The craziest liars youve ever known...

UFC Truck said:
Because it isn't fast, we have kids in grade ten dropping sub 3:54 for the 1500m. If I was running 4:18 for the mile by the time I got out of high school I would have never even been allowed to race for half the clubs and teams I raced on. Ten seconds is a long ass fucking time in four laps.
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You are the reason OP made this thread haha we have a bullshitter in here already.
 
A buddy in college was exactly like this. He would go on and on about all the business he would make with foreign companies. He once said he was "bringing" Ducati to Mexico.
He also always claimed to have lived and studied in Germany for two years, even to his family members who lived on the same street and always saw him hanging around the house. He also didn't speak a single word in german.

Non related story.... we met Cain at a UFC expo once in Vegas and my dad took a pic with him and put it up in his office. A couple of kids saw it and asked him if he knew him. He said yes, just to fuck with the kids, he said that he had known him since Cain was a child and he would help his parents change his diapers back when they lived in Sonora. The kids were amazed and went on to tell other kids and a few weeks later he was known around campus as Cain's uncle. A year or so later he told other kids that it wasn't true, that it had been a joke just to fuck with their classmates, but the lie had caught up so much hype for so long that they didn't believe him. Till the day he retired, kids were asking him to pose for pictures and asking him to give pictures and and shit to Cain to sign for them.
 
I knew this scrawny dude who called himself "Rat." He was epic and pathological. Here are some gems:

1) He wore those HiTech Magnum style boots that are popular with police and such. Those boots have a knobby tread and he claimed that he tore off some dude's sack with the two front most knobby bits. Through jeans and all...

2) Some relative was a Soldier and got him permission to go onto an Army post and fire a frikkin' Stinger missile at a target during a demonstration.

3) He somehow knew the costume designer from the Alien movie. Said designer allowed him to wear the original xeno costume for Halloween.

There was much more, but that was decades ago. I felt bad for him and he later died young. Not sure what happened.
 
The Clamburglar said:
A friend of mine introduced me to his brother, who is a total manlet. I'd say 5'1 and 125 lbs., maybe shorter. He overheard us talking about golf and proceeded to tell us that he is one of the best golfers in Canada and known for his extremely powerful drives. I was interested by this and asked him what kind of distance he is talking. He replies "I usually max out at about 550 yds. but can hit 600 if the wind is with me.".

Also that night he told me that he has an extremely powerful dog that pulls him on a dog sled for miles and fought off a mountain lion. Shows me a picture of a 35 lb. border collie. Then tells me that he goes alpine snowboarding out of a helicopter with his dog in his backpack on the regular.

He was also quite the street fighter too.

Later on that night he said he was in a wing eating contest and he ate "the hottest wings in the world" and nobody else that was there could even eat one solitary wing, but he finished 3 pounds. Nothing can faze his iron stomach. I gave him a half spoonful of Surefire Ghost Pepper sauce and he puked all over my bathroom and had to go home.



There was more.

It was quite the night.

lol
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manlets
when will they learn?
 
I knew this guy who would just lie about the most random things for no apparent reason. It wasn't the type of elaborate stories like many of you are writing. An example would be eating at an Applebees and he tells someone we are at an Outback. He would do things like that all the time. He definitely had some impulse control problems as well because he did a lot of stupid things. Last time I saw him he had one of those ankle bracelets on his leg and was under house arrest. He managed to steal like $100,000 from online poker players using a keystroke hack. I believe he got indicted by the feds.
 
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I have been around several of these types, the stories get / got so ridiculous you just start to block them out. Except a time when someone else decided to chime in on this one guys bullshit with their own bullshit story which we all quickly picked up, except for the compulsive liar of course. So what did he do, turned around and told a bigger and better story.

Anyhow, have met / heard of a lot of "semi"-pro boxers and football players, have still yet to see a "semi"-pro football league and I have never heard or seen of anything other than a professional or amateur boxer. Maybe I am just completely detached and someone can clue me in.

Another one I have heard on more than one occasion, is someone having a "friend" who had to go to the local police department and, "register their hands" because the person's hands were allegedly a deadly weapon unto themselves.
 
UFC Truck said:
I am confused about the mile in four minute and eighteen seconds. That isn't incredibly fast, even at the high school level.
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I would have been thrilled to ever be able to pull that off. It might not be sub 4 but that is really good really good for high school. Heck that's good period. Actually 5 minutes is really really good for non-track athletes that run for cardio purposes.
 
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My cousin is a notorious liar.

I was out at a bar with him and his wife and some friends and noticed I hadn't seen him in a while. I walked over to his wife and said "where's Chris?" As soon as I asked the question noticed tears in her eyes and her friend (who I was banging) responds with "you're cousin is a real asshole. He definitely left us at the bar for 2 hours to go get some strange. When he got back I asked where he went he told me he shit his pants and had to go home and change, and he lived 3 blocks from the bar lol.


