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Why can't there be an American James Bond.

How about Lena Dunham or Amy Schumer? Ronda Rousey could play the villain.
 
Because most american actors suck at pulling a british accent. You need someone like William Hurt, John Lithgow and James Cromwell to pull it off
 
Because most american actors suck at pulling a british accent. You need someone like William Hurt, John Lithgow and James Cromwell to pull it off

Perhaps but there are plenty of britts who also do a poor American accent as well. Charlie Hunnam for example was pretty terrible in SOA, his accent would slip frequently. Then again, he can’t do accents very well, as his Cockney accent in Green Streets was comical.
 
i mean we already had Zach Morris, which was basically the live world James Bond Jr

-bangs every chick on the show w/o even trying
-became a famous rock star for one show
- somehow always gets the nerds on his side, that charm
- once got out of detention by putting a blonde wig on a lab skeleton
-once sold the school to the Japanese
-delivered a baby in an elevator one time
- never studies, highest SAT in school
- dominates multiple sports
-etc.....

those 'funny or die' Zach morris is awful videos are actually doing the opposite of their intention, they just show how incredible that guy's schemes were and he was practically GOAT at everything
 
on a more serious note, is it just me or my dude Jason Isaacs just Tim Dalton but much better at acting?
 
on a more serious note, is it just me or my dude Jason Isaacs just Tim Dalton but much better at acting?
That's a good connection. I've always thought Jason Isaacs was an evil older James McAvoy sent back from the future.
 
Idris Elba would be a fucking dope James Bond.
 
the bond ? is always kinda weird, b/c it kinda depends on what each person thinks the ideal Bond would be.

Connery bond was more gangsta, and overt w/ his puns/references. Craig is more like that than the other iterations IMO. Moore and Brosnan were more 'smooth' but probably mostly based purely on how they look/spoke. Lazenby was just kinda weird (probably more do to him coming from modeling and have less acting experience) and Dalton was a combo of smooth/tough

If I'm being honest (and I know it's blasphemous) I think Pierce Brosnan might've actually been the best cast person thus far

as for an American actor that could potentially play a believable bond....Dylan McDermott?
 
I am not against it in principle. The problem is simply the bond character itself. Americans in general just can't pull it off. Subtlety is not our thing. It's hard for Americans, even acting, to be a little obnoxious without going into full douche mode.

I can not think of a single American actor that has both the acting skills and the physical requirements.
 
Id say Tom Cruise.

He would not take the pay cut from playing Ethan Hunt every couple of years. And audiences would not identify with him as bond after him basically playing an American Bond so many times.
 
I mean an American actor.

We gave you Brits

Batman.
Superman!
Most Superheroes.

Hell we even gave you ABRAHAM LINCOLN!

And Bale is playing Dick Cheney!

I think we deserve a James Bond.

Some candidates:

my boy Leo of course.
RDJ would kill it although he is older now.
James Franco?

That's all i got.
Cause James Bond is discrete and subtle.
Americans would use a sledgehammer where a ball-peen hammer would suffice.
 
Sure why not the guy they have playing Bond now is short ugly as hell and has to lift weights to be cool. Bond has been my favorite movies forever but little craig ruined it for me. Piss on him he got the job cause he was friends with Cubbys bitch daughter. If he walked in a bar with Sean Pierce and Roger do you see him getting the girl? Hell no the guy couldnt charm his warm out of a retirement home of blue haired grannies and hes been an asshole to work with as Bond for years.
 
If he walked in a bar with Sean Pierce and Roger do you see him getting the girl?
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Lol I read this as black James bond not American. My bad.
 
If Boondock Saints taught us anything, it's that Americans can't pull off foreign accents.
 
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