Health Surgery is done, no more hemmeroids. And man does this hurt like hell.

[chimpoehurricane]

don't push? you just gonna sit there with a big fiberous poop hanging out your butt?

carnivore diet is your actual best friend. carnivores have up to 80% less poop volume than vegans since meat is fully digestible

Tell that to heart attack patients.

The amount of dude bro science and bad advice online is ridiculous.

TS get a dietitian.

 

[chill doggie]

Out of all the things I’ve posted on here I was never brave enough to post about my hemorrhoid surgery.

I’ve had a lot of painful moments in my life and that was probably #1, ahead of having a molar crushed with little help from anesthesia.

Did they give you some stuff to keep your poo soft?

When I went through this I don’t think they gave me anything for that, though they did tell me to stay on the bland and soupy side of things diet wise.

The post-op morphine barely helped as I’ve never been responsive to opioids (probably why I didn’t care for them when I tried them recreationally) so I asked for more of it as I writhed in agony with tears automatically running out of my eyes even though I tried to hold it in. Eye-watering pain lmao.

Of course I couldn’t help myself and ate ATOMIC buffalo wild wings like 1 or week right after with stitches still on my arsehole.
And the morphine in my system turned them into a rock-hard baseball sized pepper sprayed stool from hell. Ripping through the stitching and searing the wounds behind with habanero scorch.

It was the wrong thing to do, shouldn’t have been done.

 

[HUGHPHUG]

Out of all the things I’ve posted on here I was never brave enough to post about my hemorrhoid surgery.

I’ve had a lot of painful moments in my life and that was probably #1, ahead of having a molar crushed with little help from anesthesia.



When I went through this I don’t think they gave me anything for that, though they did tell me to stay on the bland and soupy side of things diet wise.

The post-op morphine barely helped as I’ve never been responsive to opioids (probably why I didn’t care for them when I tried them recreationally) so I asked for more of it as I writhed in agony with tears automatically running out of my eyes even though I tried to hold it in. Eye-watering pain lmao.

Of course I couldn’t help myself and ate ATOMIC buffalo wild wings like 1 or week right after with stitches still on my arsehole.
And the morphine in my system turned them into a rock-hard baseball sized pepper sprayed stool from hell. Ripping through the stitching and searing the wounds behind with habanero scorch.

It was the wrong thing to do, shouldn’t have been done.

Haha man I'm glad we've never talked about this before! ah fuck we all know what damage a big poo can do so that must have been horrific. Did you have to get stitched up again?

I've had a couple of stomach operations and both times I didn't take the painkillers afterwards but I did take something called Ducalux or whatever. I drunk it each evening and every single morning without fail I had baby soft poo. I couldn't put any pressure on my stomach to force a poo out so I was sure I would get constipated and be shitting rocks after a week or so, so I took it up on myself to use this stuff and thank fuck I did

I don't want no habanero meteor tearing my sphincter to pieces!

 

[YEET]

Glad to hear it’s no longer a pain in the ass.

 

[chill doggie]

Haha man I'm glad we've never talked about this before! ah fuck we all know what damage a big poo can do so that must have been horrific. Did you have to get stitched up again?

I've had a couple of stomach operations and both times I didn't take the painkillers afterwards but I did take something called Ducalux or whatever. I drunk it each evening and every single morning without fail I had baby soft poo. I couldn't put any pressure on my stomach to force a poo out so I was sure I would get constipated and be shitting rocks after a week or so, so I took it up on myself to use this stuff and thank fuck I did

I don't want no habanero meteor tearing my sphincter to pieces!

Nah it didn’t need a follow up medical treatment.

I wish they would have given me that stuff.
Even without it I still probably should have stayed away from the upper end of the capsicum spectrum.

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

It’s official,

Ts can’t handle getting his ass pushed in, like a real man!

Did they give you some stuff to keep your poo soft?

Listen TS, I know what you are thinking, but it's not the way...

 

[TrueBias]

You guys would never realize how many regular every day movements utilize your butthole

Every single accidental clench feels like someone sticking a knife in there and twisting it

I made it through my first poop yesterday and that was actually not so bad, the accidental clenching as way way way worse and the problem is you can’t tap out

Hahahah, I told you! Have you tried coughing, laughing, just wait til you SNEEZE.

I had my 2nd follow up on Wednesday.

 

[shunyata]

Nah it didn’t need a follow up medical treatment.

I wish they would have given me that stuff.
Even without it I still probably should have stayed away from the upper end of the capsicum spectrum.

Opioids probably did most of the damage, they can constipate a person like crazy. The capsicum was just insult to injury.

First recorded medical use of opium was using it to treat dysentery. They'd load you up with enough to constipate the patient so they could stop them from shitting themselves to death, because it's the dehydration from the diarrhea that kills you.

