UFC Year in Review -- in haiku!

[underhi2p]

Shit thread

 

[Abrogation]

Diaz: 1, 2, 5!
Nah! Just fucking with you all.
Diaz is a dead man.

 

[Diaz125**]

UFC was good
before they added women
do not want

 

[Free_MMAson]

A new evil is among us
In the guise of medical treatment
Testosterone Replacement Therapy

Dana and Ronda
Sitting in a Tree
Women now in UFC

Georges St. Pierre
Is finally fucking back
soon a pain in Diaz

Rory MacDonald
Exciting new prospect rising up
to form new Third Reich

Junior Dos Santos
Is always such a nice, humble man
Don't fuck with his flights

 

[theycallitMurda]

The rise of Prebek,
About time, an MMA comedian,
His videos are goddamn hilarious,

Yeah, couldn't think. I think most the good ones are done.

 

[mcclarse]

Ronda breaks an arm
Too many fighters injured
Guard change imminent

Mine isn't that good, but I'm not exactly a poet.

 

[mcclarse]

A new evil is among us
In the guise of medical treatment
Testosterone Replacement Therapy

Dana and Ronda
Sitting in a Tree
Women now in UFC

Georges St. Pierre
Is finally fucking back
soon a pain in Diaz

Rory MacDonald
Exciting new prospect rising up
to form new Third Reich

Junior Dos Santos
Is always such a nice, humble man
Don't fuck with his flights

Lol I laughed at all of those but the GSP one. The Dana and Ronda one was brilliant.

 

[mcclarse]

Shit thread

Yeah you're right. I think we need more JDS vs Cain threads, more Jones bashing threads, or more threads about how Diaz beat Condit.

 

[Tamburlaine]

Here's one thing better
than that Barboza head kick:
Brittney's Playboy spread.

 

[Tamburlaine]

Dana and Ronda
Sitting in a Tree
Women now in UFC

There aren't any words
for how brilliant this one is.
But it's not haiku...

 

[Free_MMAson]

Lol I laughed at all of those but the GSP one. The Dana and Ronda one was brilliant.

Thanks bro - merry xmas. Yeah, the GSP one was a bit 'Rush'ed

 

[Free_MMAson]

There aren't any words
for how brilliant this one is.
But it's not haiku...

Haiku is also a tree, and I mention sitting in a tree. Cut me some slack!

 

[Tamburlaine]

Come on now, Sherdog,
Please renew my faith in you...
Let's see some haikus!

Alas, it might be
that people or just busy
or lacking genius...

 

[el_Burro]

Female judo champ
Armbars her way to stardom
Milks it like cow porn

Novel thread indeed.
with this post being my fav.
Gotta love cow porn.