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I'm not sure it would be worth it for me to upgrade like that. I am only really after the basic function of shooting water up my ass. Not interested in a heated seat. The drying feature is intriguing, but I would most likely still use TP to dry off anyway.

I already kinda feel that I may have overpaid for the $100 attachment when the $40 unit did what I wanted. Going over $400 for something that provides no real extra benefit would not be fiscally responsible of me.

At the beginning of the pandemic there were runs on toilet paper so the first thing I did was get a Toto toilet seat. Yes, you still should use paper, but you don't need much.

Just get the Toto and be done with it. My first trip to Japan had me convinced of that. When we renovated the house we put Toto toilets in every bathroom
 
The fanciest toilet I've ever seen was in Singapore. It had a control panel on the wall that looked like the flight deck on Star Trek. I'll have to dig up a photo that I took.
 
At the beginning of the pandemic there were runs on toilet paper so the first thing I did was get a Toto toilet seat. Yes, you still should use paper, but you don't need much.

Just get the Toto and be done with it. My first trip to Japan had me convinced of that. When we renovated the house we put Toto toilets in every bathroom
You sound not poor
 
As a homophobe the only thing I want touching my ass is toilet paper. It's kinda gay getting your butthole squirted.
 
As a homophobe the only thing I want touching my ass is toilet paper. It's kinda gay getting your butthole squirted.
Imagine you are changing a child and you get some shit smeared on your arm. Do you just wipe it off with toilet paper and move on? If you do that’s pretty gross. Same goes for your ass. Get some water up there and feel clean
 
Imagine you are changing a child and you get some shit smeared on your arm. Do you just wipe it off with toilet paper and move on? If you do that’s pretty gross. Same goes for your ass. Get some water up there and feel clean
In all seriousness I've been to Japan and have used them. They're fine. I use baby wipes.
 
At the beginning of the pandemic there were runs on toilet paper so the first thing I did was get a Toto toilet seat. Yes, you still should use paper, but you don't need much.

Just get the Toto and be done with it. My first trip to Japan had me convinced of that. When we renovated the house we put Toto toilets in every bathroom

If you haven't tried one, you must. You might realize that living without a bidet is actually kinda uncivilized.
Speaking as someone who has owned both, I actually prefer the attachment to the Toto. I’m a simple man who likes to be able to manually spray my asshole clean.
 
Every poop I’ve taken the last 24 hours, all I’ve thought about is how nice it would be to have my asshole sprayed instead of wipe.

On Amazon looking up attachments now, just scared I’ll get addicted to it and have my butthole sprayed for pleasure.
I might avoid the ones with a dial adjustment like this below. I would worry that the steps don't allow for precise adjustment of water pressure.

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The two that I bought have more of a knob adjustment.

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