Health Surgery is done, no more hemmeroids. And man does this hurt like hell.

[Aegon Spengler]

I'm reading that most of you cans get these things because you're sitting on the shitter too long.

Now I'm a bit confused. Is it the simple act of sitting, or because there is a hole that helps to flex your anus out, and if you sit in that form for too long, your butthole gets upset?

Can you get them just from sitting on a park bench for too long?

Either way, there's something terribly wrong with your assholes. Or you're lazy cunts.

It absolutely cannot be the amount of time sitting on the toilet.

I sit on the shitter until both my legs fall asleep just out of principal and I’ve never needed more than a plumb and a dab of prep H to keep the colon cool

 

[Adamant]

This is horribly painful dear god

Shit man, didn't they send you home with some heavy duty pain killers? If not, why not? If they did, what did they give you (and why isn't it enough)?

It's total bullshit that doctors are all scared of opioids now. If someone is in serious pain that pain needs to be treated to a point where the patient is comfortable, whether in the hospital or at home. Not this shit of "it hurts like hell." Fuck that. That's some straight up malpractice.



Btw, how old are you?

 

[Adamant]

Dried apricots work like a charm as well

How to they compare to dried prunes?

 

[FilipEmoFights]

Shit man, didn't they send you home with some heavy duty pain killers? If not, why not? If they did, what did they give you (and why isn't it enough)?

It's total bullshit that doctors are all scared of opioids now. If someone is in serious pain that pain needs to be treated to a point where the patient is comfortable, whether in the hospital or at home. Not this shit of "it hurts like hell." Fuck that. That's some straight up malpractice.



Btw, how old are you?

32, I’m already on suboxone because I got addicted to kratom (which I only started using as an adhd/adderall replacement for work) I didn’t really know what opiates were so I didn’t realize the game I was falling into…I didn’t even smoke weed till I was like 22. Anyways my own primary doctor didn’t give me painkillers but decided to double my suboxone dosage which I appreciated so I’m on 24 mg a day (2 strips one day one night) Problem is in Florida at least to my experience even though the surgeon prescribed Percocet and Ativan (on the 2nd day only after I called basically crying in frustration) The bitchass pharmacy wouldn’t fill it..I’m not “lucky” for this situation but my mom has a host of chronic pain diseases and has a safe full of painkillers and she doesn’t want to watch me suffer so she’s gracious enough to share her Ativan and Percs with me for the time being. And no my moms pain diseases had nothing to do with the opioid addiction I ended up with, like I said earlier I was straightedge past 21 and recently her doc has suddenly decided to tell her she has to choose between either the benzos or the painkillers herself.
Without that I would have been fucked because the subs don’t touch it…and honestly it’s the NSAID the surgeon prescribed that seems to be doing the majority of calming the pain it’s called toradol I think. On day 6 now, before it was like every second of death pain but it’s already getting to the point where it only hurts if I bump into something or cough or trip on my 20 year old dog.

 

[chill doggie]

lol man your crazy. Reminds me of when my roommate got his wisdom teeth removed and we both just sat around getting high all day. I kept telling him he needs to listen to the dentist and not smoke anymore but he couldn't stop himself. Got one of those air pocket type things or whatever happens and I'm literally listening to this grown early 20's man cry all night because his mouth hurt so bad. He was also a Vicodin addict so more Vicodin wasn't enough for the pain.

When I got my wisdom teeth pulled I also smoked weed but I did it the smart way and inhaled it through my nose, stuck my nostrils inside the bong and pushed it to create a seal then ripped that shit.

 

[method115]

When I got my wisdom teeth pulled I also smoked weed but I did it the smart way and inhaled it through my nose, stuck my nostrils inside the bong and pushed it to create a seal then ripped that shit.

I did the exact same thing with my vape. My wife was like WTF I use that. I just shrugged my shoulders and said you still can if you want to.

 

[FilipEmoFights]

Out of all the things I’ve posted on here I was never brave enough to post about my hemorrhoid surgery.

