Why do fans pretend Tom is not the real duck?

[Mr.Maelstrom]

Why will the mods not do anything about this fucking idiot?

I'd vote for a full metal jacket style sock bath if we were spit-balling potential options (which we're definitely not doing or anything)

It's a great morale booster as it gets everyone involved and fosters a sense of team work.

It's painful and vicious, but it's not lethal. No mess to clean up or follow up investigations to worry about.

And if you've seen the movie you already know it does wonders for the recipients ability to stop fucking up so much, so badly, and so often.

It changes everything for the better practically overnight, can't beat that quick of a turnaround.

But like i said, we're definitely not voting on punishments or anything this is all hypothetical

 

[Mr.Maelstrom]

Or autistic.

100% some form of undiagnosed neurodivergence, possibly since birth

 

[Evbo]

@Luffy if you're going to make a thread, why not just omit all the shite type and add:

The end result is the same, and it'll save time

 

[AbominableJoman]

You might as well have smeared feces all over you keyboard, than post this trash. Jones was never the real champ at hw, and then he retired from terror, of teh Tom….

 

[Thy]

Cause jones is a quackhead

 

[Luffy]

In this case he also has the even better option to just not make any threads and keep his shitty trolling to himself.

No shitting trolling. How about you counter that instead? I'd say you're the one being trolled by Tom. Which happens to those who don't follow what they like, besides reading headlines. Have you watched the 40 minutes interview (1 hour actually) of Ariel and Tom? What about the recent podcast of 2 hours with Tom speaking more in depth about it? That's why I'm secure enough to just laugh at you. Because in the end you will be "oh Luffy was right, damn I thought he was someone frustrated". This "I was clueless!!" reaction later down the line ends up happening with those who follow the news with their ass like you. It's a symptom more commonly seen in today's society, where people don't follow the history, they simply jump on bandwagons... Instead of thinking critically by themselves.

So your gimmick is trolling?

No I'm just having fun by telling the truth while seeing you all clueless... Unaware that all your beliefs aren't what you think. I'm more speaking the truth and having fun here at you think you know better.

Why will the mods not do anything about this fucking idiot?

The truth hurts? Why don't you vent your anger to a therapist? Your blood pressure is getting too high with this tantrums, man. Or... You're just childish.

Because people hate jones too much to be impartial. Any opponent that he didn't fight last would always be used against him because people are petty and don't have any real losses to point out for jones.
Jones is retiring and the haters will forever have blue balls from never having seen him lose before he retired and they can't get over it.

Well, better yet... They may see him fighting Tom and him getting the win over Tom, which will be even better
That's the way things are slowly but surely shaping to be. At least I don't think JJ will lose. Tom tried to use the fans' power to win without fighting but... It doesn't work, ppl need to realize internet isn't real, they are just full of self centered or biased individuals that have no pleasure besides validating their own bias. That's why most comments you see here are of ppl being angry and asking for a ban... Meanwhile, rational comments with a reading of the situation, not a hot headed comment like yours, comes from rational fans, who haven't lost their minds to their "I need to believe this" cult. It's a pity for them but that's why they will never get what they want, I,e... Being right... Because the truth isn't seeking validation of bias, but doing a well done homework and searching for the situation with an open mind.

 

[Luffy]

I'd vote for a full metal jacket style sock bath if we were spit-balling potential options (which we're definitely not doing or anything)

It's a great morale booster as it gets everyone involved and fosters a sense of team work.

It's painful and vicious, but it's not lethal. No mess to clean up or follow up investigations to worry about.

And if you've seen the movie you already know it does wonders for the recipients ability to stop fucking up so much, so badly, and so often.

It changes everything for the better practically overnight, can't beat that quick of a turnaround.

But like i said, we're definitely not voting on punishments or anything this is all hypothetical

Yes, I dare you. Try to hunt me down... I'd like being hunted, though it's better you prepare as you all may end up being the hunted instead. Challenge accepted! Whenever you all want.

 

[Luffy]

100% some form of undiagnosed neurodivergence, possibly since birth

@Substance Abuse

Hey, those are the kind of ppl asking for me to be banned. I hope if you take any actions like bans, you see what is being said.

 

[Razberry]

Tom has just had a lot of his prime spent by waiting for Jones. Now that the situation is rectified, it's not difficult to understand why he's not eager to immediately go back to waiting for Jones. He did not meet the fate of Chandler, it would be foolish to willingly bring it upon himself.

 

[Luffy]

Tom has just had a lot of his prime spent by waiting for Jones. Now that the situation is rectified, it's not difficult to understand why he's not eager to immediately go back to waiting for Jones. He did not meet the fate of Chandler, it would be foolish to willingly bring it upon himself.

He didn't. JJ said him and the UFC were aligned. Tom raised the petition to strip JJ when JJ said they were both waiting for a date. So that's wrong.

