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Um, your results show that there were actually four kids faster than him. Do you want to check your results again?
The craziest liars youve ever known...
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Um, your results show that there were actually four kids faster than him. Do you want to check your results again?
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I'm done proving you wrong. 4:18 mile isn't fast but it would be in the top 40 HS time in the United fucking States last year. Are you seriously going to continue?
http://www.athletic.net/TrackAndField/Division/Event.aspx?DivID=75151&Event=52&type=4
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was at work when a friend came up to me and asked if another guy was out with us when i had a major high speed bike crash i said no why? turns out this guy was telling people i wasn't doing the speed i said cause he was only doing 90 and i was behind him. what made it all the more funny was the guy did even have a full bike licence at the time.
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lol. he didn't layover there. its not a layover destination. hes full of shit indeed.
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This guy I used to work with used to tell all these made up, little kid type stories.
Before we knew he was a pathological liar, he told us that he went to the mall with this chick at work who we all thought was the hottest and she invited him into the dressing room while she changed. He didn't say they did anything, just said that he saw her in her bra and panties and shit. Just seemed weird because he was the exact opposite of her type, but at the time we believed it because we didn't know him well enough.
He apparently got into a mild road rage incident with some lady and said that when he got into the intersection, he did donuts around her car while flipping her off the whole time. That story is what started our skepticism.
The cable guy came by to install something and asked him about one of his Nikon cameras. He said when the cable guy was leaving, he noticed the camera was gone so he whooped the cable guys ass and took his camera back and told him to never come back again.
Every month there was a similar type story. They were usually the scenes you come up with in your head when you're like "I shoulda done/said this!" instead of what you actually did...which was nothing. He was a cool dude so we put up with it but it was kind of a running joke among the rest of the guys because he tried so hard to look cool.
Before we knew he was a pathological liar, he told us that he went to the mall with this chick at work who we all thought was the hottest and she invited him into the dressing room while she changed. He didn't say they did anything, just said that he saw her in her bra and panties and shit. Just seemed weird because he was the exact opposite of her type, but at the time we believed it because we didn't know him well enough.
He apparently got into a mild road rage incident with some lady and said that when he got into the intersection, he did donuts around her car while flipping her off the whole time. That story is what started our skepticism.
The cable guy came by to install something and asked him about one of his Nikon cameras. He said when the cable guy was leaving, he noticed the camera was gone so he whooped the cable guys ass and took his camera back and told him to never come back again.
Every month there was a similar type story. They were usually the scenes you come up with in your head when you're like "I shoulda done/said this!" instead of what you actually did...which was nothing. He was a cool dude so we put up with it but it was kind of a running joke among the rest of the guys because he tried so hard to look cool.
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you sonofabitch!
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I had a buddy that always had crazy stories and I could never tell which ones were true and which ones were not. To list off a few of the things that he claimed happened to him he has been: shot, stabbed multiple times, shot with an arrow, definistrated, struck by lightning twice, fought in the "international mixed martial arts kumite" (lol).
I did see some of his scars so the shot and stabbed ones are probably true.
I did see some of his scars so the shot and stabbed ones are probably true.
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I suppose some patients have been the worst.
But amongst "normal" people?
Probably an RN who was a horrible racist and lied about all sorts of crazy stuff, like having epilepsy (I have it, and she clearly faked several fits) and then got into trouble for a crazy FB rant that corporate got wind of.
She posted some crazy shit about knowing her gun rights and how people should go back to Africa ...*from the nurse's station computer*..., left it open, others saw it, and then she hurriedly deleted it.
She was gone within a week.
But amongst "normal" people?
Probably an RN who was a horrible racist and lied about all sorts of crazy stuff, like having epilepsy (I have it, and she clearly faked several fits) and then got into trouble for a crazy FB rant that corporate got wind of.
She posted some crazy shit about knowing her gun rights and how people should go back to Africa ...*from the nurse's station computer*..., left it open, others saw it, and then she hurriedly deleted it.
She was gone within a week.
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My dad had a friend that used to come around the house once in a while and he was probably the biggest liar I've ever known. I was just a little kid at the time but even I recognized his stories were too crazy. I'll just give two short illustrations.
Firstly, just for some background, he lived in a lower middle class neighborhood. Lots of working class/blue collar types lived there. It was definitely not a high income neighborhood. Which is why it was so weird he said he was a "Swiss banker." Even weirder that a Swiss banker would have a missing front tooth. But no worries, he had a story for that. He was parachuting in the Alps and he hit the side of a building, hence the tooth. Sound like something from a movie? Probably cuz it is. But he was serious.
A second thing was he asked us if we would take this dog off his hands, a three-legged German shepherd. My dad liked this guy for whatever reason so he agreed, much to the chagrin of my mom. This is where it gets weird: he claimed the dog used to belong to Elvis Presley himself. This was the early to mid 90s. Elvis died in 1977. Even if he got the dog the day before he died, it would have made it close to 20 years old by the time we got it. It was nowhere near that old. Probably 3 or 4. Anyway, the dog ended up biting my sister, my mom freaked out, and I think their friendship died down after that. My mom was willing to tolerate his bullshit when it was harmless, but when it lead to strange 3-legged dogs biting my sister, shit was on.
Firstly, just for some background, he lived in a lower middle class neighborhood. Lots of working class/blue collar types lived there. It was definitely not a high income neighborhood. Which is why it was so weird he said he was a "Swiss banker." Even weirder that a Swiss banker would have a missing front tooth. But no worries, he had a story for that. He was parachuting in the Alps and he hit the side of a building, hence the tooth. Sound like something from a movie? Probably cuz it is. But he was serious.
