Sherdog POTWR Round 1

[SouthoftheAndes]

@IDL for president


Or myself.

I'd be like Erdogan to.


True alpha

 

[RhinoRush]

Does the president get to ban people?

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Legal cannabis and nuking Mecca on day 1.

I am NüHitler and I'll fuck you til you love me, Sherdog.

This fucker got the chops
The skills to pay the shills
The pussy grabbing NüHitler we need but don't deserve

 

[Anung Un Rama]

@Nietzsche13 has not been banned.

 

[Lead]

add to my post, "to announce my candidacy for the Presidentof the War Room."

Because I messed up that bit.

Forgot as well, you wanna see my taxes or long form birthy bullshit, send a formal request to my taint.

First candidate evaaaa

 

[SouthoftheAndes]

Na scratch that I'd be like Mao. We will have a great revolution!!!

 

[Lead]

@Nietzsche13 has not been banned.

Add him to the registry

 

[DevilsLettuce]

This fucker got the chops
The skills to pay the shills
The pussy grabbing NüHitler we need but don't deserve

I promise to grab all the pussies.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

First candidate evaaaa

I'm gonna make the War Room great again
Or at least put some better carpeting in, maybe a couple of good couches

 

[irish_thug]

I promise to grab all the pussies.

Even Lena Dunham?

 

[ncordless]

I hereby nominate @Arkain2K . The man knows how to run a thread without making it into a bad twitter feed, and seriously puts work into it.

 

[Rex Kwon Do]

How many votes do I have right now @Lethal? Did I turn the Heavies and P&M red?

 

[Anung Un Rama]

Add him to the registry

I don't know if he'd appreciate that, tbh. He stopped posting in the regular forums a few years ago and he started to post strictly, and rarely, in in the Dump.

 

[RhinoRush]

add to my post, "to announce my candidacy for the Presidentof the War Room."

Because I messed up that bit.

Forgot as well, you wanna see my taxes or long form birthy bullshit, send a formal request to my taint.

So we have our Alf Landon at least.

 

[Falsedawn]

HAH, GIMME A FUCKIN MIC!

WAR ROOM, I SEE YOU NEED A PRESIDENT AND LEMME TELL YOU, BIG POPPA PUMP IS YOUR FUCKIN HOOKUP. WHO BETTER TO FOLLOW THE ELECTORING OF DONALD TRUMP THAN THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY HIMSELF? YOU KNOW WHAT IMMA DO, UMA DEPORT ALL THOSE FAAAAT ASSES THAT CALL THEMSELVES GOOD POSTERS AND GIVE THIS FORUM TO ALL MY FREAKS OUT THERE WHO SHITPOST FOR LIFE. YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND THE REST OF THESE REDNECKS AND YOU SEE THAT'S NOT TRUE. SEE IN ANY NORMAL ELECTORING YOU GOT A 50% CHANCE OF WINNING, BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK, AND I'M NOT NORMAL. SO REALLY YOU HAVE ONLY A 25 PER-PERCENTS AT BEST. THEN YOU ADD ALL THE REST OF THESE REDNECKS TO THE MIX, AND YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN. SEE IN THE WAR ROOM LECTION YOU HAVE A 6.66 PERCENTS CHANCE OF WINNING, BUT I HAVE A 93.33% CHANCE OF WINNING BECAUSE THESE REDNECKS KNOW THEY CAN'T BEAT ME AND THEY'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY. SO TAKE YOUR 6.66 PERCENTS CHANCE, SUBTTRACT MY 25% CHANCE, AND YOU GOT A NEGATIVE 18.34 PERCENTS CHANCE OF WINNING THE WAR ROOM LECTION. BUT TAKE MY 75 PERCENTS CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO ONE ON ONE, AND ADD 93.33%S, AND I GOT A 168.33 PERCENTS CHANCE OF WINNING THE LECTION. SEE YOU WOMEN, THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU IN THE LECTION. NOW GET MY BAGS, AND SAY HELLO TO THE NEXT HEAVYWEIGHT PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD! BIG POPPA PUMP IS YOUR HOOKUP, HOLLER IF YOU HEAR ME!

NOW HIT MY FUCKIN MUSIC!

 

[theBLADE1]

hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............................

 

[DevilsLettuce]

Even Lena Dunham?

She'll be executed on the 50-yard line of the Super Dome on Day 1.

 

[panamaican]

@Lead

If elected to the highly desired seat of President of the War Room, I pledge to mock the intelligence of everyone I encounter. I intend to reach across the aisle in a bipartisan attempt to reinforce just how little I think of someone. I boast a Rickson like record in political and social debates. I've played touchbutt in the park as I've mastered McGregor level verbal chops. I've even posted with a cracked skull. I'm typing with while drinking my own piss after running away from a crashed car, hopping a fence, and taking a banned substance (which I did not know was banned).

Given my pretty much unadulterated levels of awesomeness, I hereby announce my candidacy for the President of the War Room.

Do I get a running mate? Do I even need one?

 

[Anung Un Rama]

Also @IDL and a dark horse that I have seen lingering around here more lately after a prolonged absence.... @IngaVovchanchyn (she should at least be added to the registry, imo).

 

[TheStruggle]

@sodapopinski