I'm not sure it would be worth it for me to upgrade like that. I am only really after the basic function of shooting water up my ass. Not interested in a heated seat. The drying feature is intriguing, but I would most likely still use TP to dry off anyway.
I already kinda feel that I may have overpaid for the $100 attachment when the $40 unit did what I wanted. Going over $400 for something that provides no real extra benefit would not be fiscally responsible of me.
You sound not poorAt the beginning of the pandemic there were runs on toilet paper so the first thing I did was get a Toto toilet seat. Yes, you still should use paper, but you don't need much.
Just get the Toto and be done with it. My first trip to Japan had me convinced of that. When we renovated the house we put Toto toilets in every bathroom
If you haven't tried one, you must. You might realize that living without a bidet is actually kinda uncivilized.He has a robocop toilet
Imagine you are changing a child and you get some shit smeared on your arm. Do you just wipe it off with toilet paper and move on? If you do that’s pretty gross. Same goes for your ass. Get some water up there and feel cleanAs a homophobe the only thing I want touching my ass is toilet paper. It's kinda gay getting your butthole squirted.
In all seriousness I've been to Japan and have used them. They're fine. I use baby wipes.Imagine you are changing a child and you get some shit smeared on your arm. Do you just wipe it off with toilet paper and move on? If you do that’s pretty gross. Same goes for your ass. Get some water up there and feel clean
Honestly having one would be legitIf you haven't tried one, you must. You might realize that living without a bidet is actually kinda uncivilized.
Afraid you might like it?As a homophobe the only thing I want touching my ass is toilet paper. It's kinda gay getting your butthole squirted.
Grab one on Amazon for $30-$40 and all of your wildest dreams might come true. Very easy to install too.Honestly having one would be legit
Would making eating ass a whole lot easier... go bidet before you serve me my souffle
Grab one on Amazon for $30-$40 and all of your wildest dreams might come true. Very easy to install too.

You sound not poor
At the beginning of the pandemic there were runs on toilet paper so the first thing I did was get a Toto toilet seat. Yes, you still should use paper, but you don't need much.
Just get the Toto and be done with it. My first trip to Japan had me convinced of that. When we renovated the house we put Toto toilets in every bathroom
Speaking as someone who has owned both, I actually prefer the attachment to the Toto. I’m a simple man who likes to be able to manually spray my asshole clean.If you haven't tried one, you must. You might realize that living without a bidet is actually kinda uncivilized.
I spread my cheeks in the shower after a hard-core poop
I might avoid the ones with a dial adjustment like this below. I would worry that the steps don't allow for precise adjustment of water pressure.Every poop I’ve taken the last 24 hours, all I’ve thought about is how nice it would be to have my asshole sprayed instead of wipe.
On Amazon looking up attachments now, just scared I’ll get addicted to it and have my butthole sprayed for pleasure.