The same guy had a falling out with some family members. So my aunt had a bad accident and was on life support for a week. He told his brother he went to go see her even though she was never alone in the hospital and no one saw him.
 
I live in Vegas......too many to name
 
Knew this guy that kinda looked like a mix of Machida and JCVD, pretended to be a naive girl from Canada who was into Pokemon. He was into the WWE and was very psychotic. Last I heard, he became a Pokemon drag queen.
 
Wtf is this "sub-four minute mile not being fast" bullshit??

Didn't realize Usain Bolt posted in Mayberry.
 
Slobodan said:
Knew this guy that kinda looked like a mix of Machida and JCVD, pretended to be a naive girl from Canada who was into Pokemon. He was into the WWE and was very psychotic. Last I heard, he became a Pokemon drag queen.
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Hmmm .. that is reminding me of someone that I used to know. imo
 
WrestlinganJudo said:
I would have been thrilled to ever be able to pull that off. It might not be sub 4 but that is really good really good for high school. Heck that's good period. Actually 5 minutes is really really good for non-track athletes that run for cardio cardio purposes.
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Yeah , that's nipping at the heels of a world class decathletes mile time , and while not an elite time it's a pretty goddamn ridiculous claim for a non runner to make.

Not sure wtf that dude was on about.
 
Al Gorithm said:
Yeah , that's nipping at the heels of a world class decathletes mile time , and while not an elite time it's a pretty goddamn ridiculous claim for a non runner to make.

Not sure wtf that dude was on about.
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I doubt any non runners are going to break 5 minutes. :) A lot or really good athletes with great cardio can't break 5 minutes.
 
This coworker of mine, a single 30 year old mom, lies through her fucking teeth almost daily to make up for the fact that she lives such a sad and lonely existence. Some of her most charming tales are:

Involved in TWO car accidents before the start of her shift but still made it to work.

Used to be an Olympic figure skater but had her dreams crushed when a jealous teammate attacked her knee

Had friends that died on 9/11 and the war in Afghanistan

Saved her neighbors from their burning home and came to work 20 minutes later

Said the father of her daughter killed himself but got caught up in that lie as she told another coworker he was just a deadbeat...

I've never done anything with her (despite multiple chances) but she sends nudes on command so I guess she's good for something! Lmao!!
 
AWESOMEACE said:
I have been around several of these types, the stories get / got so ridiculous you just start to block them out. Except a time when someone else decided to chime in on this one guys bullshit with their own bullshit story which we all quickly picked up, except for the compulsive liar of course. So what did he do, turned around and told a bigger and better story.

Anyhow, have met / heard of a lot of "semi"-pro boxers and football players, have still yet to see a "semi"-pro football league and I have never heard or seen of anything other than a professional or amateur boxer. Maybe I am just completely detached and someone can clue me in.

Another one I have heard on more than one occasion, is someone having a "friend" who had to go to the local police department and, "register their hands" because the person's hands were allegedly a deadly weapon unto themselves.
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There is a semi pro football team in town and at least 2 leagues in Wisconsin. The players get some pay but they need a job to live.
 
I know a guy who always tells me he's going to get a job. Sometimes he'll tell me he got one and his first day tomorrow. But he somehow never ends up working. Only drinking lol
 
j123 said:
Guys on bodybuilsing misc section thinking they're sherdoggers, you know the lie that they're:
-6'5+
-300lb of muscle w/h 5% bodyfat
-10/10 aesthetics
-Bench teh 275
-smashes LA 10s daily
-makes over 200k while under 30
-street fighting record of 500-1-0
-D1 wrestling champ

These stats are only possible for sherdoggers, no one else

Anyways, the only pathological liar I knew was a guy back in highschool. He'd have a list of excuses probably more than big rig himself. A couple great ones were:

-had to show up to an exam. He claimed upon entering the school, the doors bumped him on the head and he have to go all the way back home to get ice to ice it down to prevent swelling. It should be noted that he lived around 8km away.

-Another one was he claimed to be robbed on the way by a couple of athletic and explosive gentlemen, and he fought them off by slashing them with his keys. In that moment, they had realized he wasn't to be fucked with and scrammed like pre-teen girls.
It should also be noted, the area he mentioned where the altercation took place was a very white area, with little to no minorities around.

-Dude failed the same course 4 times in a row with the same teacher. She got sick of him being around and his excuses as well, so she gave him a proposition: if he could pass his independent study project she'd give him a mercy 50% pass regardless of whatever (he was failing hard at this point as well). He agreed.
On the day to hand it in, he didn't show up. Came the next day and said his socks were wet from the rain, and he got sick and was away due to a emergency, which of course he couldn't provide a doctor note to vouch for.
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I miss my days on the misc. maybe when I get back into working out I'll make my return.
 
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