Sherdog POTWR Round 1

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I'm going to tear your shit down, whoever gets elected.

#NotMyPresident
 
It's a special day.
Anniversary of my first wife's death.
I don't get drunk often, not supposed to with the neurological issues, which I shouldn't have mentioned because it probably disqualifies me.
What if someone sees that I need a bit of assistance?

And I look terrible in pantsuits.
Sorry bro
 
I'd like to announce my candidacy!

I'm running for the socialist party of the war room. I will distribute post count numbers amongst the white belts! The posters with elite 1% post count must have their posts distributed for equality.

The 99% of posters are oppressed with your thread hogging, and we are sick of it!

not really running
 
I'll vote for you
Won't even think twice

You'd better. My buddy Julian Assange just sent me an e-mail dump from "that cesspit of a forum you hang around" that has a lot of War Roomer's private e-mails in them. First look suggests that you guys are a bunch of perverts... I'll strategically release them throughout my campaign.

#WarRoomGate begins soon. Stay tuned.
 
You'd better. My buddy Julian Assange just sent me an e-mail dump from "that cesspit of a forum you hang around" that has a lot of War Roomer's private e-mails in them. First look suggests that you guys are a bunch of perverts... I'll strategically release them throughout my campaign.

#WarRoomGate begins soon. Stay tuned.
Just to defuse what's obviously going to become known anyways, I have a lactation fetish
 
It's been twenty years today.
Romelia, she was as sweet a woman as you could ever know.
Christ, I miss her. Ni modo, as the saying goes
I can only imagine what you're feeling. You're a good guy. If you need some one to talk to I'm all ears.
 
Ladies in gentleman, thank you for attending the POTWR thread, created by the ingenious @Lead. Thank you @Prime Ang as well for personally nominating me. Thank as well for reading my speech.

Now listen up and listen good. As POTWR my first mandated action will be the release and unbanning of @HollywoodNicky . I will personally facilitate safe passage for Nicky and get him back to our great War Room. Is Nicky a loon? Sure. But i have a past with the guy as does most of you and I think we can all concede the fact that he was fun to laugh at. As someone who is not perfect, I understand his mistakes, I think he's done the time and I want the War Room to know that even though I'm Alpha as fuck, I am a family man and I am merciful.

Second order of business is helping repair relations within the WR. Now this is a huge, I mean YUGE project, but I will do it. First, I plan on focusing on the great divide within the DNC. The obsolete Hillary side has to understand that their ways are archiac and destructive. It's not that they're evil or dummies, they're just uneducated. They had a real chance for change and even maybe POTUS for their party, but decided to stick with crooked Hillary. So repairing the waning left is something very dear to me and I plan on doing it and I'll appoint a representative for the DNC who is worthy of helping their cause. Because, the DNC are people too and helping the little people is very dear to me. @Jack V Savage @Der Eisbar

As a continuation of helping repair relations I want to focus on our foreign War Room posters. It's wonderful that we have so many beautiful faces around the world here, shows the diversity and shows how far we have come as a War Room nation. Many foreigners wish that they were Merican. It's understandable, some of these people suffer from the radical Muslim onslaught immigration and those weird policies that force upon birthing out the original indigenous species for another. Some come from extremely corrupt countries that conditions their own people to accept it as normalcy. And it's sad, it's, yknow sad for them and I think what I can do is continue showing them the light that as America improves, the world improves. I think I can get a foreign poster in my cabinet that with my tutelage can spread the word that America is no longer about divisiveness, that we are in this together! @JDragon @Rod1 @seiger
@El anciano

My next order of business is the black vote. I really emphasize this and I can't emphasize this enough; America is here for you now. Let's put away the blame sticks, replace the R card for a Joker card and let's get into fixing real problems in the black community. A real look at the 20 innocent blacks shot every weekend in Chicago. Understanding that life isn't hopeless, life isn't about living off the Government, white people don't hate you and that together maybe we can fix the family situations, attentativeness to kids, Fathers that stay or at least support and I think a yuge one would be using that Government assistance on upgrading the school systems we have in place with better teachers and better facilities. A true no child left behind program. I am also a white boy who can dance, I've been with a few ebony goddesses and I just plain easily get along with the brothas. Do your War Room a service, unlike you did for Hillary and vote! @Possum Jenkins @Leroy Jenkins @Falsedawn @M3t4tr0n @berimBOWLoh

