The craziest liars youve ever known...

[Deleted member 409801]

I ran a mile in 3:59 just now in pants and dress shoes. not even breathing hard.

Not really that impressive dude , there's at LEAST 10 or 12 guys in the world that can put that kinda time down.

& lol at using a 1500 meter time to make his point , like that extra 15 or 20 seconds is inconsequential.

 

[ralphc1]

Yeah I was going to point out the same thing. I was running four minute miles in the third grade.

How close did you come to breaking the 3:53 high school record?

 

[equus]

damn it!

 

[method115]

I remember this story from a few years ago. I have no idea what her end goal was

She's a former pro cheer leading ambassador. That's the issue she wanted attention. I go to a lot of cheer-leading stuff with my dauhgter and there are grown women walking around in cheer-leading outfits teaching these kids. Don't get me wrong a lot of them are actually pretty hot but at the same time I feel sad for these women. They look like they're stuck in the past.

 

[ralphc1]

http://ofsaa-track.yolasite.com/resources/2004ofsaa.txt

This was my year of track, go look at the men's 1500. Four kids at 3:54. Six sub four.

You do know that 1500 meters isn't a mile?

 

[equus]

You do know that 1500 meters isn't a mile?

I tried to tell him.

 

[equus]

harry also stated that his parents had his IQ tested and he was in the top 5% highest in the U.S. but they wouldnt tell him his # so he didn't get cocky.

 

[method115]

My ex was a super crazy liar. We go to CiCi's pizza to meet up with her family and my daughter. We go in and she ask the lady about where her family is and the girl just points to the back. We get back there and my GF starts going off on how the girl up front was being a bitch. I just looked at her like the crazy person she is and when she stopped talking I said the girl couldn't have been more polite if she tried and your crazy.

I would work overnight and she would take my car when I was sleeping and claim she never took it even though there was less gas and more miles on it (I suspected she was doing this so check my miles). She still denied it even after I explained this to her. She said she was going to the gas station across the street with my car (knew she was lying) when she came back I checked the miles and she denied that she had went to her moms job when I checked the miles and google maps the both lines up perfectly. If your wondering why I didn't want her taking my car it's because she had a drug problem and was leaving to get more Vicodin from her mom and aunt.

We got our income tax and we were going through the money fast. We had about 1,000 left and her mom asked if she could have the money to bail out her dead beat brother who was once again in jail. I of course said no. Find out later on that all our money is gone from our savings. My ex claims we spent it all. I said there is no way in hell we went through the last 1,000 so quick. I ask her again what happened to the money she denies she did anything with it. I say ok lets go to the bank and get a transaction history. We do it and what do you know she pulled out 1,000 from it a few weeks before. The whole time driving to the bank I kept asking her just tell me if you took it and she kept denying it.

If your wondering why I stayed with her after the continuous lies and BS it's because of my daughter. As my daughter was getting older I was enjoying fatherhood more and more and I unfortunately had enough of my ex at the height of that enjoyment. I'm so so happy I left her but being a part time dad is fucking horrible.

 

[ralphc1]

We had a guy come to work as a torch man who had some great stories. He had been a torch man for several years at another salvage yard.

Bob had bad knees. When he was 17, he got in some trouble and the judge game him the choice of going to jail or going in the military. He joined the military and was selected for a covert special forces team that went into North Vietnam to rescue prisoners then he trained special forces and he was discharged short of 20 years because his knees were bad from jumping out of helicopters. He claimed he couldn't get VA benefits because it was a top secret unit and they denied he was ever in the military.

Another time we were working on the railroad racks in the yard and Bob tells us that he worked on tracks for the Union Pacific for 12 years. He got caught on a bridge and had to jump off into the water 200 feet below.

I was doing some welding and Bob tells me he worked repairing barges on the Mississippi river for 9 years.

We got a grader in from the township he was from and he said he worked for that township for three years.

I asked him how old he was and he was 37.

 

[billiam]

How close did you come to breaking the 3:53 high school record?

I beat the Antarctica High School record by such a wide margin they wouldn't tell me my time because they were scared I would get cocky.

 

[equus]

I beat the Antarctica High School record by such a wide margin they wouldn't tell me my time because they were scared I would get cocky.

"Harry"??!

 

[billiam]

"Harry"??!

 

[H33ZY]

My cousin Jordan. He tells random stories to make himself sound more interesting than he really is. He's very lazy and not the brightest person. Good guy, just a pathological liar.

Here are some of his gems that I remember:

After not having seen him in over 6 years, he tells me he played basketball on his HS team. Excited since I have no family members that play basketball, I ask him to come outside and play a little 1-on-1. He delays the invite (we lived together) until finally, he agrees to come. Takes his first shot, ugly form, nails it off the side of the backboard. This was the first lie he told me.

He went away for a weekend to hang out with a Christian youth group. Shows me a video of them dancing on YouTube. I can't see their faces as the video was taken from a distance. He points to guy in the background doing a back flip and says "that's me". The guy doing the back flip was wearing black shoes, Jordan does not own a pair of black shoes. Furthermore, I've NEVER seen him perform a back flip...ever.

While lost in the boonies, claims he and his friends were so high while lost that they decided to stop and pet a cow.

