Watching the superbowl

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  1. Wizzlebiz Wizzlebiz is the Wizziest

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    Niners score.

    My wife: Root root root for the home team,
    if they dont win it's a shame,
    cause it's 1 2 3 strikes..... babe....
    When does the niners strike them out?


    My life in a nutshell folks.
     
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  3. GearSolidMetal I'm here to chew bubblegum and bang your mom. Platinum Member

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    For the first time ever, the super bowl halftime show has been better than the super bowl football game.
     
  4. KONG-D'SNT-TAP Banned Banned

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    If you roll up a Sunday paper and hit her with it she’ll never do that again
     
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    booty
     
  7. NoGoodNamesLeft Silver Belt Platinum Member

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    I feel ya wiz
     
  8. GearSolidMetal I'm here to chew bubblegum and bang your mom. Platinum Member

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    You are left with no choice but to divorce her.
     
  10. Wizzlebiz Wizzlebiz is the Wizziest

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    Could you cut that short to right before they turn around.

    The extra time is slowing my fap
     
  11. JAEGERX Gold Belt

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    this whole thing depends on how hot she is
     
  12. Fuzzybabyducks Duck/pricechopper

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    Shakira is so hot
     
  13. GearSolidMetal I'm here to chew bubblegum and bang your mom. Platinum Member

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    Hell, I'd prefer if it was cropped to just show Shakira.

    Even the girls at my Superbowl party that prefer JLo said Shakira has the better ass shake.
     
  14. Wizzlebiz Wizzlebiz is the Wizziest

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    Thats because she has the better everything.
     
  15. Phlog Dad Belt

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    I'm glad I didn't watch that halftime show with my wife.
     
  16. PRIDEWASBETTER Whatever it takes Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Nope.
     
  17. GearSolidMetal I'm here to chew bubblegum and bang your mom. Platinum Member

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    Until the 4th quarter, that post was true.
     
  18. Fuzzybabyducks Duck/pricechopper

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    This guy gets it ... literally 20 years ago I would of said the same .. still holds up today .
     
  19. PRIDEWASBETTER Whatever it takes Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    This is true lol
     
  20. Fuzzybabyducks Duck/pricechopper

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    I’m drunk and watching older Shakira videos .. Jesus she’s so fine
     

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