It's a exciting time in the War Room, It's a exciting time in the greatest country of all time, THE ONE TRUE GOAT, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! We went from a inept leader of the free world to now having a fucking DO-ER! A earth shaker, a guy who is going to go to bat for you in the oval office and I plan to take this momentum and make it a movement here in the War Room, making the War Room great again, electrifying this motherfucker by stomping out the negative true deplorables that hate our country!

One last thing, I know Trump didn't release his Tax records, but I Palis, if elected President will do you one better. I will post a selfie of my model like face with chiseled, ripped body. I want to ensure that the homo community has my support as well and you will have Presidential fap material to prove this. @7437 @KONG-D'SNT-TAP @KILL KILL @Fawlty @Overpressure @dream

I, American hero, Palis of the SBBC, hereby announce my candidacy for President of the War Room! Thank you to the War Room and to my fellow Americans, baby Jebus bless.
@faustian @MikeEhrmantraut @HunterSdVa29 @Contra-dictator @RR @Revolver @Corona @MarkyMcFly @Sauce Castillo @therealdope @PolishHeadlock @RichardSwingslo @Graverobber @The One True
@kuromusha
 
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I can only imagine what you're feeling. You're a good guy. If you need some one to talk to I'm all ears.
I'm okay, got a campaign to run.
I can do this drunk.
We got married at a Grateful Dead show. Magic.
I keep this anniversary out of habit now more than anything else, she died too young to not honor her memory, though she'd have wanted me to give to charity instead.

Writing is getting too hard now to be careful. I'll come back sober, this election is rigged.
Dormammu, I'm here to bargain
 
I'm sorry to offend but do you guys see Palis often in here? I don't have him in the registry but sometimes I think I have a blind spot with what thread I go into.
 
Good evening,

My fellow Sherdogers, @Lead , members of the esteemed War Room, lurkers, trolls, shills, and misguided students. For far too long we have labored under the tyranny of misinformation, propaganda, and shouts of tin foil. For far too long we have suffered under the yoke of the oppressive wing of humanity known as the sane. For far too long many have been silenced who dare speak against the official story.

How many were ridiculed for their opposition to the Vietnam War? For 42 long years the Gulf of Tonkin incident lay buried within the hidden vaults of the N.S.A. For two decades MKULTRA secretly worked on mind control, often using the unaware and weakest among us. The people of this country battled tirelessly, giving their lives, in WWII only for Project Paperclip to secretly bring Nazi scientists to the United States and give them new jobs and often new identities to hide from us the truth of their grab for power.

We will uncover the truth of the F.B.I. program known as COINTELPRO that sought to infiltrate American mass media and spread propaganda on behalf of the shadow brokers. We will expose the Bilderberg group who labored tirelessly in anonymity for four decades with the collusion of the mainstream media. We will expose the darkness wherever it may be, we will rip open the doors of the CFR, we will blow the lid off the Tri-Lateral Commission, and we will burst through the obfuscation of the Round Table groups created by Cecil Rhodes. We will uncover the secret occult practices of Jack Parson's, founder of the U.S. Jet Propulsion Laboratory, and his good friend Aleister Crowely as they attempt to rip open a hole in space and time in the desert, where some say now stands Area 51.

We will examine George Washington's warning against the Illuminati, try to understand Freemasonry at its core and we will hold Benjamin Franklin responsible for his membership in the Hellfire Club and the ten dead bodies found in the basement of his former home at No. 36 Craven Street in London. We will point the finger of condemnation at the MI5 and the C.I.A. and we will illuminate the inner working of the New World Order.