I’ve had a lot of painful moments in my life and that was probably #1, ahead of having a molar crushed with little help from anesthesia.



When I went through this I don’t think they gave me anything for that, though they did tell me to stay on the bland and soupy side of things diet wise.

The post-op morphine barely helped as I’ve never been responsive to opioids (probably why I didn’t care for them when I tried them recreationally) so I asked for more of it as I writhed in agony with tears automatically running out of my eyes even though I tried to hold it in. Eye-watering pain lmao.

Of course I couldn’t help myself and ate ATOMIC buffalo wild wings like 1 or week right after with stitches still on my arsehole.
And the morphine in my system turned them into a rock-hard baseball sized pepper sprayed stool from hell. Ripping through the stitching and searing the wounds behind with habanero scorch.

It was the wrong thing to do, shouldn’t have been done.

How did you crush your molar

 

[Adamant]

32, I’m already on suboxone because I got addicted to kratom (which I only started using as an adhd/adderall replacement for work) I didn’t really know what opiates were so I didn’t realize the game I was falling into…I didn’t even smoke weed till I was like 22. Anyways my own primary doctor didn’t give me painkillers but decided to double my suboxone dosage which I appreciated so I’m on 24 mg a day (2 strips one day one night) Problem is in Florida at least to my experience even though the surgeon prescribed Percocet and Ativan (on the 2nd day only after I called basically crying in frustration) The bitchass pharmacy wouldn’t fill it..I’m not “lucky” for this situation but my mom has a host of chronic pain diseases and has a safe full of painkillers and she doesn’t want to watch me suffer so she’s gracious enough to share her Ativan and Percs with me for the time being. And no my moms pain diseases had nothing to do with the opioid addiction I ended up with, like I said earlier I was straightedge past 21 and recently her doc has suddenly decided to tell her she has to choose between either the benzos or the painkillers herself.
Without that I would have been fucked because the subs don’t touch it…and honestly it’s the NSAID the surgeon prescribed that seems to be doing the majority of calming the pain it’s called toradol I think. On day 6 now, before it was like every second of death pain but it’s already getting to the point where it only hurts if I bump into something or cough or trip on my 20 year old dog.

Only 32 and such problems with hemorrhoids?? Why?

Pharmacy's can be a real bitch. I had one deny my meds once and I had to go through a whole ordeal to switch the prescription over to another pharmacy in order to get it filled.

 

[chimpoehurricane]

Remember to drink a lot of water as well. Especially if your taking metamucil capsules or any not mixed with water kind.

But also, everybody drink more goddamn water.

Yup. More fibre in diet.

 

[chimpoehurricane]

I'm reading that most of you cans get these things because you're sitting on the shitter too long.

Now I'm a bit confused. Is it the simple act of sitting, or because there is a hole that helps to flex your anus out, and if you sit in that form for too long, your butthole gets upset?

Can you get them just from sitting on a park bench for too long?

Either way, there's something terribly wrong with your assholes. Or you're lazy cunts.

Genetics diet, lifestyle, forcing your poop out. Grunting. Poop that has sharks teeth will rekt you. Foolish people who hold it are asking for problems.

Women or men who take it in door number 2 can have problems. Big one is genetics though. It’s non-modifiable risk factor.

I’m no doctor. I got a theory that people who have a family history of heart disease are predisposed. People dying on the toilet for example.

You can’t change genetics but lifestyle changes are helpful. I don’t have any experience like TS but I destroy bathrooms. caution tape and all. Absolute mercenary. I’m watching my diet and eating clean. It helps.

Fiber more precisely soluble fibre ftw! Citrus fruit, oats, lentils, beans, etc are great. Also lowers LDL.

 

[Jesus X]

I did that for like…6 years problem is they bleed and it leaked out enough blood to bring my Hemoglobin (blood oxygen levels) down to a 7.0 when a man needs 14.0 and a woman needs 11.0 it forced me to get iron infusions which brought me back up to about 11 but 7.0 is just above going into shock/heart attack level

Ha no idea hemmoroids could turn lethal sounds serious ASS a heart attack.

