Shane Carwin Pissed at Brenda Schaub

[Darwinambrosius]

Sure - a 5th grader could answer this.

Shane gave obvious troll responses in jest to a great number of posts, that one included. He is being tongue in cheek. The guy answered a gang of obviously loaded questions in the affirmative. He also said its "Beer 30 O'Clock" that his "first bonus check was spent on a bidet" and that he "keeps a chart to remember what he washed last."

Do you believe Shane Carwin has an actual chart to monitor the last part of his body he washed? Are you new to the internet?

Rubber-meets-the-road lets read his other serious post on drug testing, in the same thread:


marktx 3 points 16 days ago
Now that USADA doesn't gaf, does this mean you're never coming back?

ShaneCarwin 14 points 16 days ago
I got that relationship started. They can come over anytime. Thank me or hate me but USADA and Zuffa are together because I sought out a better form of testing for me and the other athletes.

He has a well-documented history with PEDs and somehow you extrapolate that he's answered there for lols. You must be simple.

Also, quoting how he feels about USADA means nothing. Didn't Anderson want lifetime bans? Didn't Brock call homes unprofessiona? None of that is relevant.

 

[Vulcan]

So who doesn't make bad predictions in MMA? what does that have to do anything? I mean who the fuck has predicted anything that's happened this year.

he has literally made some of his predictions while watching the fight, during rory vs wonderboy he went on and on like a parrot about how it was a close fight because "rory has octagon control".

 

[Slabby]

he has literally made some of his predictions while watching the fight, during rory vs wonderboy he went on and on like a parrot about how it was a close fight because "rory has octagon control".

Ok you are quoting Fight Companions now? When they are drunk, and were probably spending the whole fight talking about Octopus vs Jaguar and very obviously saying they aren't watching the fight. I mean that is the on going gag on those editions of Rogan's show. They even make fun of fans like you that will then quote them after. Congrats on being the butt of the joke I guess.

 

[Vulcan]

Ok you are quoting Fight Companions now? When they are drunk, and were probably spending the whole fight talking about Octopus vs Jaguar and very obviously saying they aren't watching the fight. I mean that is the on going gag on those editions of Rogan's show. They even make fun of fans like you that will then quote them after. Congrats on being the butt of the joke I guess.

brian callen who has no combat experience and is a casual was there as well doing the same shit and he was giving better play by play than a professional ex-fighter, there is no excuse.

brenda is fully aware



for fucks sake he said mcgregor could beat lawler he also predicted travis browne was going to be a tough challenge for cain.

the guy is clueless

stop bouncing on his nuts

 

[Slabby]

brian callen who has no combat experience and is a casual was there as well doing the same shit and he was giving better play by play than a professional ex-fighter, there is no excuse.

brenda is fully aware



for fucks sake he said mcgregor could beat lawler he also predicted travis browne was going to be a tough challenge for cain.

You just again showed me a video of a fight companion. That's stupid. It's a joke they don't pay attention.

He wasn't the only one who thought Travis might beat Cain, because Cain looked like he may have been done after all the injuries. I was surprised not that Cain won, but how sharp he looked. Again it's MMA, you can't predict shit.

 

[Gunny]

Why is Shane so butthurt by that? Brendan spent 5 minutes sucking his dick

Obviously he didn't like the teeth

 

[Vulcan]

You just again showed me a video of a fight companion. That's stupid. It's a joke they don't pay attention.

He wasn't the only one who thought Travis might beat Cain, because Cain looked like he may have been done after all the injuries. I was surprised not that Cain won, but how sharp he looked. Again it's MMA, you can't predict shit.

cain was one of the biggest favorites he was getting his ass kicked by mitrione before the eye pokes once again no excuses while cain is in the top 5. you clearly didn't watch the video brenda is clearly watching the fight keep denying it tho you're obviously brendan's number one fan.

 

[flex4life]

lol at Carwin saying he will mop up the entire division. He's gonna get whooped easily by the top 5.

 

[SaigeVanZant]

Carwin is just asking to get shut down by bjj god Abu Schuabi

 

[trblesome1]

Carwin must be a head case, Schaub was hyping him up more than he even deserved imo

So he gets positive media hype on a show that many people are listening to(for whatever reason) and he shits on them. Not a smart move

 

[ShoopNazi]

"I hope you die in a fire, Brenda!!"
-Shane Carwin

 

[BigNuggetIce]

The Schaub wasn't exactly tough on Shane though.. Gotten to

What did he say about carwin?

 

[FrodoFraggins]

I hate schaub and dig Carwin so I'm not watching the vid. It's semantics as far as Carwin gassing against Lesnar. Lactic Acid buildup? Whatever it was he shot is wad in a fight he should have dominated.

 

[TitoDome]

What I gathered was he was hinting that Schaub has juiced too? Which he constantly denies. One thing I will give me big brown, the dude lacks no confidence in life. Just ask him, he'll tell you. And if ou don't ask, he'll still tell you.

 

[PD4838]

So true, I don't like Shaub at all and it sounded like he was complimenting him

 

[rjmbrd]

He has a well-documented history with PEDs and somehow you extrapolate that he's answered there for lols. You must be simple.

Also, quoting how he feels about USADA means nothing. Didn't Anderson want lifetime bans? Didn't Brock call homes unprofessiona? None of that is relevant.

Not extrapolate, you have to be a complete moron to not realize he was answering that entire string of questions in jest. It was literally all under a thread about him #shitposting and he references this repeatedly with wild answers to silly questions.

He has verbosely said - without any room for interpretation - that he is clean and has not used PEDS, and he brokered the introduce to USADA.

Now of course he may be lying through his teeth, we don't know. But saying he is an 'admitted PED user' is a flat out lie at face value.

 

[TitoDome]

" If he can pass the test" is a bullshit comment from a supposed friend, either come out a make an accusation or shut the fuck up.

Schuab won't last, he is an attention whore who will throw anyone under the bus if it suits his needs.

That's what I thought too. Just man up and call him out. Don't leave yourself an out. "No what I meant was (insert bullshit)". But I swore carwin fessed up to roids?

 

[bjpenngoat]

So weird. Brendan was giving him props for like 90% of that clip.

but he prefaced it with I thinkShane is on roids and Shane has absolutely NO cardio. Shane ETHERED him and insinuated that brendan himself was or is on roids.

 

[loyalyolayal]

I understand Shane's temperament. If you spent a huge chunk of your life cutting height, you'd understand.

 

[usfbrah]

Schuab would whoop carwins ass tbh