Official Summer Squat Competition

Devil Jr. is actually contacting his lawyers at the moment.
 
I'll take whoever and Zerocrew....i pick zerocrew specifically for his wildcard factor....at any given point when I need several hundred extra pounds....he'll pull them straight out of his ass and squat 700....you heard it here first...right Klotz?

anywho....I'll take whoever....I am not picky....anyone who's willing to bust their ass is good enough for me...

I am squatting about once a week so we'll see how I fare...i got new knee wraps so watch out...
 
Note to captains - flak has a history of entering squat competitions and then refusing to squat.
 
Old Man said:
Note to captains - flak has a history of entering squat competitions and then refusing to squat.
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Maybe I was saving up.

Maybe I secretly wanted a Zac Efron av.

Maybe the Mob forced me to throw the comp.

Maybe I really did set a new PR and just didn't tell you.

Maybe I'm actually a bored 11-year-old Ukranian girl who doesn't lift weights at all, but enjoys practicing her English online.

Ever think of those possibilities, smarty pants?
 
Flak I am leaning towards the girl practicing her english scenario....

Fatty I dont know how much the knee wraps will help...a gym buddy gave them to me saying he couldnt use them because they cut too much,,,Altus brand....look pretty small compared to the wraps I have seen.....but much thicker than the compression wraps i had from Ace...

Fatty I also find it hard to believe that your PL squat is still 475 when your ATG squat is 435.....you're sandbagging....haha.....you are not zero so state your 550 squat...
 
Alright the draft is done results are posted on page 1 along with team rosters. Devil I still need your squat number so I can setup the stats page. Captains we need to figure out how we want to put numbers together. If everyone just starts posting their new PRs on here its gonna get really hectic for me to compile and update in a timely manner. Mabye we could have people just PM them to their captain and you guys could PM your teams new prs to me like once every 2 weeks?
 
I win at drafting.

The smart move (mine) is to draft a team with the highest aggregate squat. Assuming that all teams have basically the same percentage increase, I'll win and the rest of you queers will have to suck my balls.
 
I'm going to squat every chance I get now. If I'm not in the gym I'm going to do bodyweight squats. When I sleep at night I'm going to dream about doing squats. I'm doing squats right now as I type this post.

I was thinking, maybe a good idea would be for each captain to start a log. Then team members can update whenever in the log with their squat-related workouts, as well as PRs.
 
joshetc said:
I'm going to squat every chance I get now. If I'm not in the gym I'm going to do bodyweight squats. When I sleep at night I'm going to dream about doing squats. I'm doing squats right now as I type this post.

I was thinking, maybe a good idea would be for each captain to start a log. Then team members can update whenever in the log with their squat-related workouts, as well as PRs.
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Maybe someone should start logs in the names of the captains without telling the captains. That would be a great idea.
 
Barut said:
Maybe someone should start logs in the names of the captains without telling the captains. That would be a great idea.
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bort i started your log for you, you're also a captain the the bench race i am going to start... i also signed you up for free porn emails from some choice german porn sites
 
All captains are on the hotsquatmalelove.com email list. Also everyone make sure your numbers in the stats section are correct. Competition officially began today at 10 AM so any increases achieved after that time can be put towards comp. Also captains if you want a better team name than team urban or team standard just let me know and Ill plug it in.
 
^^ Can you put me on the mailing list for that website?
 
Team DevilJR!. My squat licks balls, so it can only go up.
 
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