Health Surgery is done, no more hemmeroids. And man does this hurt like hell.

[ssBaldy]

This is horribly painful dear god

Hopefully it will make you stay away from all the anal toys this time!

I kid. Glad it went well, hope you recover soon.

 

[TJ Dillashank]

Like you aren't used to a pain in your ass

Just kidding, heal up quick

 

[Jesus X]

Be more cautious with your pooper.

 

[Contempt]

How big are these fucking things?

What's wrong with your mutant anuses? Do you know how to clean it?

Sandpaper?

 

[Natural Order]

Sandpaper?

 

[Spounman]

This is horribly painful dear god

 

[SurferH2O]

Did it kill him? Nope, but it nearly rectum.

 

[Romulas]

It's not a problem of cleanliness. Stop browsing on your phone while taking a 20 minute shit. Maybe get yourself one of those squatty pottys and stop eating like shit resulting in blowing your asshole out.

I was sick with a stomach virus 15 years ago (before smart phones) and sat on the toilet too long while working from home on my lap top.

My ass hasn't been the same since...

We need more public service annoumcements like this.

 

[chimpoehurricane]

This is horribly painful dear god

Get a dietitian. Eat more fibre and don’t push. Metamucil is your best friend.

 

[IDGETKTFO]

You should probably cut back on the butt secs TS.

 

[Jesus X]

Did it kill him? Nope, but it nearly rectum.

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

Like you aren't used to a pain in your ass

lol, was thinking of the same joke, except mine revolved around massive bbc.

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Did it kill him? Nope, butt it nearly rectum.

Fixed your typo. You are welcome.

 

[SurferH2O]

Fixed your typo. You are welcome.

Nice! You improved it.

 

[BoogerDawson]

get one of these and some opioids.

 

[Milgrim]

You're not the same asshole you used to be.

 

[tigersmoosh]

Get a dietitian. Eat more fibre and don’t push. Metamucil is your best friend.

don't push? you just gonna sit there with a big fiberous poop hanging out your butt?

carnivore diet is your actual best friend. carnivores have up to 80% less poop volume than vegans since meat is fully digestible

 

[FilipEmoFights]

Couldn't just keep stuffing them back in after every shit like a real man huh ...................

I did that for like…6 years problem is they bleed and it leaked out enough blood to bring my Hemoglobin (blood oxygen levels) down to a 7.0 when a man needs 14.0 and a woman needs 11.0 it forced me to get iron infusions which brought me back up to about 11 but 7.0 is just above going into shock/heart attack level

 

[ocfightfan]

I had two internal ones that didn't need surgery. They found them when I had a colonoscopy last year. I'm pretty sure I fixed them by drinking a big glass of fiber in the morning with five grams of glutamine. I also drink coffee with cacao powder, honey, and Ceylon cinnamon. And a big up of green tea with lemon. I've also read that drinking bone broth and taking collagen can help with gut repair.

Good luck with your recovery. I hope it goes well.

 

[FilipEmoFights]

You guys would never realize how many regular every day movements utilize your butthole

Every single accidental clench feels like someone sticking a knife in there and twisting it

I made it through my first poop yesterday and that was actually not so bad, the accidental clenching as way way way worse and the problem is you can’t tap out