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Is that Ellen's new girlfriend?
#3 gets in the way of #1.
No you don't.I never understood this philosophy. Do you expect a man to walk up to a girl and say "my penis is over 8 inches long'' and expect them to drop their pants? It might be effective in keeping a girl, but you still need game to initially pick her up.
Slayin' all day.
You're looking seriously sexy in the pic I posted, in the right half section. Wood redistribute my liquid wealth to.
Ugh, absolutely not. A false drunken sense of confidence is NOT confidence.
What happened with this one?
No you don't.
-Just find a slutty girl who's a 5 or 6 or so, preferably with more friends the better.
-Talk to her, bring up it in conversation. But almost act as if you're fronting about it.
-Most guys say they have a big dick, most don't have it. She's heard this a lot, so she'll need verification. Drop pants if in private or better yet send her a pic to her phone. The pic is better because she'll then show it and send it to her hotter friends.
-If it's big she'll have banged you.
-Women share everything so within a week all her hotter friends will suddenly be flirting with you.
You'll only need to do this a few times until everyone knows your hung. Then they'll flock to you.
lol worst theory in this thread
words
pictures
and more words
is that a dude or a chick
You're looking seriously sexy in the pic I posted, in the right half section. Wood redistribute my liquid wealth to.
The replies to this thread cracked me up! Sorry if these ideas offended you. I just felt these principles have helped me and my aforementioned friend pick up women over the courses of our lives.
Fuck all that.
What the fuck was that, what you just did? That is disgusting. Oh, look at that fucking thing, that look like a lizard! Like a bug coming out of your mouth.