Economy "Warfighter" Pete Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon

[LeonardoBjj]

Hokester, we comin' for you, ninja!

- Harlem Heat!

 

[Pittie Petey]

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Maybe thats why he wants a vanity installed in the Pentagon, hard to shave properly and still make it in on time when youre that hung over

 

[LeonardoBjj]

 

[Osculater]

Pete, Donald, and Vance

 

[curryjunkie]

Criticise the important things. I think the current Government is grossly incompetent but this is a nothingburger. If he has to make TV appearances because of his regular trading of war secrets with his landscaper, at least let him look his best.

It highlighting their hypocrisy, cutting women from the armed forces because that's a mans job, yet he gets emotional and lashes out angrily when questioned on his fuckups, now he's applying makeup so he looks good on camera..

 

[GrantB13]

Makeup? On a man? He's not a..... tRaNnY is he????

 

[idrankyourbeer]

the DUI hire needs to put on his makeup after he starts hitting the bottle at 8 in the morning just so that the other employees and reporters don't start asking him why his face is so red.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Makeup? On a man? He's not a..... tRaNnIe is he????

i would bet my bottom dollar that he's got an entire library full of tranny porn in his spank bank.

 

[DoctorTaco]

trying to imagine mad dog mattis doing this

 

[Deorum]

Criticise the important things. I think the current Government is grossly incompetent but this is a nothingburger. If he has to make TV appearances because of his regular trading of war secrets with his landscaper, at least let him look his best.

There may not be a "studio" but he's definitely caked up.

 

[Garibaldi]

 

[Kassitus]

Is the eyeliner thing based on anything besides reddit rumors? An Indian journalist asked Usha Vance if JD wears eyeliner and she said no he just has deep set eyes.

 

[Osculater]

There may not be a "studio" but he's definitely caked up.

Hahaha he's mad!

 

[Osculater]

D'oh!

 

[Deorum]

Hahaha he's mad!

There's other victories, at least.

 

[Captain Tenneal]

I don't think he would pass unless I've had a 2 or 3 shots

 

[Crazy Source]

i would bet my bottom dollar that he's got an entire library full of tranny porn in his spank bank.

Dude likes to get pegged confirmed.

 

[Siver!]

There's other victories, at least.

A story in 3 gifs:

 

[HARRISON_3]

He's just butthurt cuz Vance is the pretty one and everybody knows it

 

[Osculater]

Dude likes to get pegged confirmed.

It's good for the prostate, so I heard.....