 

[Big Tuppy Hole]

Get well soon.

Not a Brit are you? One of my work mates just had it done ...

Funny thing the English guy i work with just had it done aswell.

 

[ShinkanPo]

Externals? I hate those I hate them!

 

[ShinkanPo]

I had two internal ones that didn't need surgery. They found them when I had a colonoscopy last year. I'm pretty sure I fixed them by drinking a big glass of fiber in the morning with five grams of glutamine. I also drink coffee with cacao powder, honey, and Ceylon cinnamon. And a big up of green tea with lemon. I've also read that drinking bone broth and taking collagen can help with gut repair.

Good luck with your recovery. I hope it goes well.

I had 3 internals it was noy bad enough so a rubber band ligation was enough.

 

[SoSo]

32, I’m already on suboxone because I got addicted to kratom (which I only started using as an adhd/adderall replacement for work) I didn’t really know what opiates were so I didn’t realize the game I was falling into…I didn’t even smoke weed till I was like 22. Anyways my own primary doctor didn’t give me painkillers but decided to double my suboxone dosage which I appreciated so I’m on 24 mg a day (2 strips one day one night) Problem is in Florida at least to my experience even though the surgeon prescribed Percocet and Ativan (on the 2nd day only after I called basically crying in frustration) The bitchass pharmacy wouldn’t fill it..I’m not “lucky” for this situation but my mom has a host of chronic pain diseases and has a safe full of painkillers and she doesn’t want to watch me suffer so she’s gracious enough to share her Ativan and Percs with me for the time being. And no my moms pain diseases had nothing to do with the opioid addiction I ended up with, like I said earlier I was straightedge past 21 and recently her doc has suddenly decided to tell her she has to choose between either the benzos or the painkillers herself.
Without that I would have been fucked because the subs don’t touch it…and honestly it’s the NSAID the surgeon prescribed that seems to be doing the majority of calming the pain it’s called toradol I think. On day 6 now, before it was like every second of death pain but it’s already getting to the point where it only hurts if I bump into something or cough or trip on my 20 year old dog.

Dude, going onto subs fulltime from Kratom is crazy. I know you're in pain, but 24mg of Suboxone is going to put you in a world of hell to get off. You think 4-8 weeks of your asshole treating you poorly sucks? Wait to you try and get off the subs.

This isn't an anti drug rant. I have experience in these things. Chronic pain patient here. Please try to get back down to 8mg a day as soon as humanly possible. Then try and ween yourself off 2mg a month the first two months (the jump from 8mg to 4mg won't be that bad) then 1mg a month till you get down to 1mg. Then do an 1/8mg a month reduction after that. Subs are no joke. Way worth withdrawals than methadone even. You thought your Kratom WDs were bad. Subs are a whole nother world.

Sorry about your butthole. I have hemis too and have had them banded before. That sucked, so I'm slowly trying to find someone who will laser them off.

Take care Sherbro.

 

[ocfightfan]

I had 3 internals it was noy bad enough so a rubber band ligation was enough.

That's good, any time you can avoid being cut on or any method of invasive is a better choice.

 

[Beechwood]

That would suck! Hope you get lots of rest, have a nice comfy inflatable to sit on, and you get to feeling better soon.

 

[fendertach]

I've had hemmys for 16 years at this point. Got them from over exerting at my first construction job. No ones getting close to my B-hole.

 

[ShinkanPo]

That's good, any time you can avoid being cut on or any method of invasive is a better choice.

Yeah I am lucky it did not need surgery. I am not sure how long I would need to stay home if it was a surgery.

 

[chimpoehurricane]

Remember to drink a lot of water as well. Especially if your taking metamucil capsules or any not mixed with water kind.

But also, everybody drink more goddamn water.

Bless up water ftw!