The craziest liars youve ever known...

[DrDune]

I am confused about the mile in four minute and eighteen seconds. That isn't incredibly fast, even at the high school level.

As of last year there were 6 known people to run sub 4-minute miles in HS...ever. 4:08 is absolutely blazing fucking fast and one of the most egregious lies on that list unless he's a prospective Olympic athlete, lol..

 

[billiam]

I am confused about the mile in four minute and eighteen seconds. That isn't incredibly fast, even at the high school level.

Yeah I was going to point out the same thing. I was running four minute miles in the third grade.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Oh shit. Here we go.
Edit: Scott Parker already posted the story.

At my last job, we had a supervisor who was a compulsive liar. I would be taking with some coworkers about something like dislocating my shoulder, and she would come up and talk about how she had dislocated her shoulder, blah blah blah. She would always have a story about whatever you were talking about that happened to her somehow.

Once, we were talking about The JFK assassination. She said she remembered watching it on TV when it happened or something like that. She was born two years after it happened.

She would routinely assign an employee to do one thing. Then, after it was done, she would claim she had told them to do the opposite. And she would call them out in front of other managers, like they weren't doing their job. Even if you printed out her email proving she never said to do something, she would insist she did. Over half her time on the office was spent searching for that elusive email that she claimed she sent, but never did. Just an absolute nightmare.

She was also helping another employee embezzle $40000 and then some.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

I and @Soda Popinsky had a supervisor who was a compulsive liar. You told her about an injury, she had it too; you tell her about an IT issue and she already knows how to solve it. One day my team and I were talking about the JFK assasination, and she pipes in, " I remember watching that live on tv, so sad". We all look at each other thinking the same thing, shes full of shit. Sure enough found out that she was born in 1965, the assasination happened in 1963. Glad she has to drive 2 hours round trip each day to work at some shitty prison now. Karma.

Haha. I just posted about that bitch.

 

[equus]

I'm not sure there is any civilian airport there. Maybe I'm mistaken though. It certainly sounds outlandish. He was a little buzzed too, so I call shenanigans.

it was a joke but there is a research facility there. mcmurdoo station. like a little city.

 

[Literally Bricked]

4 minutes 8 seconds. the record is like 15 seconds less. 4 minutes 8 seconds is hoofing it. and he was not a runner...by any means.

It is almost like you didn't read the post I quoted.

 

[Literally Bricked]

Yeah I was going to point out the same thing. I was running four minute miles in the third grade.

As of last year there were 6 known people to run sub 4-minute miles in HS...ever. 4:08 is absolutely blazing fucking fast and one of the most egregious lies on that list unless he's a prospective Olympic athlete, lol..

Same with these guys. I swear, people need to learn to read.

 

[equus]

Yeah I was going to point out the same thing. I was running four minute miles in the third grade.

hahahaha this kilt me after dunes immediate comment before it.

 

[DrDune]

Same with these guys. I swear, people need to learn to read.

You should have abandoned this thread either way. Saying a 4:18 mile isn't fast is only slightly, very slightly, less retarded than saying 4:08 isn't fast.

 

[jefferz]

As of last year there were 6 known people to run sub 4-minute miles in HS...ever. 4:08 is absolutely blazing fucking fast and one of the most egregious lies on that list unless he's a prospective Olympic athlete, lol..

I wasn't expecting the record holder to be white.

 

[equus]

Im pretty sure there was no quote initially. just the mile statement.

either way, 4 18 still fast if you don't compete.

 

[billiam]

Same with these guys. I swear, people need to learn to read.

I was also reading at a 12th grade level in the third grade.

 

[Literally Bricked]

You should have abandoned this thread either way. Saying a 4:18 mile isn't fast is only slightly, very slightly, less retarded than saying 4:08 isn't fast.

Because it isn't fast, we have kids in grade ten dropping sub 3:54 for the 1500m. If I was running 4:18 for the mile by the time I got out of high school I would have never even been allowed to race for half the clubs and teams I raced on. Ten seconds is a long ass fucking time in four laps.

 

[jefferz]

Because it isn't fast, we have kids in grade ten dropping sub 3:54 for the 1500m. If I was running 4:18 for the mile by the time I got out of high school I would have never even been allowed to race for half the clubs and teams I raced on. Ten seconds is a long ass fucking time in four laps.

Proof, source, or whatever you want to call it. I'm calling bullshit.

 

[equus]

Because it isn't fast, we have kids in grade ten dropping sub 3:54 for the 1500m. If I was running 4:18 for the mile by the time I got out of high school I would have never even been allowed to race for half the clubs and teams I raced on. Ten seconds is a long ass fucking time in four laps.

which is just over 90% of a mile...10% of a mile not factored in, is a lot too, if we're talking a mile time.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

This one time, a clown made a thread saying that dinosaurs never existed.

They are still trying to talk shit to me in that thread, completely oblivious to the fact that I don't care what someone who thinks dinosaurs are a conspiracy, says.

 

[TheWalkinDude]

I got a buddy who's an exceptional liar.

He's a mod on the internet who told a story about a friend who lied about a bunch of shit, little did those reading know none of it actually happened and HE was the big fat liar the entire time!

His name is

Spoiler

@TheWalkinDude. It's me. @equus's buddy is legit and I was lying when I said he was lying about the friend who was lying. Sorry.

 

[Literally Bricked]

Proof, source, or whatever you want to call it. I'm calling bullshit.

http://ofsaa-track.yolasite.com/resources/2004ofsaa.txt

This was my year of track, go look at the men's 1500. Four kids at 3:54. Six sub four.

 

[DrDune]

Because it isn't fast, we have kids in grade ten dropping sub 3:54 for the 1500m. If I was running 4:18 for the mile by the time I got out of high school I would have never even been allowed to race for half the clubs and teams I raced on. Ten seconds is a long ass fucking time in four laps.

No standard athletes are even close to touching those times you're equating to "normal".

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

it was a joke but there is a research facility there. mcmurdoo station. like a little city.

Lol oh. One of the pitfalls of giving people the benefit of the doubt... Thought i was learning something new.