The craziest liars youve ever known...

[equus]

Haven't made a thread in a bit. forum sentinels thread about disc golf got me thinking about some shit a friend from high school once said.

My buddy named "Harry" had some amazing accomplishments that he always tried to subtle brag into conversations then move on quickly. Hes the kind of guy who has always dropped a "fact" then moved on so as not have to expound of his newest life experience.

A few gems from Harry's life...

* He got arrested when our class arrived back at the school from a trip because some guys were trying to kill him in a hit because he was turning states evidence. (really he left his car unlocked and he had a bunch of weed in plain site and the cops were picking his dumbass up.)

* He got discharged from the SEALS program because he had shown up an instructor at BUDS training. (He had been in the NAVY for 6 weeks before he got kicked out for failure to adapt in addition to some drug issues coming to light.)

*He gave a pair of nunchucks to another of our friends for his birthday. They were signed by Bruce "Le". (that's how he signed them to make the lie extra great.)

* He was in the top 5 nationally in rankings for professional disc golf, this after discovering the sport and playing for a full month. He also was being sponsored by Monster energy drink and his trips were being paid for by them. His trips were usually of the local variety and within an hour, but he quit because the bi monthly travel an hour away was to hectic.

* He became a nationally recognized culinary chef after self teaching himself and impressing some food network execs that were at the hotel restaurant he was working at.

*He ran a mile in 4 minutes and 8 seconds in junior year gym but he didn't want to submit his record for recognition because he had weed in his system.

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* He claims to be born in a major U.S. city (for the cool factor I guess?) even though his next younger sibling, who im close with, has said many many times he was born in our hometown.

these are just a few I remember.

you?

 

[John Wang]

Geez that dude sounds like a real jack-wagon LOL

I had a buddy I used to hangout with when I was in high school and a couple years after that. He said he held the high school punt return record, but he dropped out after 9th grade. He also said he could run a mile in 4 min 18 seconds.

Other than that he would make wild claims of having relations with all the popular/hot girls.

One time, I texted him from my friend's phone and chatted with him for a few hours via text. Said my name was Brittany Weaks. A few days later I was hanging with him and asked him what he's been up to and he told me he'd been seeing a girl named Brittany Weaks and told me about how they went to a festival in cincinnati and that she was hella clingy LOL wtf bro

 

[EvilDDS]

That nunchuck story is awesome, reminds me of the "John Voight" car from Seinfeld

 

[Horse Style]

I'm wondering if TS's lying friend thinks everyone he tells these ridiculous lies to are stupid

 

[equus]

haha. they weren't even cool nunchucks. they were shitty kids ones. the kind you may find at a gun expo or show. definitely not a pair that bruce would have used.

 

[equus]

I'm wondering if TS's lying friend thinks everyone he tells these ridiculous lies to are stupid

I don't associate with him now. hes in a different state. hes the oldest of a few kids. hes just always been that kind of guy that knows all and you cant tell him shit. I think his telling these lies with conviction and confidence makes him believe they are true.

 

[Primitivo]

I'm pretty sure @Slobodan only tells half of the truth in his stories so Nic Cage doesn't get in trouble.

 

[John Wang]

This one time, a clown made a thread saying that dinosaurs never existed.

 

[Jayzer193]

This one time, a clown made a thread saying that dinosaurs never existed.

Lmfao! Rekt whoever dinosaur thread TS is

 

[equus]

this is one of the funniest videos ive ever watched. its a stolen valor video and his story is like some steven seagal craziness....

 

[bref]

I was drunk walking around downtown Calgary once with a friend and we ran a guy who claimed to be the 'third unmarked son of Harley Davidson'. He then stated that he was a millionaire, but can't access the money yet and his biker gang was coming through to kill a couple of people who wronged him and stole his bag of weed. He traded us a pack of cigarettes for a half drank tall can of beer. Once he asked us if we had any crack I figured he was probably full of shit.

 

[equus]

I was drunk walking around downtown Calgary once with a friend and we ran a guy who claimed to be the 'third unmarked son of Harley Davidson'. He then stated that he was a millionaire, but can't access the money yet and his biker gang was coming through to kill a couple of people who wronged him and stole his bag of weed. He traded us a pack of cigarettes for a half drank tall can of beer. Once he asked us if we had any crack I figured he was probably full of shit.

fucking Jmac man.

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

Funny I saw this thread because a guy who is sharing my airbnb said he had been to every continent. I said even Antarctica? He told me yes. He had a layover there... A layover in Antarctica.
Wow.

