Sherdog POTWR Round 1

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So you get to make a sticky? Sounds pretty pointless.

Give it to a Dem, they need this. We have the Presidency, House, Congress and hotter women.
 
Jack V Savage said:
I have a really good memory generally. I can recite lots of Hamlet from memory, and full chapters of books I like.

And I guess I'll throw my hat in the ring here. Reach out to the other side with an offer they can't refuse:

If elected, I promise to not post at all outside the stickied thread for my entire term.

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raw

I feel like I did that in 2015 for the primaries. It was like my cave.

Also, see the candidates portion of the OP if you are annoucing.

Lethal said:
Lol I'm assuming these were intended for @Lead ? Because I don't have a clue as to what's going on here.
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This never gets old to me. I laugh everytime it happens
 
Jack V Savage said:
I have a really good memory generally. I can recite lots of Hamlet from memory, and full chapters of books I like.

And I guess I'll throw my hat in the ring here. Reach out to the other side with an offer they can't refuse:

If elected, I promise to not post at all outside the stickied thread for my entire term.

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What a coincidence, I have also decided to not post at all outside of the stickied thread, but I will up the ante and say I will only post about race if black people do stupid things.

GOT EEM. Just BERNED your ass!
 
I have a plan to put jarred farts in every American household by the end of my first term. toannounce my candidacy for the Presidentof the War Room.
 
Lead said:
I feel like I did that in 2015 for the primaries. It was like my cave.

Also, see the candidates portion of the OP if you are annoucing.
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Done.

And BTW, that promise applies to the WR. HWs are still an option.
 
I'll officially throw my hat in from home later... You people are going to learn sooo much about gender politics if you elect me...
 
Overpressure said:
I hereby drunkenly put myself in the running. I'm drunk, and as your President I'll continue to have opinions which I will state as categorical fact, and I pledge that I will still put them forth vigorously. I'll tell the whole place where to stick it, all of you.

You too . Where are you going?

Sorry, my doggo here... doesn't agree with my political opinions.

Whiskey, weed and women.
That's my platform. Some combination of those three.
It's cool if you're gay or whatever, just no Italians please. I'm building a wall.
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If my pussy grab voters dont work for me you have my belligerently drunk vote.
 
Jack V Savage said:
I have a really good memory generally. I can recite lots of Hamlet from memory, and full chapters of books I like.

And I guess I'll throw my hat in the ring here. Reach out to the other side with an offer they can't refuse:

If elected, I promise to not post at all outside the stickied thread for my entire term.

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"...to announce my candidacy for the President of the War Room." @Lead
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Nice, for the people that don't like you they have to vote you president to get rid of you.
 
Can y'all bring Hollywood Nicky back for this? I'll reach out to him on FB.
 
My fellow Sherdogians, I hereby announce my candidacy to be your War Room Overlord.

My first order of business will be to expose @LeroyJenkins for the @HollywoodNicky he really is.

After that, my goals will involve bumping every single anti-SJW thread as often as humanly possible. I will put a permanent ban on all safe spaces. Many gifs will be posted, and many laughs will be had.

I also plan to bring some respectability to the "like" system. I must admit, a lot of my opponents give out more "likes" than me, but I assure you that there is no passion behind them. They're all just clicking away, hoping you'll return the favor. They simply want you to clap like a seal receiving a fish. If you ask me, that's rather demeaning. On the contrary, when you receive a "like" from me, you'll sleep comfortably knowing it was well earned.

Let's make "likes" great again!
 
Overpressure said:
I have a plan to put jarred farts in every American household by the end of my first term. toannounce my candidacy for the Presidentof the War Room.
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Dude, you know you already announced? I envy you if you are this intoxicated on a Thursday
 
Just a shill for the Russians... erm, I mean the underground.
 
HereticBD said:
My fellow Sherdogians, I hereby announce my candidacy to be your War Room Overlord.

My first order of business will be to expose @LeroyJenkins for the @HollywoodNicky he really is.

After that, my goals will involve bumping every single anti-SJW thread as often as humanly possible. I will put a permanent ban on all safe spaces. Many gifs will be posted, and many laughs will be had.

I also plan to bring some respectability to the "like" system. I must admit, a lot of my opponents give out more "likes" than me, but I assure you that there is no passion behind them. They're all just clicking away, hoping you'll return the favor. They simply want you to clap like a seal receiving a fish. If you ask me, that's rather demeaning. On the contrary, when you receive a "like" from me, you'll sleep comfortably knowing it was well earned.

Let's make "likes" great again!
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Damn, so of the promises here are far better than I imagined. I easily am getting suckered to want to vote for people.

I thought Leroy was Nicky but then there is that @James "Kid Pene" Rodrigues guy too. I can't figure out which one or if both are Nicky.
 
Lead said:
Dude, you know you already announced? I envy you if you are this intoxicated on a Thursday
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It's a special day.
Anniversary of my first wife's death.
I don't get drunk often, not supposed to with the neurological issues, which I shouldn't have mentioned because it probably disqualifies me.
What if someone sees that I need a bit of assistance?

And I look terrible in pantsuits.
 
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