We will not stand down. We will not surrender to this cabal of evil that seeks to hide its cogs from the common man. I will battle against the megalithic powers of denial, against the reproach of @Quipling , against the animus of @Fawlty , and against the jocularity of @M3t4tr0n who longs to be taken up in a UFO and to get a job with Google life extension so he can live forever. I will stand against the impassive monolith known as @Jack V Savage and I will expose shills and trolls who will be lost like tears in the rain.

We can no longer accept the status quo of the War Room whose cry of anguish has become sux infinity.

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Not since the days of N13 will so many WTF's be had. I WILL MAKE THE WAR ROOM GREAT AGAIN! So it is with a humble heart and a profound sense of what a privilege it would be to serve, that I announce my candidacy for the presidency of the War Room.
 
Ladies in gentleman, thank you for attending the POTWR thread, created by the ingenious @Lead. Thank you @Prime Ang as well for personally nominating me. Thank as well for reading my speech.

Now listen up and listen good. As POTWR my first mandated action will be the release and unbanning of @HollywoodNicky . I will personally facilitate safe passage for Nicky and get him back to our great War Room. Is Nicky a loon? Sure. But i have a past with the guy as does most of you and I think we can all concede the fact that he was fun to laugh at. As someone who is not perfect, I understand his mistakes, I think he's done the time and I want the War Room to know that even though I'm Alpha as fuck, I am a family man and I am merciful.

Second order of business is helping repair relations within the WR. Now this is a huge, I mean YUGE project, but I will do it. First, I plan on focusing on the great divide within the DNC. The obsolete Hillary side has to understand that their ways are archiac and destructive. It's not that they're evil or dummies, they're just uneducated. They had a real chance for change and even maybe POTUS for their party, but decided to stick with crooked Hillary. So repairing the waning left is something very dear to me and I plan on doing it and I'll appoint a representative for the DNC who is worthy of helping their cause. Because, the DNC are people too and helping the little people is very dear to me. @Jack V Savage @Der Eisbar

As a continuation of helping repair relations I want to focus on our foreign War Room posters. It's wonderful that we have so many beautiful faces around the world here, shows the diversity and shows how far we have come as a War Room nation. Many foreigners wish that they were Merican. It's understandable, some of these people suffer from the radical Muslim onslaught immigration and those weird policies that force upon birthing out the original indigenous species for another. Some come from extremely corrupt countries that conditions their own people to accept it as normalcy. And it's sad, it's, yknow sad for them and I think what I can do is continue showing them the light that as America improves, the world improves. I think I can get a foreign poster in my cabinet that with my tutelage can spread the word that America is no longer about divisiveness, that we are in this together! @JDragon @Rod1 @seiger

My next order of business is the black vote. I really emphasize this and I can't emphasize this enough; America is here for you now. Let's put away the blame sticks, replace the R card for a Joker card and let's get into fixing real problems in the black community. A real look at the 20 innocent blacks shot every weekend in Chicago. Understanding that life isn't hopeless, life isn't about living off the Government, white people don't hate you and that together maybe we can fix the family situations, attentativeness to kids, Fathers that stay or at least support and I think a yuge one would be using that Government assistance on upgrading the school systems we have in place with better teachers and better facilities. A true no child left behind program. I am also a white boy who can dance, I've been with a few ebony goddesses and I just plain easily get along with the brothas. Do your War Room a service, unlike you did for Hillary and vote! @Possum Jenkins @Leroy Jenkins @Falsedawn @M3t4tr0n @berimBOWLoh

It's a exciting time in the War Room, It's a exciting time in the greatest country of all time, THE ONE TRUE GOAT, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! We went from a inept leader of the free world to now having a fucking DO-ER! A earth shaker, a guy who is going to go to bat for you in the oval office and I plan to take this momentum and make it a movement here in the War Room, making the War Room great again, electrifying this motherfucker by stomping out the negative true deplorables that hate our country!

