SBBC Vol 1 - Corona is a can

[therealdope]

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[Bunk Moreland]

What cathedral is that?

 

[therealdope]

What cathedral is that?

Saint Stephen. It's in the league of Notre Dame and Il Duomo (IMHO).

 

[Bunk Moreland]

It's in the league of pre-fire Notre Dame and Il Duomo (IMHO).

FTFY

 

['Rocky']

Finally decided to look through an SBBC thread (whatever that stands for) and feel like I have probably been missing out greatly.

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

let's not be too hasty now

 

[El Chimpo]

Finally decided to look through an SBBC thread (whatever that stands for) and feel like I have probably been missing out greatly.

It ain't like what it used to was

 

['Rocky']

It ain't like what it used to was

Well said.

 

[Corona]

Finally decided to look through an SBBC thread (whatever that stands for) and feel like I have probably been missing out greatly.

was sbbs for sports bar bullshit thread. Then a bunch of the og posters started porn bombing for some reason, I think as like a form of retaliation for some kind of shitdog crackdowns, so for some reason mods made them change the name to sbbc in an attempt to not attract those accounts back or something, idk. 2009-11 or so was around its prime

 

[El Chimpo]

I vividly remember saying I'd use a spoon to eat someone's ass haha

 

[My Spot]

Everyone from the old SBBS retreated to Facebook.

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

sounds sad

 

[Jonathan Utah]

Can jam

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

pro tip:
take the limo instead of the helo in stormy weather

 

[therealdope]

pro tip:
take the limo instead of the helo in stormy weather

Aug 27, 1990. For a few hours there was a question of whether Eric Clapton was on the helicopter.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

pro tip:
take the limo instead of the helo in stormy weather

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[therealdope]

Holy shit, we just need to off some of these mouth breathing Canadians at International airports.

What the fuck is going through the minds of these people? Here's you're first move: make sure you, and the person traveling with you, make sure that you start your conversation about the Sacher torte you had at a Viennese café on Thursday night WHILE STANDING AT PASSPORT CONTROL backing up a line of about 800 people waiting to get through security.

For bonus points make sure you are stopped at a pinch point and also blocking all EU passport control automated lanes. And when someone asks you to move make sure you act insulted like the person is out of line for asking you to have the common sense to move your fucking dumb ass. That's literally your card carrying Canadian identification, because if you had a clue of how things work in a line with 1000 people you sure as fuck wouldn't be traveling with a Canadian passport.

 

[Poon Goon]

Holy shit, we just need to off some of these mouth breathing Canadians at International airports.

What the fuck is going through the minds of these people? Here's you're first move: make sure you, and the person traveling with you, make sure that you start your conversation about the Sacher torte you had at a Viennese café on Thursday night WHILE STANDING AT PASSPORT CONTROL backing up a line of about 800 people waiting to get through security.

For bonus points make sure you are stopped at a pinch point and also blocking all EU passport control automated lanes. And when someone asks you to move make sure you act insulted like the person is out of line for asking you to have the common sense to move your fucking dumb ass. That's literally your card carrying Canadian identification, because if you had a clue of how things work in a line with 1000 people you sure as fuck wouldn't be traveling with a Canadian passport.

 

[therealdope]

Here's another fantastically Canadian move.

Upon boarding there is an automated electronic gate. A green/red LED X/arrow tells you whether to wait or GO. About 6 inches away is a glass scanner for the boarding pass QR code and an LCD display has instructions. Sounds pretty simple, right?

The couple In front of me just ignores the LCD display that says "wait" and then tries scanning the boarding pass using the red LED X. Now I get it, each airport has slightly different process for boarding but where in the fuck have you ever seen a scanner that is a brightly lit red X. A red X that is right next to a glass scanner that has a picture showing you to scan your boarding pass.

Of course they are too retarded to use their phone for a boarding pass. Back to the fucktards in front of me. They are trying to scan their boarding pass on the red LED X. Keep in mind the LCD display says, "wait". When the gate agent tells them to wait they just go ahead and walk right into the glass doors. Like they smash into the glass. Red X is still bright lit.

What is their response? They look around like they are surprised the doors didn't open.

Canadians. Good job.

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

America's Hat