Sherdog POTWR Round 1

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It was probably lost in the purge. It was some intense stuff. N13 is a very unique poster, I actually liked him a lot.
I had no idea what they were talking about but they all did. It was kind of like reading a JVS vs. @Greoric debate on economics only about the Book of Enoch and prophecy.

He was like Jan Pok (forget the name) where you couldn't look away from his posts. Demons man. Demons
 
In real life this would get a guy some easy pussy. Not sure what the upside of WR President is though.
 
It was probably lost in the purge. It was some intense stuff. N13 is a very unique poster, I actually liked him a lot.
I had no idea what they were talking about but they all did. It was kind of like reading a JVS vs. @Greoric debate on economics only about the Book of Enoch and prophecy.

I remember N13. Interesting fellow. Would've been interesting to read some of that stuff.
 
You have to understand that for someone who does not watch WWE, that sounded very very wrong.

Ok, ok, I hereby announce my candidacy for President of the War Room. But man, if Scotty gets the keyboard again I can't be responsible for any speech-HAH FUCK YOU I'M DOING YOU AN EGG WITH YOUR DUMB REDNECK ASS, GET MY BAGS GENMI BAAAAAAAGS AERNNGOISGNUPIERTNB;REVM DKLV,M 'V Z

Sorry about that. This fucker needs like 75 horse tranquilizers before he knocks out. Anyway, if Big Poppa Pump makes a speech, I can't stop him. It's like trying to fight an elephant with a dildo bat.
 
@Lead

If elected to the highly desired seat of President of the War Room, I pledge to mock the intelligence of everyone I encounter. I intend to reach across the aisle in a bipartisan attempt to reinforce just how little I think of someone. I boast a Rickson like record in political and social debates. I've played touchbutt in the park as I've mastered McGregor level verbal chops. I've even posted with a cracked skull. I'm typing with while drinking my own piss after running away from a crashed car, hopping a fence, and taking a banned substance (which I did not know was banned).

Given my pretty much unadulterated levels of awesomeness, I hereby announce my candidacy for the President of the War Room.

Do I get a running mate? Do I even need one?

You are going to be tough to beat. It was just the other day you verbally killed TCK and beat his lifeless body with one of his amputated arms.
 
Ok, ok, I hereby announce my candidacy for President of the War Room. But man, if Scotty gets the keyboard again I can't be responsible for any speech-HAH FUCK YOU I'M DOING YOU AN EGG WITH YOUR DUMB REDNECK ASS, GET MY BAGS GENMI BAAAAAAAGS AERNNGOISGNUPIERTNB;REVM DKLV,M 'V Z

Sorry about that. This fucker needs like 75 horse tranquilizers before he knocks out. Anyway, if Big Poppa Pump makes a speech, I can't stop him. It's like trying to fight an elephant with a dildo bat.

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While I don't have anyone in mind for Pres I would like to submitt (in good fun) the following peeps for cabinet positions that might still be unfilled.

@Jack V Savage for our resident Baghdad Bob due to his tremendous work in the Clinton threads. You've earned it buddy!

@sloppypie for our very own Alex Jones position due to his most excellent and verbose apoplectic meltdowns.

@Leroy Jenkins for left/right co operations secretary.

I'll be sure to add to the list as more obvious choices occur to me.
 
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something like that. JVS might know exactly. One of his best qualities is his encyclopedic knowledge of banned accounts. Its honestly incredible.

I have a really good memory generally. I can recite lots of Hamlet from memory, and full chapters of books I like.

And I guess I'll throw my hat in the ring here. Reach out to the other side with an offer they can't refuse:

If elected, I promise to not post at all outside the stickied thread for my entire term.

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"...to announce my candidacy for the President of the War Room." @Lead
 
How many votes do I have right now @Lethal? Did I turn the Heavies and P&M red?

@Lethal yes, there was a following in the Dump built around the Book of Enoch if I'm not mistaken.
I don't know if our newer guys like @colby @ripskater and @In The Name Of could have hung with that crowd...can't recall the names of the other posters. It was ... unique.

Lol I'm assuming these were intended for @Lead ? Because I don't have a clue as to what's going on here.
 
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