The craziest liars youve ever known...

[Flemmy Stardust]

Not a liar, but I have a friend that is extremely hyperbolic. That's probably worse.

When he says things - because they are at least based in truth - they are believable.

If someone said something like "so and so is annoying sometimes" he will go on to tell it "he/she HATES him/her!" And he would use that emphasis in his speech.

There was this gal i had a big crush on. I would talk to him all the time about her because he knew her much better than i did. Then one night we finally all got together in a group and i saw him talking to her. I turned to my other friend and said, "that's really bad for me, right?" Almost cutting me off he says, "Oh it's terrible for you." I'm pretty certain that never worked out because he told her i loved her. It got weird after that night.

 

[equus]

You saw him bang your mom???

theyre very close.

 

[HUNTERMANIA]

Not a liar, but I have a friend that is extremely hyperbolic. That's probably worse.

When he says things - because they are at least based in truth - they are believable.

If someone said something like "so and so is annoying sometimes" he will go on to tell it "he/she HATES him/her!" And he would use that emphasis in his speech.

There was this gal i had a big crush on. I would talk to him all the time about her because he knew her much better than i did. Then one night we finally all got together in a group and i saw him talking to her. I turned to my other friend and said, "that's really bad for me, right?" Almost cutting me off he says, "Oh it's terrible for you." I'm pretty certain that never worked out because he told her i loved her. It got weird after that night.

Damn bro, that's rough.

You need to be like

 

[HUNTERMANIA]

On the other side of the coin, I have had some crazy shit happen to me. When I tell people the stories, with no embellishment, they have to think I'm lying. Nobody ever says anything though. But I would think I was lying too.

This, so much this. I have to tone down my stories, lol. But people that know me know I'm telling the truth.

 

[Flemmy Stardust]

Damn bro, that's rough.

You need to be like

This was a year ago, so it's no biggie now. But right around then i got really drunk one night and ended up pissing the bed. I turned it into a comedic story for my friends, him being one of those friends.

We were sitting around a table talking (same night as "he loves you") and he brought that up right in front of her. It had just happened like a week earlier, so it wasn't like this "oh those things are behind me" type anecdote. I could have laughed it off, but he then says "oops!" making it perfectly clear that i didn't want her, in particular, to know about that. The kid is a wrecking ball.

 

[HUNTERMANIA]

This was a year ago, so it's no biggie now. But right around then i got really drunk one night and ended up pissing the bed. I turned it into a comedic story for my friends, him being one of those friends.

We were sitting around a table talking (same night as "he loves you") and he brought that up right in front of her. It had just happened like a week earlier, so it wasn't like this "oh those things are behind me" type anecdote. I could have laughed it off, but he then says "oops!" making it perfectly clear that i didn't want her, in particular, to know about that. The kid is a wrecking ball.

Lol!! wowowow holy shit, you're a loyal friend, props.

 

[Striderxdj]

I had a friend named Mike who was a compulsive serial liar, but extremely charismatic and convincing to where you wanted to believe him despite knowing it was bullshit. He was a great guy and didnt seem crazy, but he genuinely believed the nonsense he talked... Its like he felt that he had to pretend he had a crazy/awesome life or people wouldn't like him, and the stories got out of hand.

Some of his claims:

- Claims to have dated Amy Jo Johnson (pink ranger) and Allison Hannigan.. even going so far as to fake receive a call from her and have a full on conversation in front of us.

- Claims to have been in the running for Anakin in Episode 2, and that Natalie Portman is a terrible kisser and the reason why he didnt get the part was the lack of chemistry.

Claimed to be a multi-time world champion at a card game called L5R (I beat him the first time I ever played the game after a crash course in the rules with one of his own decks)

- Claimed to be one of the best Tekken 3 players in the world (he was decent, but one of my friends who was an arcade junkie smoked him like a mesquite log with multiple characters, I could beat him regularly as well)

And the best one...

- He claimed that he used to be a highly trained assassin who trained in Japan under some martial arts masters and that his Katana was forged specifically for him (I never asked him why it had the exact same scabbard as one I bought from BudK for 20 bucks.)

Despite these outlandish claims, the guy worked selling Cell phones and lived with his parents despite at the time being in his late 20's.

 

[equus]

I told my story about the drunken train ride years back and some question the validity. post 1. true.

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=...07363/&usg=AFQjCNGVPO3eAtD2_4osUYe3gIBU3XmvlA

 

[HARRISON_3]

I love threads like these.

Mucho entertainment.

 

[Timetravel_0]

My sister and my wife's friend are both the same type of compulsive liar. They lie constantly about shit that doesnt even matter. For example, "Did you go to Smith's for groceries? No, I went to Albertson's."

 

[Benoitthegr8]

When I was in the military, just about every guy who is in decent shape had played for their varsity football team in HS, all,of them won the state title and were being looked at by colleges to play NCAA, but for whatever reason decided serving the country was more important to them.

War stories, most guys come up with outlandish war stories of badassery about getting into firefights, saving lives, and killing insurgents. The sad thing is the guys who have really been there and done that really don't have much to say on the subject.