A second thing was he asked us if we would take this dog off his hands, a three-legged German shepherd. My dad liked this guy for whatever reason so he agreed, much to the chagrin of my mom. This is where it gets weird: he claimed the dog used to belong to Elvis Presley himself. This was the early to mid 90s. Elvis died in 1977. Even if he got the dog the day before he died, it would have made it close to 20 years old by the time we got it. It was nowhere near that old. Probably 3 or 4. Anyway, the dog ended up biting my sister, my mom freaked out, and I think their friendship died down after that. My mom was willing to tolerate his bullshit when it was harmless, but when it lead to strange 3-legged dogs biting my sister, shit was on.
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I don't understand the obsession with running fast in this thread, since real men (sherbros) stand their ground and fight.
not when this is standing across from you. you run - and hopefully you run a 4 minute mile.
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Guys on bodybuilsing misc section thinking they're sherdoggers, you know the lie that they're:
-6'5+
-300lb of muscle w/h 5% bodyfat
-10/10 aesthetics
-Bench teh 275
-smashes LA 10s daily
-makes over 200k while under 30
-street fighting record of 500-1-0
-D1 wrestling champ
These stats are only possible for sherdoggers, no one else
-6'5+
-300lb of muscle w/h 5% bodyfat
-10/10 aesthetics
-Bench teh 275
-smashes LA 10s daily
-makes over 200k while under 30
-street fighting record of 500-1-0
-D1 wrestling champ
These stats are only possible for sherdoggers, no one else
Anyways, the only pathological liar I knew was a guy back in highschool. He'd have a list of excuses probably more than big rig himself. A couple great ones were:
-had to show up to an exam. He claimed upon entering the school, the doors bumped him on the head and he have to go all the way back home to get ice to ice it down to prevent swelling. It should be noted that he lived around 8km away.
-Another one was he claimed to be robbed on the way by a couple of athletic and explosive gentlemen, and he fought them off by slashing them with his keys. In that moment, they had realized he wasn't to be fucked with and scrammed like pre-teen girls.
It should also be noted, the area he mentioned where the altercation took place was a very white area, with little to no minorities around.
-Dude failed the same course 4 times in a row with the same teacher. She got sick of him being around and his excuses as well, so she gave him a proposition: if he could pass his independent study project she'd give him a mercy 50% pass regardless of whatever (he was failing hard at this point as well). He agreed.
On the day to hand it in, he didn't show up. Came the next day and said his socks were wet from the rain, and he got sick and was away due to a emergency, which of course he couldn't provide a doctor note to vouch for.
-had to show up to an exam. He claimed upon entering the school, the doors bumped him on the head and he have to go all the way back home to get ice to ice it down to prevent swelling. It should be noted that he lived around 8km away.
-Another one was he claimed to be robbed on the way by a couple of athletic and explosive gentlemen, and he fought them off by slashing them with his keys. In that moment, they had realized he wasn't to be fucked with and scrammed like pre-teen girls.
It should also be noted, the area he mentioned where the altercation took place was a very white area, with little to no minorities around.
-Dude failed the same course 4 times in a row with the same teacher. She got sick of him being around and his excuses as well, so she gave him a proposition: if he could pass his independent study project she'd give him a mercy 50% pass regardless of whatever (he was failing hard at this point as well). He agreed.
On the day to hand it in, he didn't show up. Came the next day and said his socks were wet from the rain, and he got sick and was away due to a emergency, which of course he couldn't provide a doctor note to vouch for.
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At least in that situation she isn't sporting body paint and sassy eyes.not when this is standing across from you. you run - and hopefully you run a 4 minute mile.
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I knew a guy in the Army who had done it and seen it all. His stories would remind me of The Most Interesting Man in the World.
I never called him out. Sometimes we'd be so bored that I actually enjoyed working with him because his stories were so entertaining. It was like listening to an audio book.
He was only 19. Great imagination though.
I never called him out. Sometimes we'd be so bored that I actually enjoyed working with him because his stories were so entertaining. It was like listening to an audio book.
He was only 19. Great imagination though.
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I had a roommate that was in his early 40s, a horrible alchoholic, worked at a tool store, and every aspect about his appearance and persona screamed 'loser.'
And he claimed he played two years with the Green Bay Packers.
I respectfully called him out on it, telling him if he played in the NFL, then he has a bachelor's degree from college, and he's currently working as a stock clerk... alongside teenagers.
And he claimed he played two years with the Green Bay Packers.
I respectfully called him out on it, telling him if he played in the NFL, then he has a bachelor's degree from college, and he's currently working as a stock clerk... alongside teenagers.
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The woman Scott Parker and I were talking about also ends up in the worst boss ever threads. Our posts do no justice to her level of psychosis. She quite literally should be committed to an institution. Yet, there she is working in government, supervising people no less. I can certainly understand how government workers get a horrible reputation.
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When I was 14 my mom was dating this much younger white guy named Allen. He claimed to be a navy seal but had a sizeable gut and I never saw the guy do any significant exercise, other than banging my mom of course . He once cleared out a bar because someone besmirched bill Bates and Randy white. His training made him lethal to the general public so he was always trying to keep his cool and not hurt someone. He also embellished his bowling stats despite being the 3rd best bowler in a 5 man bowling league.
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