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Sorry, I don't pay attention to clowns who don't even know the meaning of "protagonist."
The legendary Phantom Menace review is better than The Phantom Menace.
Fact.
Sorry, I don't pay attention to clowns who don't even know the meaning of "protagonist."
The legendary Phantom Menace review is better than The Phantom Menace.
Fact.
Ring theory. Everything repeats itself.
...into Hayden Christensen's mouf.
Ring theory. Everything repeats itself.
...into Hayden Christensen's mouf.
You and @Peteyandjia are some sick motherfuckers.
Hey at least we don't like the RE franchise.
A family member could legally get you committed for that.
I watched 20 minutes of it today.
Legit lost all credibility when they say the film has no protagonist.
Wasn't your argument that the TRILOGY had Anakin as the protagonist. Did you find him to be the protagonist of the singular film The Phantom Menace?
Well The Phantom Menace is merely the first part of a multi-part story. It serves to introduce the protagonist, who the subsequent parts will develop.
If watching all the films recently really impressed anything upon me, it's that the whole thing is just one long story divided up into various parts. Some may do a better job than others of standing on their own, but it's just one story that's chopped into bite-sized pieces.
If you want to look at the prequel trilogy as a series that in some sense stands on its own, that's fine, but even then you have to understand that it's three individual pieces that basically make up one long film. You have Act I, Act II and Act III.
And breaking the intergalactic record for most times Motherfucker is yelled.Fifteen minute opening scene where Windu tracks down someone the Jedi deem too dangerous to be left alive and has a drink with him and pontificates on the meaning of life before breaking out the lightsaber.
I'm down.
It's not like they were all shot at once. Also, Lucas was making up sh1t as he went along. Only the obvious ending was set in stone.
When goof ball Yoda popped out and started giggling to himself and making jokes i literally thought i was either being trolled, or it was some sort of weird dream sequence.
I will not be surprised to see a "Tickle me Yoda" doll in the stores fairly soon.
That was the OT Yoda. The stoic prequel Yoda was boring.
While there is a lot of negative feedback, there are plenty of people liking TLJ more than any other entry besides the OT (Rogue One is all over the place in rankings). So i'm not crazy for liking it.
I listen to a film podcast called the Slashfilmcast and one of the hosts--who is a long-time Star Wars fanatic--says he thinks TLJ is the best Star Wars movie of all time. Not the best since the OT. Just the best. Period.
I don't share that view but it just goes to show you there are people out there who really do love this movie.
That's surprising.
I haven't actually spoken to anyone who liked TLJ better.
If you liked that, you're gonna love this.
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He bested Vader. That already puts him leagues above Ashoka and Obi Wan. TLJ handled Luke poorly.
But Luke even inside canon is still in the high tier. Slightly below Mace and Yoda but not far behind.
Johnson probably didn't care enough to expand on Luke and give him reconginiton.
It's apparently silly "fan service" for people wanting to see Luke Skywalker actually use his light saber once in a Star Wars movie.
I mean, TFA literally ends with Rey handing Luke his light saber, ffs.
Lol Again...wanting to see the MASTER JEDI wield THE tool of a jedi is somehow crazy fan service.
Ok then.
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