The craziest liars youve ever known...

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This was my year of track, go look at the men's 1500. Four kids at 3:54. Six sub four.
That's still not true. Running the 1500 meters in four mins is running a mile, 1600 meters, in like 4:20 at best, that's like 30 seconds for 100 meters which is reasonable over distance. Running the 100m in 10 seconds is only in sprints, not at end of a mile run. The fastest mile ever is like 3:40 something, no HS kid is running the mile at 4:15 unless they are a division one athlete or Olympic caliber. The gold medal winner at 2012 Olympics ran the 1500 at 3;34, I have a feeling the timers used in your link were not electronic. The HS record is like 3:38, youre telling me that you were racing against the fastest kids in the US? I call BS.
 
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Guy who said he went had a layover in Antarctica also said he hits balls at the range better than most pros. He said he also got a hole in one at sawgrass's 17th hole, and everyone was surprised he wasn't a pro since he is better than 50% of the pros to date.

Some people and their lies are just so funny. Why do people lie about themselves? It is fascinating to say the least.
 
Joining the military and then getting discharged early seems to be common with these guys. This one guy i worked with joined the army and before he left for basic would tell everyone at work he was going for different aspects, be it special forces, intelligence, etc. I think he lasted about 6 weeks. Told everyone he got discharged because he had an old injury the army discovered later. Later at a different place of employment he would tell people how he had top clearance in the army and a 'license to kill.' I didn't want to put him on blast because he referred me for the job and i appreciated it. He told some crazy stories and once he left that job i just didn't see him. Pathological lying is too much.

Another guy i worked with was in his forties and just a full on bullshitter. He always claimed to have a second job or hobby, and that job or hobby would always coincide with whatever was popular on reality television. Chef, motorcycle mechanic, business consultant, website builder, hot rods, bands, etc. It was just painful. He would tell these stories and our department wouldn't even ask him about it. We'd just sit there in awkward silence.
 
Had a few within the past 10 or so years..

Let's call this guy Greg. Now greg has been waiting for "orders" for the next fire academy.... for 5 years. Come to find out he couldn't hack it and faked an injury. Little does greg know he's "blacklisted" from fire.

Here's a guy we'll call Jacob. Now jacob wanted to be a Marine soo bad. He signed up to go. Granted jacob was 6'0 and 300lbs of bullshit. Jacob doesn't train or diet and heads off to bootcamp. 3 weeks later he's back claiming he's intel. 3 weeks. Said his drill instructors were so impressed they expedited his graduation.
Call him out on his bullshit and lay into him about lying about the Corps. 2 weeks later he "has orders" to MSG duty and leaves... 2 weeks later we see him busing tables at a steakhouse.

Lastly we have the mother/daughter team of "Mary/Sequoia". Any subject you are talking about, Sequoia has done it. Any place youve been to, Mary has been there. We've been seeing how far we can get with this. Sequoia has a degree in astrophysics, polyhypnotography (i made that up and yup sequoia has that same degree) and is getting an honorary doctorate in management through USC. Mary has been to Skyrim Italy, Turdunestein Austria, and too many to remember.
 
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My uncle once told me that he was hang-gliding off the coast of Alaska when he discovered an island and they named it after him.
 
Joining the military and then getting discharged early seems to be common with these guys. This one guy i worked with joined the army and before he left for basic would tell everyone at work he was going for different aspects, be it special forces, intelligence, etc. I think he lasted about 6 weeks. Told everyone he got discharged because he had an old injury the army discovered later. Later at a different place of employment he would tell people how he had top clearance in the army and a 'license to kill.' I didn't want to put him on blast because he referred me for the job and i appreciated it. He told some crazy stories and once he left that job i just didn't see him. Pathological lying is too much.

Another guy i worked with was in his forties and just a full on bullshitter. He always claimed to have a second job or hobby, and that job or hobby would always coincide with whatever was popular on reality television. Chef, motorcycle mechanic, business consultant, website builder, hot rods, bands, etc. It was just painful. He would tell these stories and our department wouldn't even ask him about it. We'd just sit there in awkward silence.

hahaha. my old roommate was a Navy SEAL. he often had flashbacks to all the people he killed on "assignments". he was discharged when he took a bullet to the leg and that fractured his tibia and fibia. he also had a skin graft taken from his back to replace on his leg. it was done by a world renowned surgeon so you couldn't tell.

he was discharged because of the injury. because you know, that's what they do to certified combat veterans but he was a 6foot 6 bean pole and he played basketball as if he had never had an injury in his life.
 
My uncle once told me that he was hang-gliding off the coast of Alaska when he discovered an island and they named it after him.


the "dis-aleutianned" island...
 
apparently a SB poster owns property in McMurdo Station.....

not only that, but he nonchalantly slipped that tidbit into a list of places he owned property at, like it was a run of the mill investment opportunity....

love the internet
 
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@Kardashians pretending to be a girl for so long is up there

I went through a phase of pretending to be a girl online as well tbf. Back in the day on Yahoo Chat and World of Warcraft and other forums ... World of Warcraft was the best. Dudes would be showering me with free loot and shit, it was amazing. So I can't take it seriously when feminists complain about the internet. I was a girl once and I got treated like a princess. That said I guess there's way more skepticism nowadays though
 
not you Zer. you were essentially playing Caitlin Jenner. which is also hilarious since Kardashians is reportedly playing a female.
 
there's another SB poster that apparently played both D1 Soccer and Basketball, had last count about 17 Majors and Minors in 4 years of schooling, all while becoming a very successful entrepreneur ala Marc Cuban

straight up Renaissance Man
 
there's another SB poster that apparently played both D1 Soccer and Basketball, had last count about 17 Majors and Minors in 4 years of schooling, all while becoming a very successful entrepreneur ala Marc Cuban

straight up Renaissance Man
Sounds like Daleychamp. Did he mention all of that, and follow it up with a random question about a woman?
 
I went through a phase of pretending to be a girl online as well tbf. Back in the day on Yahoo Chat and World of Warcraft and other forums ... World of Warcraft was the best. Dudes would be showering me with free loot and shit, it was amazing. So I can't take it seriously when feminists complain about the internet. I was a girl once and I got treated like a princess. That said I guess there's way more skepticism nowadays though
Haha I used to pretend to be a girl on quake 2 back in the day so people would stop giving me shit for sucking so bad lol
 
Another one I have heard on more than one occasion, is someone having a "friend" who had to go to the local police department and, "register their hands" because the person's hands were allegedly a deadly weapon unto themselves.

What? You must be the only sherbro that isn't registered as a deadly weapon.

Do you even UFC bro?
 
Knew this guy that kinda looked like a mix of Machida and JCVD, pretended to be a naive girl from Canada who was into Pokemon. He was into the WWE and was very psychotic. Last I heard, he became a Pokemon drag queen.
Amazing. You can't even make this shit up.
 
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