Haiku thread.

[nonoob]

Super Bowl's today
Big announcement coming up.
Remains to be seen.

That's actually dope.

Liosh won a clock
Almost forty years ago,
Does it still keep time?

 

[Osculater]

A long time ago
In a land not far away
People fucked your mom

Yo that is deep bro
Balls deep in your mom's big butt
Say hi to your mom

 

[Wetarmpits]

Boomers are blooming
Sherdong still strong
Bamboo Papaya.

 

[Wetarmpits]

A long time ago
In a land not far away
People fucked your mom

Mother fucked
greatly in winter
son more happy?

 

[666]

I call this one 'To all my Supposed Mother Lovers.'

Icepick In the skull
Drag body into a car
Venture out to sea

 

[Osculater]

I call this one 'To all my Supposed Mother Lovers.'

Icepick In skull
Drag body into a car
Venture out to sea

Oedipus Complex
You are obsessed about your mom
She ain't your lover

 

[Wilmer Digreux]

This one I call "Wetarmpits' Mom"


@Wetarmpits mom likes
dragons. So i dragged my nuts
on her fat round face








I won a competition with that one 40 years ago

 

[Wetarmpits]

This one I call "Wetarmpits' Mom"


@Wetarmpits mom likes
dragons. So i dragged my nuts
on her fat round face








I won a competition with that one 40 years ago

That’s not a Haiku son.
It also sounds like you have stage4 testicular cancer or tiny hands.

I just wish my mom the best. Whatever that may be.

 

[Wilmer Digreux]

That’s not a Haiku son.
It also sounds like you have stage4 testicular cancer or tiny hands.

I just wish my mom the best. Whatever that may be.

I expected more from u. i am disappoint. not surprised tho

 

[Wetarmpits]

That’s what she said.

I expected more from u. i am disappoint. not surprised tho

 

[Wilmer Digreux]

That’s what she said.

better

 

[PaddyO'malley]

I call this one @PaddyO'malley

Paddy O'Malley
Sometime he talk real funny
Sometime he doesn't

Thanks fam

 

[jeff7b9]

I expected more from u. i am disappoint. not surprised tho

I am disappoint
I expected more from you
Im not surprised though


It's a haiku thread
First 5 then 7 then 5
Not that fucking hard

 

[Wilmer Digreux]

I am disappoint
I expected more from you
Im not surprised though


It's a haiku thread
First 5 then 7 then 5
Not that fucking hard

I do what I want

 

[PaddyO'malley]

I do what I want

Yo you cold as the Rockies
Str8 #CoorsLight my fam

 

[PaddyO'malley]

Don't roll no ital
Mans only smoke grabba fam
Keepin it a buck

 

[jeff7b9]

A wise man told me
"You should never play leap frog
With a unicorn"

 

[Osculater]

The wind as it blows
The sand of time buries us
We will disappear