One last thing, I know Trump didn't release his Tax records, but I Palis, if elected President will do you one better. I will post a selfie of my model like face with chiseled, ripped body. I want to ensure that the homo community has my support as well and you will have Presidential fap material to prove this. @7437 @KONG-D'SNT-TAP @KILL KILL @Fawlty @Overpressure @dream

I, American hero, Palis of the SBBC, hereby announce my candidacy for President of the War Room! Thank you to the War Room and to my fellow Americans, baby Jebus bless.
@faustian @MikeEhrmantraut @HunterSdVa29 @Contra-dictator @RR @Revolver @Corona @MarkyMcFly @Sauce Castillo @therealdope @PolishHeadlock @RichardSwingslo @Graverobber

It appears there is a challenger to my broken brilliance, you will pay for this you obsolete mule!

 
I'm sorry to offend but do you guys see Palis often in here? I don't have him in the registry but sometimes I think I have a blind spot with what thread I go into.

Palis is a naturalized citizen, i'll vouch for him.
 
Ladies in gentleman, thank you for attending the POTWR thread, created by the ingenious @Lead. Thank you @Prime Ang as well for personally nominating me. Thank as well for reading my speech.

Now listen up and listen good. As POTWR my first mandated action will be the release and unbanning of @HollywoodNicky . I will personally facilitate safe passage for Nicky and get him back to our great War Room. Is Nicky a loon? Sure. But i have a past with the guy as does most of you and I think we can all concede the fact that he was fun to laugh at. As someone who is not perfect, I understand his mistakes, I think he's done the time and I want the War Room to know that even though I'm Alpha as fuck, I am a family man and I am merciful.

Second order of business is helping repair relations within the WR. Now this is a huge, I mean YUGE project, but I will do it. First, I plan on focusing on the great divide within the DNC. The obsolete Hillary side has to understand that their ways are archiac and destructive. It's not that they're evil or dummies, they're just uneducated. They had a real chance for change and even maybe POTUS for their party, but decided to stick with crooked Hillary. So repairing the waning left is something very dear to me and I plan on doing it and I'll appoint a representative for the DNC who is worthy of helping their cause. Because, the DNC are people too and helping the little people is very dear to me. @Jack V Savage @Der Eisbar

As a continuation of helping repair relations I want to focus on our foreign War Room posters. It's wonderful that we have so many beautiful faces around the world here, shows the diversity and shows how far we have come as a War Room nation. Many foreigners wish that they were Merican. It's understandable, some of these people suffer from the radical Muslim onslaught immigration and those weird policies that force upon birthing out the original indigenous species for another. Some come from extremely corrupt countries that conditions their own people to accept it as normalcy. And it's sad, it's, yknow sad for them and I think what I can do is continue showing them the light that as America improves, the world improves. I think I can get a foreign poster in my cabinet that with my tutelage can spread the word that America is no longer about divisiveness, that we are in this together! @JDragon @Rod1 @seiger

My next order of business is the black vote. I really emphasize this and I can't emphasize this enough; America is here for you now. Let's put away the blame sticks, replace the R card for a Joker card and let's get into fixing real problems in the black community. A real look at the 20 innocent blacks shot every weekend in Chicago. Understanding that life isn't hopeless, life isn't about living off the Government, white people don't hate you and that together maybe we can fix the family situations, attentativeness to kids, Fathers that stay or at least support and I think a yuge one would be using that Government assistance on upgrading the school systems we have in place with better teachers and better facilities. A true no child left behind program. I am also a white boy who can dance, I've been with a few ebony goddesses and I just plain easily get along with the brothas. Do your War Room a service, unlike you did for Hillary and vote! @Possum Jenkins @Leroy Jenkins @Falsedawn @M3t4tr0n @berimBOWLoh

It's a exciting time in the War Room, It's a exciting time in the greatest country of all time, THE ONE TRUE GOAT, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! We went from a inept leader of the free world to now having a fucking DO-ER! A earth shaker, a guy who is going to go to bat for you in the oval office and I plan to take this momentum and make it a movement here in the War Room, making the War Room great again, electrifying this motherfucker by stomping out the negative true deplorables that hate our country!