When stories are told by Army guys, everybody seems to have to one up each other, "ah man that's crazy, but when I was doing such and such, blah blah blah".

Most of us guys who are were career soldiers have heard it all and can smell the BS a mile away. Now there are some seriously crazy fuckers that serve and have stories that you can sense are true, those guys are the ones you either cling to or seriously stay away from...lol

 

[facePuncher7]

I had a girl loudly yell at me at a party once, making a scene and saying I had stolen her drinks from the fridge. She appeared mostly sober, just a crazy hoe.

A friend of mine piped up loud enough for everyone to hear and explained that I didnt drink due to a medical condition (true at the time) and followed it with "you smarmy bitch" which got a laugh out of everyone.

How got pwned and left the party like a spoult brat not getting her way.

Kicker - she left her drinks in the fridge and my friends drank them.

 

[M3t4tr0n]

I've known several people who everyone considered pathological liars over the years who had hilariously questionable stories. Here are my faves ( that I remember):

Ex navy seal who was there when sadam was caught

Ex karate black belt who defeated 5 people off outside a grocery store

Ex hitman

Walked from Alaska to socal

Knocked out a Navy Seal outside of a bar

Lost a million dollars because he couldn't remember where in the desert he buried it

Test drived expensive sports cars for billionaires

Was part of a government experiment involving lsd, brainwashing, and ufos.

 

[Zazen]

I had a friend named Mike who was a compulsive serial liar, but extremely charismatic and convincing to where you wanted to believe him despite knowing it was bullshit. He was a great guy and didnt seem crazy, but he genuinely believed the nonsense he talked... Its like he felt that he had to pretend he had a crazy/awesome life or people wouldn't like him, and the stories got out of hand.

Some of his claims:

- Claims to have dated Amy Jo Johnson (pink ranger) and Allison Hannigan.. even going so far as to fake receive a call from her and have a full on conversation in front of us.

- Claims to have been in the running for Anakin in Episode 2, and that Natalie Portman is a terrible kisser and the reason why he didnt get the part was the lack of chemistry.

Claimed to be a multi-time world champion at a card game called L5R (I beat him the first time I ever played the game after a crash course in the rules with one of his own decks)

- Claimed to be one of the best Tekken 3 players in the world (he was decent, but one of my friends who was an arcade junkie smoked him like a mesquite log with multiple characters, I could beat him regularly as well)

And the best one...

- He claimed that he used to be a highly trained assassin who trained in Japan under some martial arts masters and that his Katana was forged specifically for him (I never asked him why it had the exact same scabbard as one I bought from BudK for 20 bucks.)

Despite these outlandish claims, the guy worked selling Cell phones and lived with his parents despite at the time being in his late 20's.

I know a guy exactly like this. He lived in Japan for 6 years and he claimed to do all these different things and I just find it incredibly hard to believe yet I'm too much of a pussy to call him out on it because he's still a great guy to go out drinking with.

Some of the stuff he claimed:

- claims to have been offered a job doing porn in Japan but turned it down

- almost became a professional baseball player but had an injury that prevented him from making the big leagues

- when in high school he beat up the actor who played Anakin Skywalker (Christian Haydenson, forget his name). He claims the guy was a total tool and deserved it

- while travelling to South Korea his girlfriend called one of her bestfriends which happened to be a member of girl's generation (one of the most popular bands in all of Asia) and he got to drink and eat with the entire group. Of course no pictures for whatever reason...

- he says he met Johnny Depp at a party and showed a picture of him yet I never saw my friend in it and the picture of Depp was just a selfie that probably could have been taken from a random website.

- The thing that really gets me is every single time he goes to a bar or club on his own he claims that model looking girls were throwing themselves at him and always has some ridiculous story about how crazy they were in bed. Keep in mind he's not a good looking dude and I've never seen a girl show interest in him every time we've been out together. Just seems odd that all this stuff happens without me.

The stories don't end there but I can't remember the others because I usually ignore him when he's talking about one of his little stories.

 

[equus]

Walked from Alaska to socal

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I actually know a guy who walked from Canada to just inside Mexico to say he did it. it was over a year or so and he stayed with friends along the way. wasn't one shot. it was around 10 years back. granted that's less than Alaska to socal

 

[M3t4tr0n]

I actually know a guy who walked from Canada to just inside Mexico to say he did it. it was over a year or so and he stayed with friends along the way. wasn't one shot. it was around 10 years back. granted that's less than Alaska to socal

My feet hurt just thinking about it

 

[Henry Swanson]

there's another SB poster that apparently played both D1 Soccer and Basketball, had last count about 17 Majors and Minors in 4 years of schooling, all while becoming a very successful entrepreneur ala Marc Cuban

straight up Renaissance Man

Wasn't that breakitdown?

 

[HunterSdVa29]

Wasn't that breakitdown?

spot on

 

[JSN]

The worst liars I have met just lied about anything. 95% were just stupid lies for no reason.

 

[MrJak]

Hilary Clinton. She told me she was a virgin.