Sherdog POTWR Round 1

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Who was the guy who was similar in posting style, albeit not nearly as eccentric as N13, and was banned more recently (maybe 3 years ago)?
He had a very conspiracy vibe oriented style and was very verbose once he got going?
 
irish_thug said:
Even Lena Dunham?
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What's wrong with Lena Dunham?

Anung Un Rama said:
I don't know if he'd appreciate that, tbh. He stopped posting in the regular forums a few years ago and he started to post strictly, and rarely, in in the Dump.
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Wait, there are dump regulars?

Falsedawn said:
HAH, GIMME A FUCKIN MIC!

WAR ROOM, I SEE YOU NEED A PRESIDENT AND LEMME TELL YOU, BIG POPPA PUMP IS YOUR FUCKIN HOOKUP. WHO BETTER TO FOLLOW THE ELECTORING OF DONALD TRUMP THAN THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY HIMSELF? YOU KNOW WHAT IMMA DO, UMA DEPORT ALL THOSE FAAAAT ASSES THAT CALL THEMSELVES GOOD POSTERS AND GIVE THIS FORUM TO ALL MY FREAKS OUT THERE WHO SHITPOST FOR LIFE. YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND THE REST OF THESE REDNECKS AND YOU SEE THAT'S NOT TRUE. SEE IN ANY NORMAL ELECTORING YOU GOT A 50% CHANCE OF WINNING, BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK, AND I'M NOT NORMAL. SO REALLY YOU HAVE ONLY A 25 PER-PERCENTS AT BEST. THEN YOU ADD ALL THE REST OF THESE REDNECKS TO THE MIX, AND YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN. SEE IN THE WAR ROOM LECTION YOU HAVE A 6.66 PERCENTS CHANCE OF WINNING, BUT I HAVE A 93.33% CHANCE OF WINNING BECAUSE THESE REDNECKS KNOW THEY CAN'T BEAT ME AND THEY'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY. SO TAKE YOUR 6.66 PERCENTS CHANCE, SUBTTRACT MY 25% CHANCE, AND YOU GOT A NEGATIVE 18.34 PERCENTS CHANCE OF WINNING THE WAR ROOM LECTION. BUT TAKE MY 75 PERCENTS CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO ONE ON ONE, AND ADD 93.33%S, AND I GOT A 168.33 PERCENTS CHANCE OF WINNING THE LECTION. SEE YOU WOMEN, THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU IN THE LECTION. NOW GET MY BAGS, AND SAY HELLO TO THE NEXT HEAVYWEIGHT PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD! BIG POPPA PUMP IS YOUR HOOKUP, HOLLER IF YOU HEAR ME!

NOW HIT MY FUCKIN MUSIC!

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Are you saying you are running?

panamaican said:
@Lead

If elected to the highly desired seat of President of the War Room, I pledge to mock the intelligence of everyone I encounter. I intend to reach across the aisle in a bipartisan attempt to reinforce just how little I think of someone. I boast a Rickson like record in political and social debates. I've played touchbutt in the park as I've mastered McGregor level verbal chops. I've even posted with a cracked skull. I'm typing with while drinking my own piss after running away from a crashed car, hopping a fence, and taking a banned substance (which I did not know was banned).

Given my pretty much unadulterated levels of awesomeness, I hereby announce my candidacy for the President of the War Room.

Do I get a running mate? Do I even need one?
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Added. You can have a VP but I assure you that will be as pointless as a real VP.
 
I announce my candid..........fuck it too much work.
 
Lead said:
Are you saying you are running?
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Well, Big Poppa Pump is running, i'm just his campaign manager you see. You can't trust him with the forum sometimes (Posts in all caps at 3am), but I will absolutely accept on his behalf.
 
JDragon said:
'Read the indexed OP' said @Arkain2K and cried out in despair as random posters littered his thread with random posts.
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Ha, every time I lurk in his threads, I always see that instance at least once everytime.
 
@Lethal yes, there was a following in the Dump built around the Book of Enoch if I'm not mistaken.
I don't know if our newer guys like @colby @ripskater and @In The Name Of could have hung with that crowd...can't recall the names of the other posters. It was ... unique.
 
Falsedawn said:
Well, Big Poppa Pump is running, i'm just his campaign manager you see. You can't trust him with the forum sometimes (Posts in all caps at 3am), but I will absolutely accept on his behalf.
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Unfortunately, Steiner is not a regular here and cannot make the War Room great again. Also the caps would get annoying after like a week.
 
Today, I throw my hat into the ring for the office of War Room President. Why? What is my number one issue? DUMB ASS thread starters!

Are you sick and tired of having people start threads such as "If Angela Merkel wore a Red Dress on a Tuesday, would Trump start WW4?1", or "Does Obama even lift Bro, so Beta!!!!!!". If so I say it it time we had a proper sticky thread to mock and ridicule these thread starters. To long have they cluttered the war room with there moronic threads. To long have they made you good people scroll down to find the thread you are looking for.

You may ask yourself, why I'm a qualified for such a position? It is because I have never started a shit thread, nor will I ever. I also know how to use a search function to make sure a thread topic has not already been made.

So with this I announce my candidacy for the President of the War Room.

@Lead
 
m52nickerson said:
Today, I throw my hat into the ring for the office of War Room President. Why? What is my number one issue? DUMB ASS thread starters!

Are you sick and tired of having people start threads such as "If Angela Merkel wore a Red Dress on a Tuesday, would Trump start WW4?1", or "Does Obama even lift Bro, so Beta!!!!!!". If so I say it it time we had a proper sticky thread to mock and ridicule these thread starters. To long have they cluttered the war room with there moronic threads. To long have they made you good people scroll down to find the thread you are looking for.

You may ask yourself, why I'm a qualified for such a position? It is because I have never started a shit thread, nor will I ever. I also know how to use a search function to make sure a thread topic has not already been made.

So with this I announce my candidacy for the President of the War Room.

@Lead
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Good people of planet Earth, all those things you hate, I hate them too. Also as if that weren't enough, those things you like? My feelings are just the same.
I'm highly electable
 
Anung Un Rama said:
@Lethal yes, there was a following in the Dump built around the Book of Enoch if I'm not mistaken.
I don't know if our newer guys like @colby @ripskater and @In The Name Of could have hung with that crowd...can't recall the names of the other posters. It was ... unique.
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Dude, I remember him just for the Enoch thing. I remember when I was in college, there was a day in my dorm I was just stunned with his posts/beliefs and kept reading it.
 
Lead said:
Unfortunately, Steiner is not a regular here and cannot make the War Room great again. Also the caps would get annoying after like a week.
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Well Lead, you see, I told him that, and it's didn't go so well as he has posted here before. He's calling this his "ELLASKATER MOMENT" or something along those lines.

Just let him have this one man, he put me in the Steiner Recliner yesterday and I still can't walk right. He says he has no sympy for me, but I can't last another week.
 
In The Name Of said:
Hmm. Interesting. Hadn't heard of this group.
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It was probably lost in the purge. It was some intense stuff. N13 is a very unique poster, I actually liked him a lot.
I had no idea what they were talking about but they all did. It was kind of like reading a JVS vs. @Greoric debate on economics only about the Book of Enoch and prophecy.
 
Falsedawn said:
Well Lead, you see, I told him that, and it's didn't go so well as he has posted here before. He's calling this his "ELLASKATER MOMENT" or something along those lines.

Just let him have this one man, he put me in the Steiner Recliner yesterday and I still can't walk right. He says he has no sympy for me, but I can't last another week.
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You have to understand that for someone who does not watch WWE, that sounded very very wrong.
 
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