SBBC Vol 1 - Corona is a can

Why does Seth Rogan insist on ruining my childhood with this shitty Ninja Turtles movie? Can someone please lace his weed with something that puts his stupid laughing ass into a coma?
He should’ve stuck to making movies like This is the End.
 
Early rogan/apatow films are solid, 50/50 was probably the last good thing he’s done. Ferrel was good at first but playing the same type of character over and over again got stale fast.
 
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Seth Rogen is w/e, but this is like the 9nth reboot of TMNT since the original show and movies.

Hardly ruining anyone’s childhood or worth crying about.

stfu @Croaker
Fight me

Some of us never got to grow up and become ninja turtles. Maybe you had some loser dreams of being a cop or an astronaut but I had a higher calling.
 
This was my favorite movie as a small child. It made me want to become a literal farm animal at 4 years old.

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Which one?

Head to the Cosmopolitan food court (second floor) and get something from Egg Slut of Momofuku.

So #isoundpoor we stayed at the Howard Johnson. It was a last minute trip for my sister's fiance to find "squishmallows" for his daughter. The original plan was to stay by Fremont. That fell through so they found the cheapest place they could. Got in at 3:00 am, walked to the MGM with my sister, hit OYO on our way back since they have 1$ blackjack tables and 2 dollar beers. That's where I left in the sunlight lol

Yesterday was all about trying to find that place with the damn squishmallows. Took us like 10 miles west of the strip. Hit circus circus for a bit and then headed back home in the evening.

How much coke was involved?

None for me, but I'm not sure about the guy next to me on the blackjack table who thought Armenia and Albania were the same thing.

As a California man he likely prefers Cream Soda over Coke, but it could have also been a Crush night since he was in Nevada.

https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/most-popular-soda-by-state

Man I'm with Alabama, a Dr Pepper guy. Squirt being the most popular in Florida is interesting.
 
So #isoundpoor we stayed at the Howard Johnson. It was a last minute trip for my sister's fiance to find "squishmallows" for his daughter. The original plan was to stay by Fremont. That fell through so they found the cheapest place they could. Got in at 3:00 am, walked to the MGM with my sister, hit OYO on our way back since they have 1$ blackjack tables and 2 dollar beers. That's where I left in the sunlight lol

Yesterday was all about trying to find that place with the damn squishmallows. Took us like 10 miles west of the strip. Hit circus circus for a bit and then headed back home in the evening.



None for me, but I'm not sure about the guy next to me on the blackjack table who thought Armenia and Albania were the same thing.



Man I'm with Alabama, a Dr Pepper guy. Squirt being the most popular in Florida is interesting.
You know you can find squish mellows at Target and Walmart right?
 
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