In Australia it's
mostly instant or espresso. Does McDonalds do espresso in the US? Even servos do it here.
I agree man
I actually kind of hate coffee people
Like people can't freaking function without caffeine in them
Like my grandfather used to say he doesn't want to be a slave to anything. And bless that Man never had any addictions
I was addicted to coffee pretty hard cuz I work at an office job. And I got to a really bad point. Like I was drinking those 5-hour energy drinks my face is getting red. Read Drifters big energy drinks. Or I dabble in like caffeine pills. Oh my gosh
The last August I said you know what I'm going to beat you caffeine. I want to f*** you over real good. And I haven't had a drop not even one
For Christmas I tried Coke again but it was like way too hard of a bite like hurt
So I said no and then I said hello to Sprite. Still hitting the Sprite pretty hard but and I'm going to feed him to. Defeat I says. Strikes you to the ground
Man like seriously I can do this. I can do anything if I just f****** do it guys
Like we have so many Tim Horton's around here. I just see cars back up to the road all the time and it's just like cars and people and they're just like crashing into each other just like give me my coffee where my coffee at you guys
that's not a good way to live like people who are just like you know you think they're sick and they just like I'm dying and I was just like what's wrong with you and they're all like I never had my coffee just like that you're pregnant girl f***** up cuz your my coffee look like a f****** money or something you son of a b****
me and my brother-in-law we were playing paintball right and it was like way too hot out what do you want to be in camouflage so he was all like camouflage to the guild you know what I'm saying
was like a super hot day so like what would you have in your hand on a super hot day will it be an ice cream know this guy had a f****** large coffee in the sweat dripping off of him was like enough to f****** drown a moose you know I'm saying
this is the kind of guy who wakes up and lick his hands don't work so he like coarse coffee but like you can follow on right like if mantracker was trying to find this guy just follow the coffee drip so it's really that bad he drips a trailer drips that never ends you guys
coffee is like f****** a drug and I'm pretty sure I'm not for sure but like I know it is that the Tim Hortons around here they have some shady dodgy scientifically e legal components that I know that they manufacture and put in their coffee because nobody should like their coffee that much like I tasted coffee before and it tasted like like a bucket of ashes so I know for sure that they're doing some they're injecting the coffee was like a syringe of math or some kind of like pocket meth like something that's addictive
I'm pretty sure that like there's a little dose of meth and like everything. Everything has meth in it
anyway one time I was at school right and you couldn't they said hey no more smoking on the property right. So people like runway the hell off trying to get off school grounds and I swear this guy driving really fast to get a cigarette ran over a guy running really fast to get a cigarette
P who got time for that
So anyway that's why I don't go near the stuff