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Why can't there be an American James Bond.

supra said:
Sure why not the guy they have playing Bond now is short ugly as hell and has to lift weights to be cool. Bond has been my favorite movies forever but little craig ruined it for me. Piss on him he got the job cause he was friends with Cubbys bitch daughter. If he walked in a bar with Sean Pierce and Roger do you see him getting the girl? Hell no the guy couldnt charm his warm out of a retirement home of blue haired grannies and hes been an asshole to work with as Bond for years.
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Show us on the special doll where Mr Craig touched you:)
 
America has something better:

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MicroBrew said:
Cause James Bond is discrete and subtle.
Americans would use a sledgehammer where a ball-peen hammer would suffice.
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But Peter Gabriel wanted to be a sledgehammer, and hes a Brit.
 
KnightTemplar said:
Show us on the special doll where Mr Craig touched you:)
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Little craig did want to be the first one to play a gay scene in Bond so I wouldnt put it past him to try. Hes short and looks like putin anyone that disagrees is blind. . I remember years ago when people were saying Dalton was too short and then they hire this bitch. He got the job over better actors cause Cubbys daughter took over as producer and they are friends. It was said by Micheal Wilson that there never was any other choice for the job so she had her mind made up even before they had auditions.
I been a Bond fan a longgggg time and I loved going to the movies to watch the new one. This ugly little bitch ruined that.
 
supra said:
Little craig did want to be the first one to play a gay scene in Bond so I wouldnt put it past him to try. Hes short and looks like putin anyone that disagrees is blind. . I remember years ago when people were saying Dalton was too short and then they hire this bitch. He got the job over better actors cause Cubbys daughter took over as producer and they are friends. It was said by Micheal Wilson that there never was any other choice for the job so she had her mind made up even before they had auditions.
I been a Bond fan a longgggg time and I loved going to the movies to watch the new one. This ugly little bitch ruined that.
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The name is Bond...

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The role is all about charisma and charm.

That’s why an American cannot play James Bond.
 
Madmick said:
He could so f***ing do it.

In fact, now I really want to see an action flick where Dinklage destroys a million bad guys because they idiotically assume he's a nobody because he's a dwarf. Just silencer up through the balls/anus into the chest cavity and up through the top of the head from behinderneath...over and over. Scanners head explosions every time.

OMG, this movie could be so good.
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I would watch the hell out of it.
 
Fatt Hughes said:
Jack Ryan was supposed to be the American answer to Bond.
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Speaking of, I rewatched Clear and Present Danger recently. Man was Ford a boss in that film. Movie was quite entertaining.
 
HTTR21 said:
Idris Elba would be a fucking dope James Bond.
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Elba is a smooth, good looking mofo. He's British though

Man, the only Bond film I watched since Casino Royale was Spectre though and it was gash. I legit can't remember a single line from that film. You probably could've replaced Bond with Trump wearing only the American flag and an eagle and I wouldn't have noticed a lack of British
 
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starting to think yall are right about the accent too, it seems to only go one way

Like real talk for years I didn't know Colm Meaney wasn't an American (based off his accent in Con Air)...

First time watching the wire I had no clue Elba was British, Bale in American Psycho or Batman, Rick from Walking Dead is british, Guy Pierce in Rules of Engagment (but an Aussie) etc...

Ewan McGregor does a solid Aussie accent too in Son of a Gun, I forgot he was a Brit or Scot or whatever for a second
 
Zer said:
Elba is a smooth, good looking mofo. He's British though

Man, the only Bond film I watched since Casino Royale was Spectre though and it was gash. I legit can't remember a single line from that film. You probably could've replaced Bond with Trump wearing only the American flag and an eagle and I wouldn't have noticed a lack of British
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Yeah I thought this was about why black people can't play James bond cause I was quickly skimming while working.
 
revoltub said:
But Peter Gabriel wanted to be a sledgehammer, and hes a Brit.
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Isn't that the singer, the guy who did the bandaid concerts and is heavily involved in charity?? I don't know any of his songs
 
Zer said:
Elba is a smooth, good looking mofo. He's British though

Man, the only Bond film I watched since Casino Royale was Spectre though and it was gash. I legit can't remember a single line from that film. You probably could've replaced Bond with Trump wearing only the American flag and an eagle and I wouldn't have noticed a lack of British
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That's really a lot of what they cast Bond on I'd say, its as much about selling the character outside the films as in them. You have some method master who's totally unlike Bond on chatshows and its not going to work as well is it?

Skyfall is obviously the best Craig Bond next to Casino Royal I'd say, Spectre I felt was good in parts(some action like the opening and the Train fight plus Mr White and his Daughter) but ended up a great big of a mess trying to return to Moore era Bond,
 
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