UFC Year in Review -- in haiku!

[Tamburlaine]

MMA is my favorite sport
Anderson Silva is the greatest fighter of all time
Fuck math

Ha!

 

[Natman2939]

I don't disagree.
I was just too damn lazy
To fit "Overeem"!

12 is 1 more year;
until the reem's belt appears;
and cigano falls

 

[OnePunchMan]

He rose from the dead
After roop kicked in his head
To eat poirier

 

[mxkey]

Look, let's be honest:
Brock was all hype and bad tats.
Signed, Cain Velasquez.

Hey, don't get crazy:
That Lesnar dude was a beast!
Yours truly, Frank Mir.

brown pride is stupid
all humans must live in peace
your race means nothing

 

[matrat103]

Matt fucking Riddle.
Saving cards and smoking weed.
209 for life?

 

[Tamburlaine]

God, poor Rich Franklin.
I thought only Anderson
Could hurt him like that.

 

[Tamburlaine]

Matt fucking Riddle.
Saving cards and smoking weed.
209 for life?

Why not to fight him:
You just might test positive
From the contact high.

 

[rampageSmackson]

Could you imagine
What Pat HD Barry would
do at light heavy

 

[Natman2939]

Alistair The Reem
Heavyweight Champion, best there's been;
will break JDS

Will Snap him over;
his knee, like Bane did to Bruce;
then he'll reign for years

 

[OnePunchMan]

Completely outclassed
his weed and taunting lost out
His poor fans cried foul

 

[Tamburlaine]

Completely outclassed
his weed and taunting lost out
His poor fans cried foul

That's only because
They also smoke the ganja.
Good lord, kids these days...

 

[Shwartz]

Diaz clearly
Wins rounds one, two, five.
But Condit gets belt.

 

[OnePunchMan]

Diaz clearly
Wins rounds one, two, five.
But Condit gets belt.

lol...the amount of syllables you used speaks volumes.

 

[Tamburlaine]

lol...the amount of syllables you used speaks volumes.

Well, what can you do?
Not everyone takes time to
Read the instructions...

 

[Tamburlaine]

Anderson Silva
is just looking for big fights.
Too bad Tyson's done.

 

[Shwartz]

lol...the amount of syllables you used speaks volumes.

"Five" is a tricky one. Can't understand if it's considered a one syllable or two.

 

[OnePunchMan]

"Five" is a tricky one. Can't understand if it's considered a one syllable or two.

even if five were two syllables that would make yours 4, 6, 6... js

 

[OnePunchMan]

Anthony Pettis
He didnt really do much
A contender still?

 

[CanCrusher]

Dana's fights are stale
I went back to wrestling
Oh, look, Brock did too

 

[darthbotox**]

diaz packs bowl for smoke
gets to high practices nunchucks
forgets airplane ride