 

[Marko Polo]

is it a conscious decision to leave this brain rot up for engagement I wonder

 

[Leinster Rugby]

No shitting trolling. How about you counter that instead? I'd say you're the one being trolled by Tom. Which happens to those who don't follow what they like, besides reading headlines. Have you watched the 40 minutes interview (1 hour actually) of Ariel and Tom? What about the recent podcast of 2 hours with Tom speaking more in depth about it? That's why I'm secure enough to just laugh at you. Because in the end you will be "oh Luffy was right, damn I thought he was someone frustrated". This "I was clueless!!" reaction later down the line ends up happening with those who follow the news with their ass like you. It's a symptom more commonly seen in today's society, where people don't follow the history, they simply jump on bandwagons... Instead of thinking critically by themselves.

No I'm just having fun by telling the truth while seeing you all clueless... Unaware that all your beliefs aren't what you think. I'm more speaking the truth and having fun here at you think you know better.

The truth hurts? Why don't you vent your anger to a therapist? Your blood pressure is getting too high with this tantrums, man. Or... You're just childish.

Well, better yet... They may see him fighting Tom and him getting the win over Tom, which will be even better
That's the way things are slowly but surely shaping to be. At least I don't think JJ will lose. Tom tried to use the fans' power to win without fighting but... It doesn't work, ppl need to realize internet isn't real, they are just full of self centered or biased individuals that have no pleasure besides validating their own bias. That's why most comments you see here are of ppl being angry and asking for a ban... Meanwhile, rational comments with a reading of the situation, not a hot headed comment like yours, comes from rational fans, who haven't lost their minds to their "I need to believe this" cult. It's a pity for them but that's why they will never get what they want, I,e... Being right... Because the truth isn't seeking validation of bias, but doing a well done homework and searching for the situation with an open mind.

Mate. Shut the fuck up.

You attention seeking clown.

 

[Mr.Maelstrom]

Yes, I dare you. Try to hunt me down... I'd like being hunted, though it's better you prepare as you all may end up being the hunted instead. Challenge accepted! Whenever you all want.

Hypothetical sock bath-related solutions are almost certainly an attempt at humor, an otherwise entirely imaginary plan.

We don't even that many soaps and socks on hand

 

[markantony20]

Why will the mods not do anything about this fucking idiot?

He’ll probably just come back honestly

 

[Leinster Rugby]

He’ll probably just come back honestly

I don't doubt that. I've never seen a child need attention like this child does.

But honestly, even a few days where the Heavies didn't have his shit threads all over them would be a good start. Fuck, even a few hours

 

[Deleted member 517683]

@Luffy
I don´t know what´s wrong with you.
I see signs of fairly normal posts, and then others that seem to be written by a completely different person. Which has pretty schizophrenic tendencies, like Jackyll and Hyde.
Maybe have a therapist look it over. It might help. It'll probably also keep you from getting banned again.

 

[Big Tuppy Hole]

What a shit thread.

 

[chinarice]

Why is Tom not interested? Have you ever heard from Tom or the UFC ever that "a contract was given, Jon Jones avoided the fight"? Because Dana said "the fight was done", "Jon Jones never ducked, he did what we have said", "Jon Jones got his money".

> When Jon Jones said "Me, Tom and the UFC are allligned. We are just waiting them to tell the date and location" , Tom went on ESPN calling for JJ's retirement, saying "JJ is retired!!" ... Even the UK's (that bald Tom's friend) journalist was looking at Tom kinda ironically laughing on TmZ sports while Tom was "yeah... JJ has retired, let's not talk about him anymore!!" ... The UK journalist was "how come, Tom?". Then JJ ""retired"", Tom acted like "wow, I didn't see that coming!!"... And then JJ said "surprise MFs, ofc I'm not retired, I'm fighting whoever has the belt!!". And Tom "I'm not interested. I don't want to fight Jon Jones"

So... The question is, why are fans believing Tom and not seeing through the obvious act and who the REAL duck is?? Is Tom that good at trolling and speaking Sherdog's language? Tom might be McGregor in terms of being the biggest troll of MMA... Except McGregor fought tho. Tom is the #1 troll

Why troll? Why not come onto the site and post seriously? Seems pretty strange to me but you do you, man. I could understand acting like this with people you know because maybe it would be funny to them but it's just very strange behavior, sir.

 

[Razberry]

He didn't. JJ said him and the UFC were aligned. Tom raised the petition to strip JJ when JJ said they were both waiting for a date. So that's wrong.

JJ said... And that's where the whole thing tumbles down like a house of cards. One point of view can be deduced through observation. The other one rests on what Jones said, which by now, could conservatively be expressed, as not rock solid.

 

[Luffy]

Mate. Shut the fuck up.

You attention seeking clown.

Mate, are you this stupid? You say I'm an attention seeker and still give me the attention. Which means you don't believe what you're saying. Buddy, sit down and stop contradicting yourself. Unless you have a valid counter, your tantrums aren't changing anything. Cry more.