TDS, ladies and gentlemen. TDS never dies.
Meanwhile, behind the scenes, the lizard creatures were laughing, "You see? They'll obsess over it. It's all they're going to talk about all week. These dipshits will probably talk about it for years. Many of them won't even understand what the hell they're talking about. They'll channel all of their anger and disappointment and time and energy and focus into it. They'll gossip, speculate, analyze, psychoanalyze, project, cluck cluck cluck their tongues. We don't even have to do anything."