STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI

If you have seen STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI, how would you rate it?

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Peteyandjia said:
David Lynch was offered Return Of The Jedi & turned it down, so anything's possible.

There is some funky stuff happening in an alternate universe somewhere.
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Peteyandjia said:
At some point the joke is on me if I keep showing up to watch more of this crap. Same as if I kept coming back to the Resident Evil movies or something. At that point I might as well start cutting myself.
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I respect the hell out of that.

For me, I've liked almost all of them to varying extents. One thing I'd say is that even though I enjoyed most, not all of them have great replay value, that's for sure.

Based on the opinions in this thread, I'd speculate that about 80-85 percent of the people who've seen it but did not like it will probably still see the third film out of both morbid curiosity, a desire to see how it plays out, and maybe hope that it will be an improvement.

But if you have a potential 15 percent dropoff in viewing audience, you're going to take a big hit in the wallet. Franchise fatigue is real. Look at how movies like The Hunger Games had the last installment see the least box office appeal domestically.

It's almost like some people go, wow I can't wait to see how this turns out and others end up thinking, well I've already sunk time and money into this and it probably won't be any better than it's already been. I'm out.
 
GearSolidMetal said:
There's a bigger chance it'll be revealed in Ep9 that he's gay.

These movies aren't very deep. They're not even kiddie pools, more like kitchen sinks of substance. Between Ep7&8, Poe is the only X-Wing fighter doing anything impressive, and that's his lone asset of his character.

After the "Keep my jacket, it looks good on you," line from Ep7, I rejected stupid internet speculation he's going to be Disney's first gay Star Wars character, but after all the SJW themes shoved into Ep8, its only a matter of time before they say somebody's gay. Poe is the odds-on favorite to have that 'honor.'
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Poe Dameron and Han Solo are in a house that’s on fire. Who gets out first?

Poe, because his shit’s already packed
 
Peteyandjia said:
David Lynch was offered Return Of The Jedi & turned it down, so anything's possible.

There is some funky stuff happening in an alternate universe somewhere.
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Would have been cool to see what kind of mind fuck shit Lynch might have come up with.

Cronenberg might have been good too. Probably some body horror type shit involving The Force.
 
ufcfan4 said:
I respect the hell out of that.

For me, I've liked almost all of them to varying extents. One thing I'd say is that even though I enjoyed most, not all of them have great replay value, that's for sure.

Based on the opinions in this thread, I'd speculate that about 80-85 percent of the people who've seen it but did not like it will probably still see the third film out of both morbid curiosity, a desire to see how it plays out, and maybe hope that it will be an improvement.

But if you have a potential 15 percent dropoff in viewing audience, you're going to take a big hit in the wallet. Franchise fatigue is real. Look at how movies like The Hunger Games had the last installment see the least box office appeal domestically.

It's almost like some people go, wow I can't wait to see how this turns out and others end up thinking, well I've already sunk time and money into this and it probably won't be any better than it's already been. I'm out.
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And then the opposite of that dynamic is something like Breaking Bad, where the end installments are the most lucrative & the studio wants them to make more; but the artist refuses out of integrity, insisting on ending it the right way on their own terms.
 
shadow_priest_x said:
Take note of who's most prominent in this picture. Alpha dog!


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If that was a human centipede, Hayden is the one in the back eating everyone else's shit.

At least that's how I assume it was meant to be interpreted.
 
Loiosh said:
Tarantino REALLY wants to do Star Wars.
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Pffft, yeah right, gimme a break. That will never happen.

How ridiculous & out of place would Samuel L. Jackson look as a Jedi.
 
Loiosh said:
Tarantino REALLY wants to do Star Wars.
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Fifteen minute opening scene where Windu tracks down someone the Jedi deem too dangerous to be left alive and has a drink with him and pontificates on the meaning of life before breaking out the lightsaber.

I'm down.
 
Peteyandjia said:
If that was a human centipede, Hayden is the one in the back eating everyone else's shit.

At least that's how I assume it was meant to be interpreted.
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Ring theory. Everything repeats itself.

...into Hayden Christensen's mouf.
 
ufcfan4 said:
Fifteen minute opening scene where Windu tracks down someone the Jedi deem too dangerous to be left alive and has a drink with him and pontificates on the meaning of life before breaking out the lightsaber.

I'm down.
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"Which lightsaber is yours, Windu?"

"It's the one that says 'Bad Motherfucker' on it."
 
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