We are also currently pretty good at trying to burn to the ground and banning straws...

That’s not our fault. California is leading the charge when it comes to trying to stop global warming, you know, the thing that is responsible for the dryer conditions that result in these fires burning out of control. The states we support with our taxes, red states, who we also bail out any time there is a hurricane or flood, are the ones who insist that global warming is a hoax, Chinese conspiracy, etc. California always votes to approve federal assistance when a state like, I don’t know, Texas needs it because of hurricanes and other natural disasters. But when California needs the same due to wildfires, Texas and other red states vote against it. What a bunch of cunts. Just jealous cunts.
 
New Mexico..

Land of Enchantment.

The Road Runner Bird...

only good at producing shit load of beer & brewery's and fighters (MMA/boxing), no other sport out here.
 
Alabama
state motto: we like football
state animal: the football deer
best at: football
 
NC
Esse Quam Videri to be, rather than seem
Apparently the Grey Squirrel lol
Probably best at college basketball or bbq

lol, the grey squirrel? probably the lamest state animal. sorry, dude.
 
1. Connecticut:

$20.88 billion in total debt.
$102.84 billion in unfunded liabilities and other retirement benefits.
$505 in deficit per capita.

Well there's my state, CT.
Our top skills include widespread govt corruption and incompetence.
 
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Massachusetts
State bird is the Turkey and Chickadee

We are best at Taxes and Gay Marriage.
 
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