Odawg

[CarnalSalvation]

Dude I want to headbutt you, then rape the shit out of you to prove my machismo dominance.

And yes, I would donkey punch you and give you a dirty sanchez. No, I would not use lube or give you a reach around. Yes, I would later trade you for porno and painkillers.

 

[Urban]

see here's the thing, I would think that lubeless anal would hurt me more than the reciever. then again, maybe I'm just extra sensitive in my daddy-regions.

 

[hughes]

see here's the thing, I would think that lubeless anal would hurt me more than the reciever. then again, maybe I'm just extra sensitive in my daddy-regions.

I'd be worried my foreskin would tear off, but I guess that's not a problem (most of) Americans have.

 

[Urban]

yeah, I don't have that problem.

 

[thecreator]

I'd be worried my foreskin would tear off, but I guess that's not a problem (most of) Americans have.

IWD pwnd USA

 

[CarnalSalvation]

Me neither which is why I would go Superslow.

I'd pound his ass with the same power and explosiveness I use to nail the weights.

 

[Madmick]

Me neither which is why I would go Superslow.

I'd pound his ass with the same power and explosiveness I use to nail the weights.

Seriously, though, I got carried away with an ex-girlfriend in a totally random one-nighter reunion.

I didn't realize she was saying "ow" until I had done too much damage. That sucked, cuz that was blue balls, but I can't complain, she got it worse.

 

[krellik]

This thread = German porn.

 

[Madmick]

This thread = German porn.

I wasn't fucking her in the ass, man.

And there were only the two of us.

 

[thecreator]

.,.

 

[krellik]

I wasn't fucking her in the ass, man.

And there were only the two of us.

If you know your german porn man you know that its a lot dirtier than that..

 

[gruesome]

god bless it

 

[Noskill]

see here's the thing, I would think that lubeless anal would hurt me more than the reciever.

You limp dick.

Using lube for anal is like using straps to deadlift.

 

[Fedorable]

wasteland.

 

[graedy]

There is something like typicall german porn?






Cool!

 

[Cracker Odawg]

Wow. I feel honored that you guys started a thread in my name. I can now go to sleep at night knowing that I have finally gotten to you.

Carnal. I don't use Superslow, I never even used Superslow, I don't believe in it, and I think it's a shitty way to workout. I have used, and I still use a form of HIT. Don't put words in my mouth asshole. When is the last time you actually located your dick, you fat tub of shit? I can't believe I finally got the fat bastard on Sherdog pissed off enough to start a thread about me. Hope you are having fun in college screwing as many fat chicks as you can because that's got to be about the only type of chick you could get with. Oh, wait a minute you were talking about raping me, so I guess you don't go for women. I guess I should have known.

That's it. I'm sure this is going to get deleted because Urban edits everything on here, so I'm sure I'm wasting my time, but I just wanted to let Carnal know how much I enjoy reading his posts about lifting, and I'm just glad I don't lift like him because I wouldn't want to be known, as a fat ass, weak, pot smoking piece of shit who couldn't catch my ass even if he tried because he is so huge.

Keep up the hard work Carnal. I'll see you in hell man.

 

[PariahCarey]

What you do to others you do to yourself-Eric Frohm

 

[Urban]

Keep up the hard work Carnal. I'll see you in hell man.

everyone knows HIT will get you into heaven.

one of the major problems associated with HIT is nobody seems to know exactly what it is. Really. we asked all the local HITers for a good definition and they never gave one. and if you ask 10 HITers they'll give 10 different answers, some extremely vague, some extremely specific. some will say machines are the way to go, some say it doesn't matter, some will say super slow, some will say one set to failure, some will say you have to bend them over and pound them in the ass to find out.

 

[Diligent]

Mr. Steinbrenner : I am loving this calzone. The pita pocket prevents it from
dripping. The pita pocket, George. Pita pocket.

George : I thought tomorrow maybe we'd try a little corn beef.

Mr. Steinbrenner : Corn beef. I don't think so. It is a little fatty.

George : How about Chinese?

Mr. Steinbrenner : Uhhhhh. No. Too many containers. Big mess, big mess.
Too sloppy. I want to stick with the calzones from Pisano's. That's the
ticket.

George : I just thought it would be nice. A little variety.

Mr. Steinbrenner : No, no, no. George let me tell you something. When I
find something I like I stick with it. From 1973 to 1982 I ate the exact same
lunch everyday. Turkey chili in a bowl made out of bread. Bread bowl George.
Bread bowl. First you eat the chili then you eat the bowl. There's nothing more
satisfying than looking down after lunch and seeing nothing but a table.

 

[Madmick]

I just realized while reading that: Steinbrenner on Seinfeld is funnier on paper than he was in the show (and he cracked me up in the show).