UFC Year in Review -- in haiku!

Harai Goshi said:
even if five were two syllables that would make yours 4, 6, 6... js :p
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di-az cle-ar-ly
wins ro-unds one two five (my bad may be here)
but con-dit gets belt

Think it was 5-6-5 at the very worst.
 
Shwartz said:
di-az cle-ar-ly
wins ro-unds one two five (my bad may be here)
but con-dit gets belt

Think it was 5-6-5 at the very worst.
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Lol, I don't think you know what a syllable is.

Clear-ly (2 syllables)

Rounds (1 syllable)
 
what is this nonsense?
do people know how to count?
myself included?

or might just they be,
adding extra syllables,
just like Bone Thugs would?
 
The Dominator
Thought his knee had recovered
On the shelf once more
 
Jon Bones Jones grimaced
As the Phenom wrenched his arm
He refused to tap
 
I hate injuries
Carlos is the fuckin Shit
Kick Rocks Jon Bones Jones
 
Diaz lost his last
He will also drop his next
At least there is weed

Looking for one more
Instead he is caught by one
Sass subs to Wiman
 
waiting
they show up but can no longer
time

not a haiku, but...

open your mouth; be formless, shapeless
like BJ
if you give BJ a burrito, he becomes the burrito
BJ can crash, BJ can flow

to the death, my friend

- Bruce
 
Original thread
For scholarly, literate,
Bloodthirsty fight fans

Goodbye Twenty-Twelve
"The Year Of The Injury"
And bad matchmaking

Shit mostly sucked ass
Uncompetitive fighting
But big-ass paychecks

Chael Sonnen trolled us
Laughed all the way to the bank
It worked every time

Dana licks his ass
A new fight blueprint is born
Hey it's just business

We can look forward
To... well nothing good I guess
Oh shit it's Christmas
 
Dos Santos Will Lose
By the hand of a legend
By UberTS
 
Sherdoggers! Madness!
MMA... utter, total dismay.
Everything is gay.
 
Bader ran in quick
Telephone pole punch came next
Joe Rogan said clang
 
Condit fights to win,
"fight like a man, you pussy!"
"rounds one, two and five!"
 
everything virtually identical
top of the food chain
world class jujitsu

repects the hands
dirty boxing against cage
its all over

its in deep
he's looking for a kimura
Oh he's out
 
Bones cancelled a show
Butthurt morons told me so
Fights 3 weeks later

Survive and advance
It doesn't mean shit today
lose then fight the champ

Bigger then soccer
Not even in the US
FOX likes soccer more
 
little BJ Penn
last trip to the octagon
welterweight regrets


judging by his skin
explosive and athletic
his name is Jon Bones


full time engineer
part time MMA fighter
naturally big
 
TUF really sucks hard
Bros just want to bang badly
Ignore the ratings


Ronda wooed Dana
Time to milk that cow quickly
Publicity stunt


GSP is back
Mayhem is naked on crack
Rumble is not fat
 
UFC Commentator/personality haiku's

Top of the food chain
Goldie sucks Rogan bias
Just another year

Best he's ever looked
Athletic and explosive
Same lines every year

No passion Anik
Ben Stiller does pretty good
Jay Glazer is short

Buffer wants Chael P
That look in his eyes is real
Rogan weigh-in stare
 
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