Media *** Random Tito Ortiz Videos MEGA THREAD ***

[billharford]

I just looked at the menu, they've got something called 'Jenna's Fish Taco'. Hard pass

 

[don't ask]

I just looked at the menu, they've got something called 'Jenna's Fish Taco'. Hard pass

Burning piss.

 

[dog y]

I am not letting Tito take my Order!

He'll tell you what you're having and how you feel about it

 

[CerebralKnievel]

Actually I stumbled across a video of an amazing chef who does them like that, but fast, it was what I think he was imitating

I made a thread about it, but it got shit canned

I recall it. That was still very odd, but that guy was clearly very experienced as a sous chef of some sort.

 

[CerebralKnievel]

Restaurants are not an easy racket to make money at. Hope he surrounds himself with good people for it, it’s an easy way to piss away money

Even great restaurants close. It's easy to say, prices must be 4 times your food cost, but between exorbitant rents, food waste, high payroll costs, all of the supplies, etc, it's tough. The ones who do well, typically broaden their market saturation with multiple locations or multiple businesses (or both).

 

[Tatra]

Bloody onions will be their specialty, I assume.

With grapes & wine.

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

I recall it. That was still very odd, but that guy was clearly very experienced as a sous chef of some sort.

word

I found a ‘short’ of him and posted it (link) a few posts down from the one u replied to

 

[WildShrimper]

A true old mature, Tito Orteased is playing chest

 

[Tatra]

This thread delivered. One of the best threads of the night.

 

[Corrado Soprano]

Tito knows how difficult it can be spending money on food 3 times a night in 1 day.

 

[legcramp]

Albertito's Mexican Restaurant. I'll have a california burrito with some red and green sauce please.

 

[Barteh]

Tito knows how difficult it can be spending money on food 3 times a night in 1 day.

He's the gift that keeps on giving. It's more than we deserve honestly, it's just too much.

 

[HaulParris]

I can’t wait for Tito to tell me what I’m eating right now. It’s the kind of food that will help you outlive your children.

Good luck with his restaurant. And fook his shirt.

 

[svmr_db]

Best salmonella poisoning of the night baby

 

[xHeadx]

 

[big franklin]

A Mexican restaurant? But I thought Tito was American!

 

[NoSmilez]

You fkers better give him a good yelp review.

 

[Connection Lost]

It is going to be open actually six days a week. Five days a week it will be open three days a week. One of those days it’ll be open two days of the week

These references DO wear out their welcomes. On the youtube channel "pantheon level cluelessness" which has probably 100 Tito clips, EVERY SINGLE VIDEO has these Tito quotes in some form or another. It's like this board but on steroids because it's just a comment section, not a discussion forum, so everyone is clamoring to make the same comment (while ignoring everyone else's similar comment and hoping for 10k likes so they can edit their post and thank everyone for the likes, as if that goes on your resume).

 

[Corrado Soprano]

Tito giving his worker ‘employee of the month.’

 

[93confirmed]

Oh man… will he be in the kitchen?

The best part of this clip is the bloody knuckle.


Slicing teh onions!?!