Shane Carwin Pissed at Brenda Schaub

[ricioyourdoom]

shane carwin is terrible.

he literally got choked out by a white belt (brock lesnar)

Not even a big Carwin fan, he was around when i was breaking from the sport.
But 12W/2L with 7 KOs at HW is a stud record, especially if he is claiming health issues for one of the losses.

The brock fight would be stopped today no doubt.

 

[Moezao]

"I will indeed mop up the entire division. I have a plan for all of them. Even Cain. He knows that I have great wrestling, he knows I can deal with footwork and you have to come close to get a takedown. I will knock any HWT in the world out. If they question that call your matchmaker and lets lace em up."

You couldn't handle JDS while on massive doses of PED's. Go away

Oh ok, because JDS is just a can now?

Losing to him is not shameful by any standards. JDS kills Schaub and most likely Carwin also does.

 

[Darwinambrosius]

shane carwin is terrible.

he literally got choked out by a white belt (brock lesnar)

Do you know how many black belts Matt Hughes out-grappled/submitted?

 

[Moezao]

Carwin is an admitted user. I'm missing the issue here.

Well he said he has used it at some point. It could be during his run in the UFC or it could be when he was 18. We'll never know.

If you count out every fighter that used PEDs at any point in their life you'll have a very short list of fighters. Like a dozen. And most of them women.

 

[Moezao]

Do you know how many black belts Matt Hughes out-grappled/submitted?

He choked Royce fucking Gracie. An old, a bit decrepit one, sure. But still Royce.

 

[Darwinambrosius]

Well he said he has used it at some point. It could be during his run in the UFC or it could be when he was 18. We'll never know.

If you count out every fighter that used PEDs at any point in their life you'll have a very short list of fighters. Like a dozen. And most of them women.

I'm not saying otherwise. My point was that schaub said Carwin, an admitted user, would dominate if he could pass the tests and Carwin responded with a novella.

 

[rjmbrd]

Brendan "I'm too cerebral" Schaub doesn't realize how back handed his compliments of Carwin were.

My dude so that is the thing - is it really - really - possible he didn't know how corrosive that was to his friendship with Shane?

 

[Deleted member 491001]

Well he said he has used it at some point. It could be during his run in the UFC or it could be when he was 18. We'll never know.

If you count out every fighter that used PEDs at any point in their life you'll have a very short list of fighters. Like a dozen. And most of them women.

I think you mean the opposite of what you typed.

If so, I agree unfortunately.

 

[Drake]

Motivated Carwin is born, bitches!!

 

[Moezao]

I'm not saying otherwise. My point was that schaub said Carwin, an admitted user, would dominate if he could pass the tests and Carwin responded with a novella.

Oh sure. Carwin was a bit too agressive there... Might be his testosterone is running a bit high...

But I find Schaub annoying so I wouldn't mind if Carwin dropped those lunch boxes he calls hand on his face.

 

[Darwinambrosius]

He choked Royce fucking Gracie. An old, a bit decrepit one, sure. But still Royce.

He armbarred GSP, anaconda'd almeida, and out-grappled Renzo too.

 

[Deleted member 491001]

My dude so that is the thing - is it really - really - possible he didn't know how corrosive that was to his friendship with Shane?

I doubt it.

 

[Moezao]

I think you mean the opposite of what you typed.

If so, I agree unfortunately.

It was a bit ambiguous, sorry. I mean that if you are gonna shit on every fighter that ever used PEDs you wouldn't have anyone left to cheer for.

But well, you got my meaning.

 

[Deleted member 491001]

It was a bit ambiguous, sorry. I mean that if you are gonna shit on every fighter that ever used PEDs you wouldn't have anyone left to cheer for.

But well, you got my meaning.

Yeah but, you wrote the exact opposite of what you meant, that's all I was trying to point out

 

[Moezao]

Yeah but, you wrote the exact opposite of what you meant, that's all I was trying to point out

Hahaha yeah

 

[12ga.]

Hahaa man on deck Brendan always seemed like weasel to me but you don't talk shit about friends period. They are supposed to have your back if not fuck em. Just like Shane said.

Could you imagine Nate talking steroid shit about melendez or jake? Naw because you dont do that to friends.

 

[chubbman]

Schaub basically says Shane can be no2 in the division, why would he be salty? Grow up Shane.

 

[JSN]

Why is Shane so butthurt by that? Brendan spent 5 minutes sucking his dick

when you're as alpha as Carwin is, you require your balls to be tickled too.

 

[rjmbrd]

Maybe you could explain how this is anything other than what it says.

Sure - a 5th grader could answer this.

Shane gave obvious troll responses in jest to a great number of posts, that one included. He is being tongue in cheek. The guy answered a gang of obviously loaded questions in the affirmative. He also said its "Beer 30 O'Clock" that his "first bonus check was spent on a bidet" and that he "keeps a chart to remember what he washed last."

Do you believe Shane Carwin has an actual chart to monitor the last part of his body he washed? Are you new to the internet?

Rubber-meets-the-road lets read his other serious post on drug testing, in the same thread:


marktx 3 points 16 days ago
Now that USADA doesn't gaf, does this mean you're never coming back?

ShaneCarwin 14 points 16 days ago
I got that relationship started. They can come over anytime. Thank me or hate me but USADA and Zuffa are together because I sought out a better form of testing for me and the other athletes.

 

[Hardkore]

My dude so that is the thing - is it really - really - possible he didn't know how corrosive that was to his friendship with Shane?

Honest to God, I think he's such a meat head and speaks before he really considers how it's going to come off to people, so not only is it entirely possible but most likely.