 

[equus]

Funny I saw this thread because a guy who is sharing my airbnb said he had been to every continent. I said even Antarctica? He told me yes. He had a layover there... A layover in Antarctica.
Wow.

he may have been flying from the southern tip of argentina to Australia but like south...

 

[Literally Bricked]

Geez that dude sounds like a real jack-wagon LOL

I had a buddy I used to hangout with when I was in high school and a couple years after that. He said he held the high school punt return record, but he dropped out after 9th grade. He also said he could run a mile in 4 min 18 seconds.

Other than that he would make wild claims of having relations with all the popular/hot girls.

One time, I texted him from my friend's phone and chatted with him for a few hours via text. Said my name was Brittany Weaks. A few days later I was hanging with him and asked him what he's been up to and he told me he'd been seeing a girl named Brittany Weaks and told me about how they went to a festival in cincinnati and that she was hella clingy LOL wtf bro

I am confused about the mile in four minute and eighteen seconds. That isn't incredibly fast, even at the high school level.

 

[Horse Style]

I remember this story from a few years ago. I have no idea what her end goal was

 

[equus]

I am confused about the mile in four minute and eighteen seconds. That isn't incredibly fast, even at the high school level.

4 minutes 8 seconds. the record is like 15 seconds less. 4 minutes 8 seconds is hoofing it. and he was not a runner...by any means.

 

[punky brewster]

My fiend used to work at a high end stereo shop with a guy named Marlon. Marlon claimed to be a third degree black belt in Aikido and also did a 3 month stint in prison in which he claimed to have killed two guys but didn't get any extra time because it was in "self defense". He always carried a gun with him and claimed to have several sugar mommas on the side who would pay him for sex. The guy was the biggest blowhard and try-hard I ever met.

He had crafted a ridiculous movie character life and even had this sort of lackey/sidekick friend (who I think was his slightly mentally challenged cousin), but served no purpose other than to go everywhere with him, agree with him and laugh at his jokes.

My friend seemed to have some sort of respect/fear for Marlon until I totally called him out on one of his bullshit stories in front of a bunch of people. It was a very satisfying experience.

 

[Scott Parker 27]

Haven't made a thread in a bit. forum sentinels thread about disc golf got me thinking about some shit a friend from high school once said.

My buddy named "Harry" had some amazing accomplishments that he always tried to subtle brag into conversations then move on quickly. Hes the kind of guy who has always dropped a "fact" then moved on so as not have to expound of his newest life experience.

A few gems from Harry's life...

* He got arrested when our class arrived back at the school from a trip because some guys were trying to kill him in a hit because he was turning states evidence. (really he left his car unlocked and he had a bunch of weed in plain site and the cops were picking his dumbass up.)

* He got discharged from the SEALS program because he had shown up an instructor at BUDS training. (He had been in the NAVY for 6 weeks before he got kicked out for failure to adapt in addition to some drug issues coming to light.)

*He gave a pair of nunchucks to another of our friends for his birthday. They were signed by Bruce "Le". (that's how he signed them to make the lie extra great.)

* He was in the top 5 nationally in rankings for professional disc golf, this after discovering the sport and playing for a full month. He also was being sponsored by Monster energy drink and his trips were being paid for by them. His trips were usually of the local variety and within an hour, but he quit because the bi monthly travel an hour away was to hectic.



* He became a nationally recognized culinary chef after self teaching himself and impressing some food network execs that were at the hotel restaurant he was working at.

*He ran a mile in 4 minutes and 8 seconds in junior year gym but he didn't want to submit his record for recognition because he had weed in his system.

edit

* He claims to be born in a major U.S. city (for the cool factor I guess?) even though his next younger sibling, who im close with, has said many many times he was born in our hometown.

these are just a few I remember.

you?

I and @Soda Popinsky had a supervisor who was a compulsive liar. You told her about an injury, she had it too; you tell her about an IT issue and she already knows how to solve it. One day my team and I were talking about the JFK assasination, and she pipes in, " I remember watching that live on tv, so sad". We all look at each other thinking the same thing, shes full of shit. Sure enough found out that she was born in 1965, the assasination happened in 1963. Glad she has to drive 2 hours round trip each day to work at some shitty prison now. Karma.

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

he may have been flying from the southern tip of argentina to Australia but like south...

I'm not sure there is any civilian airport there. Maybe I'm mistaken though. It certainly sounds outlandish. He was a little buzzed too, so I call shenanigans.