SBBC Vol 1 - Corona is a can

[Yoricks Wisdom]

and yet here you are.

 

[Croaker]

I met a lady a few weeks ago and I could tell she was kinda country. The other day she came over and while we were making love I looked over and saw her pistol on my nightstand. Didn't actually care about the gun, but her carrying it when she knew she was just coming over to make love made her seem like a real dork.

As far as the lawnmower goes I was a little worried. A couple of weeks ago the batteries drained before I could finish the entire property. Must have been operator error though because today it handled the job with ease.

Making love is kinda gay ngl

should pound cuntry

 

[Jonathan Utah]

I met a lady a few weeks ago and I could tell she was kinda country. The other day she came over and while we were making love I looked over and saw her pistol on my nightstand. Didn't actually care about the gun, but her carrying it when she knew she was just coming over to make love made her seem like a real dork.

As far as the lawnmower goes I was a little worried. A couple of weeks ago the batteries drained before I could finish the entire property. Must have been operator error though because today it handled the job with ease.

I remember when my buddy told me about this conservative chick he went on a date with, and she wouldn’t shut the fuck up about politics on the date. He never spoke to her again. This story reminded me of that for some reason. I’m gonna share your story with him and show him how blessed he is for not continuing to speak to that chick.

 

[Poon Goon]

Making love is kinda gay ngl

should pound cuntry

I'm a gentleman, brother. Can't be vulgar like that.

 

[Roman Reigns GF]

Same old lame boring shit with you. You make a shitty little comment and then act surprised when someone says something back. Followed by an edit to try to hide your additional shitty comment. Maybe that's why nobody gave a shit when you got banned and nobody noticed that you came back.

Oof

 

[Roman Reigns GF]

People that make politics part of their identity, are some of the strangest people on this planet.

 

[Jonathan Utah]

People that make politics part of their identity, are some of the strangest people on this planet.

Overtly-conservative girls are too masculine for my taste. Women are naturally liberal, so I won’t care dating a liberal chick as long as it’s not her personality trait and it’s all she talks about.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Feel free to share stories about all of the cocks you've sucked recently.

Same old lame boring shit with you. You make a shitty little comment and then act surprised when someone says something back. Followed by an edit to try to hide your additional shitty comment. Maybe that's why nobody gave a shit when you got banned and nobody noticed that you came back.

Reported for elder abuse.

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

dude's rustled
let him work through it

 

[Poon Goon]

dude's rustled
let him work through it

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

whatever works for ya, bud

 

[Frank23]

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Doesn’t impact me at all. I get all my sports from the Sports Bar or Bloody Elbow.

 

[Jonathan Utah]

Doesn’t impact me at all. I get all my sports from the Sports Bar or Bloody Elbow.

Sports bar posters are the best sport journalists on earth.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Sports bar posters are the best sport journalists on earth.

Absolutely zero bias in here. You’re getting the real deal.

 

[therealdope]

NYTimes isn't what it once was. Used to really enjoy the NYTimes magazine on the weekend. Also the New Yorker.

 

[therealdope]

 

[El Chimpo]

Got a promotion

Now am a team leader of my department

Making more and doing less looms

 

[Croaker]

Got a promotion

Now am a team leader of my department

Making more and doing less looms

Grats on being the tile manager at home depot

They pay well for retail managers.

 

[El Chimpo]

Grats on being the tile manager at home depot

They pay well for retail managers.

I could only be so lucky to be the tile manager at home depot

I'd probably have more people under me there lol