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i am starting a news channel called Liberty and Freedom to the Max for Patriots.Newsmax is such dumb demographic name. I can just imagine the meeting where they came up with it.
CEO: "There are 330million Americans and our study shows 8% of them are dumber than dog shit and don't even watch the news. That's a potential 26 million strong customer base that is completely untapped. Now we just need a name that will attract those dumb people"
Johnny: We should call ourselves newsmax, like all those advertisements where they say "to the max" that attract dumb people.
CEO: That's fucking brilliant!
*5 weeks later*
Hey did you hear Steve is making his own news broadcast network?
CEO: "Yeah what's he calling it?"
'OneAmericaNews"
CEO: "god damn, son of a bitch.