 

[TrueBias]

You guys would never realize how many regular every day movements utilize your butthole

Every single accidental clench feels like someone sticking a knife in there and twisting it

I made it through my first poop yesterday and that was actually not so bad, the accidental clenching as way way way worse and the problem is you can’t tap out

I like the way you put it: "clenching."

I had that, shocks of pain, every so often for almost anything, but definitely from what I mentioned in the other quote.

Mine on sep 8 was an energy fusion this time, whereas the 1st time was stapled. Which method did you have?
What meds did they give you?

 

[Kardashians]

The more I read on this subject, the more horrifying it gets. Goddamn.

 

[Fury]

Get a dietitian. Eat more fibre and don’t push. Metamucil is your best friend.

Remember to drink a lot of water as well. Especially if your taking metamucil capsules or any not mixed with water kind.

But also, everybody drink more goddamn water.

 

[HUGHPHUG]

 

[method115]

Of course I couldn’t help myself and ate ATOMIC buffalo wild wings like 1 or week right after with stitches still on my arsehole.
And the morphine in my system turned them into a rock-hard baseball sized pepper sprayed stool from hell. Ripping through the stitching and searing the wounds behind with habanero scorch.

It was the wrong thing to do, shouldn’t have been done.

lol man your crazy. Reminds me of when my roommate got his wisdom teeth removed and we both just sat around getting high all day. I kept telling him he needs to listen to the dentist and not smoke anymore but he couldn't stop himself. Got one of those air pocket type things or whatever happens and I'm literally listening to this grown early 20's man cry all night because his mouth hurt so bad. He was also a Vicodin addict so more Vicodin wasn't enough for the pain.

 

[FilipEmoFights]

Day 5, feels like shitting razor blades still. Can’t sit down. Leaks a mixture of pus and blood. A bloody pussy mess….and I guess it is a poop wound too

But for real though get your Hemms tied off because this is a different type of pain and the narcotics barely do jack shit and there are just unavoidable aspects of it where you’re just going to have to white knuckle it out…and if some of you haven’t read my past posts I’ve had a brain tumor removed and a descended testicle surgery before…this is absolutely way more rough. I’m in a Facebook group where this woman with 3 kids says this hurts way worse than any of her laboring childbirths which is just nuts. The doctor told me that I had THE MOST A HUMAN CAN HAVE. 3 huge stage 4 hems…which means I have 3 cauterized wounds in the anal canal. At this point I can individually feel each wound per buttcheek and can kind of plan around how to move/sit and all that…but any fast movement..or cough..or tripping over my 18 year old deaf blind chihuahua is just hell on earth.

 

[FilipEmoFights]

I was sick with a stomach virus 15 years ago (before smart phones) and sat on the toilet too long while working from home on my lap top.

My ass hasn't been the same since...

We need more public service annoumcements like this.

That’s actually crazy you can remember the individual bowel movement that affects you to this day.

 

[FilipEmoFights]

I like the way you put it: "clenching."

I had that, shocks of pain, every so often for almost anything, but definitely from what I mentioned in the other quote.

Mine on sep 8 was an energy fusion this time, whereas the 1st time was stapled. Which method did you have?
What meds did they give you?

They didn’t staple me mine was a complete removal
That staple one sounds complicated but is supposedly less painful but can have more complications
4-8 weeks is a long ass time to feel like this dude this shit is crazy. Sometimes I think to myself I’ve made a mistake and I’ll take the hemmeroids back and that you could not pay me a million dollars to do this again.

I would assume an Anderson Silva leg break is the only thing that hurts more than but idk

 

[Natural Order]

I'm reading that most of you cans get these things because you're sitting on the shitter too long.

Now I'm a bit confused. Is it the simple act of sitting, or because there is a hole that helps to flex your anus out, and if you sit in that form for too long, your butthole gets upset?

Can you get them just from sitting on a park bench for too long?

Either way, there's something terribly wrong with your assholes. Or you're lazy cunts.

 

[TrueBias]

They didn’t staple me mine was a complete removal
That staple one sounds complicated but is supposedly less painful but can have more complications
4-8 weeks is a long ass time to feel like this dude this shit is crazy. Sometimes I think to myself I’ve made a mistake and I’ll take the hemmeroids back and that you could not pay me a million dollars to do this again.

I would assume an Anderson Silva leg break is the only thing that hurts more than but idk

What meds are you taking.

Mine were removed this time.

 

[TheChance]

Remember to drink a lot of water as well. Especially if your taking metamucil capsules or any not mixed with water kind.

But also, everybody drink more goddamn water.

Dried apricots work like a charm as well

 

[HUGHPHUG]

Dried apricots work like a charm as well

Apricots? I thought you had to rub your nan's gold wedding ring on them