One last thing, I know Trump didn't release his Tax records, but I Palis, if elected President will do you one better. I will post a selfie of my model like face with chiseled, ripped body. I want to ensure that the homo community has my support as well and you will have Presidential fap material to prove this. @7437 @KONG-D'SNT-TAP @KILL KILL @Fawlty @Overpressure @dream

I, American hero, Palis of the SBBC, hereby announce my candidacy for President of the War Room! Thank you to the War Room and to my fellow Americans, baby Jebus bless.
@faustian @MikeEhrmantraut @HunterSdVa29 @Contra-dictator @RR @Revolver @Corona @MarkyMcFly @Sauce Castillo @therealdope @PolishHeadlock @RichardSwingslo @Graverobber

Palis is a naturalized citizen, i'll vouch for him.

I think I remeber him. Added
 

I will likely support a qualified candidate like @Quipling or @Arkain2K in the primaries.

I hereby nominate @Arkain2K . The man knows how to run a thread without making it into a bad twitter feed, and seriously puts work into it.

I will be the holy hand that grips the War Room tight and raise it from perdition.

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On a serious note, @Tachycardia is already creating a new user group for me with moderation abilities over my own threads, so I'll be watching and cheering on this War Chief selection enthusiastically from the Establishment's balcony :))
 
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Good evening,

My fellow Sherdogers, @Lead , members of the esteemed War Room, lurkers, trolls, shills, and misguided students. For far too long we have labored under the tyranny of misinformation, propaganda, and shouts of tin foil. For far too long we have suffered under the yoke of the oppressive wing of humanity known as the sane. For far too long many have been silenced who dare speak against the official story.

How many were ridiculed for their opposition to the Vietnam War? For 42 long years the Gulf of Tonkin incident lay buried within the hidden vaults of the N.S.A. For two decades MKULTRA secretly worked on mind control, often using the unaware and weakest among us. The people of this country battled tirelessly, giving their lives, in WWII only for Project Paperclip to secretly bring Nazi scientists to the United States and give them new jobs and often new identities to hide from us the truth of their grab for power.

We will uncover the truth of the F.B.I. program known as COINTELPRO that sought to infiltrate American mass media and spread propaganda on behalf of the shadow brokers. We will expose the Bilderberg group who labored tirelessly in anonymity for four decades with the collusion of the mainstream media. We will expose the darkness wherever it may be, we will rip open the doors of the CFR, we will blow the lid off the Tri-Lateral Commission, and we will burst through the obfuscation of the Round Table groups created by Cecil Rhodes. We will uncover the secret occult practices of Jack Parson's, founder of the U.S. Jet Propulsion Laboratory, and his good friend Aleister Crowely as they attempt to rip open a hole in space and time in the desert, where some say now stands Area 51.

We will examine George Washington's warning against the Illuminati, try to understand Freemasonry at its core and we will hold Benjamin Franklin responsible for his membership in the Hellfire Club and the ten dead bodies found in the basement of his former home at No. 36 Craven Street in London. We will point the finger of condemnation at the MI5 and the C.I.A. and we will illuminate the inner working of the New World Order.

We will not stand down. We will not surrender to this cabal of evil that seeks to hide its cogs from the common man. I will battle against the megalithic powers of denial, against the reproach of @Quipling , against the animus of @Fawlty , and against the jocularity of @M3t4tr0n who longs to be taken up in a UFO and to get a job with Google life extension so he can live forever. I will stand against the impassive monolith known as @Jack V Savage and I will expose shills and trolls who will be lost like tears in the rain.

We can no longer accept the status quo of the War Room whose cry of anguish has become sux infinity.

4uan9t.gif


Not since the days of N13 will so many WTF's be had. I WILL MAKE THE WAR ROOM GREAT AGAIN! So it is with a humble heart and a profound sense of what a privilege it would be to serve, that I announce my candidacy for the presidency of the War Room.


Added. Damn, we got a race brewing here
 
have we established "Healing Centers" yet?
the local colleges here in norcal sent out emails to all students and faculty that "Healing Centers" would be available 24/7 for the next week to deal with the trauma of the election.

Additionally, at least one university president said in a separate email that heightened attention will be made to any comments, remarks or gestures that might be deemed injurious for those seeking Safe Space and any students reported for such behavior will be summarily expelled.

The New Nazism.
 
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