He's also shown me random pics of girls and say, "that's my girlfriend," Twice, I've called him out on. Once, said 'girlfriend' snapped on him while they were working in the mall.

Told my brother-in-law that they will reach the gym together in the mornings. He bailed all times. Why? He had to help his mom garden at 6AM.

My favorite....my cousin goes to the same salon Jordan does. The owner approaches my cousin and asks her "hey! is Jordan back from his business trip in New York?" Jordan does not take business trips.

There are more, I just can't remember them all

 

[The Clamburglar]

A friend of mine introduced me to his brother, who is a total manlet. I'd say 5'1 and 125 lbs., maybe shorter. He overheard us talking about golf and proceeded to tell us that he is one of the best golfers in Canada and known for his extremely powerful drives. I was interested by this and asked him what kind of distance he is talking. He replies "I usually max out at about 550 yds. but can hit 600 if the wind is with me.".

Also that night he told me that he has an extremely powerful dog that pulls him on a dog sled for miles and fought off a mountain lion. Shows me a picture of a 35 lb. border collie. Then tells me that he goes alpine snowboarding out of a helicopter with his dog in his backpack on the regular.

He was also quite the street fighter too.

Later on that night he said he was in a wing eating contest and he ate "the hottest wings in the world" and nobody else that was there could even eat one solitary wing, but he finished 3 pounds. Nothing can faze his iron stomach. I gave him a half spoonful of Surefire Ghost Pepper sauce and he puked all over my bathroom and had to go home.



There was more.

It was quite the night.

lol

 

[equus]

I gave him a half spoonful of Surefire Ghost Pepper sauce and he puked all over my bathroom and had to go home.

haha. fuck I lost.

 

[Deleted member 409801]

A friend of mine introduced me to his brother, who is a total manlet. I'd say 5'1 and 125 lbs., maybe shorter. He overheard us talking about golf and proceeded to tell us that he is one of the best golfers in Canada and known for his extremely powerful drives. I was interested by this and asked him what kind of distance he is talking. He replies "I usually max out at about 550 yds. but can hit 600 if the wind is with me.".

Also that night he told me that he has an extremely powerful dog that pulls him on a dog sled for miles and fought off a mountain lion. Shows me a picture of a 35 lb. border collie. Then tells me that he goes alpine snowboarding out of a helicopter with his dog in his backpack on the regular.

He was also quite the street fighter too.

Later on that night he said he was in a wing eating contest and he ate "the hottest wings in the world" and nobody else that was there could even eat one solitary wing, but he finished 3 pounds. Nothing can faze his iron stomach. I gave him a half spoonful of Surefire Ghost Pepper sauce and he puked all over my bathroom and had to go home.



There was more.

It was quite the night.

lol

Remember, it's not a lie..........if you believe it.

 

[Horse Style]

I had a "friend" freshman year in high school. We were only friends for that time because we were 2 of the only kids to get into this high school from our middle school (it's a specialized high school in NY). Since the beginning of freshman year, he told me he made the basketball team. Every time we would ride the bus home (we lived in the same neighborhood), he would talk about his experiences on the basketball team, the other players, the practices, etc.

Now, it was clear from the start I didn't really care much about our school's basketball team yet he would talk about his experiences any time the topic came up. Towards the end of freshman year, he revealed he was never on the basketball team and acted as if he pulled a huge fast one on me. The weird thing was he acted as if I was the one who was weird for believing him lol

The fact that I never checked on the team nor had any idea who was actually on the team showed I didn't care (thus I would never be impressed by his stories) yet he kept up this lie for some weird ass reason.

 

[EL CORINTHIAN]

There's a guy i used to be freinds with that always felt the need to prove how cool he was because he was pretty inept In that department. He was a very unfortunate looking person. Extremely over weight and hairy aswell as balding with freckles all over. He would make up the most bogus stories about how he picked up some girl and banged her but the issue with these stories is that there was never a middle. Always a beginning and an ending but never an in-between.

Examples:
- "Bro I was on the bus one time and this Asian stripper looking girl Sat right next to me even though the bus was totally empty and I decided to chat her up. We talked for like 10 minutes and the next thing you know I'm at her place banging her!".......like wtf?

-" This hot Mexican girl moved across the street from me and one day I noticed her changing in her bedroom. She saw me through the window and pulled the curtains closed but left it a little bit so she could peek, so I decided to start getting unchanged myself and as I remove my clothes she slowly starts opening the curtains again. I saw her the next day at the bus stop and she told me she liked what she saw and the next thing you know I'm at her place banging her" SURE BUDDY!

 

[badascan]

A gentleman named Nate Dawg is a legend in my town. Growing up he would hang around the basketball courts and say he could dunk from the freethrow line, or that he could beat "X" basketball player. Jordan, etc...

He's a big wrestling fan and would say how he wrestled the greats. Hogan, Taker, Bret Hart etc.

He followed Brock to mma and now thinks he can beat him. He actually sends shit to Dana on Facebook talking about how he'll fight Brock. I don't have FB so I'll try having a friend send me some of his posts. The man is a legend! And that's the tip of the iceberg... Nate Dawg bless...

*Edit: pics..

 

[mb23100]

@Kardashians pretending to be a girl for so long is up there